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Troy Douglas, wearing a 2003 Final Four t-shirt and jeans, again finds himself in front of an EPW Black Dawn banner. Troy scratches his chin for a moment in thought, then nods his head and focuses himself on the camera.
TD: Boy, oh boy, somebody's having a little problem getting all his facts straight, isn't he?
All I had to do was ask, Sarge? All I had to do was ASK and I would've gotten the match? Man, if it was that simple, maybe I should've just ASKED you and then maybe I would be wrestling you for the IC title at Black...
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Wait a minute.
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I already AM wrestling you for the Intercontinental Championship at Black Dawn. Ain't that just a swift kick in the head? And guess what, son?
I didn't even HAVE to ask. You never even gave me the opportunity. I came out and I said that what you did disrespected the legacy of the championship you currently hold, and you practically BEGGED me for the match. You told me to name the time, name the place, find Dan Ryan and get the papers signed.
I was going to ask, Sarge. It turns out it wasn't even necessary. You were stupid enough to make this match yourself in the first place.
And I'M the one who's always wrong. Gotcha.
Troy shrugs his shoulders, shakes his head and lets out a brief, barely audible scoff.
TD: Moving on, let's talk about this strange delusion you've got that I've been formulating this Really Cunning Plan to bait you into a title match for months and months now.
If I haven't said this enough already, let me beat this into your Combat Tested melon one more time, just for clarity's sake.
There's no plan, Sarge. There's no conspiracy, nothing of the sort. I want the belt, and I've made no bones about it. But any plan I've got begins and ends at Black Dawn with me planting your skull into the mat and rolling your shoulders onto the canvas for a count of three. There's my blueprint, from A to Z.
Everything else that's transpired, Sarge, it's all just me picking up the pieces that you've left dangling out there for me to take advantage of.
You see, I've learned a lot of things over eight years in this business, and a lot of what I've learned deals specifically with three words you just mentioned.
Any. Means. Necessary.
That's the essence of this business, Sarge. I didn't like the way you won your belt, and I've stated that in public, on television, on multiple occasions. But, much as you'd like to say otherwise, I understand the way the world works.
In fact, I'd go so far to say that I know it a hell of a lot better than you, kid.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again, that I'm not the guy who's gonna shoot a gift horse in the mouth. You gave me exactly what I wanted, and even I'm not stupid enough to pass that up. If you're too blind and stupid to realize that you put yourself into a bad situation, don't think I won't use that to my advantage.
I'm gonna break you any way I can, son, and breaking down the mind works just as well as breaking down the body. You left a door wide open, Sarge, and all I've been doing for the last few weeks is driving right into the gap.
You wanted this match, Sarge, and I'm not disputing that. But, "wanted" is most assuredly the operative word.
Because after Black Dawn, after you leave Houston without your precious title strapped so proudly and prominently around your waist, you'll realize that what the great poet and philosopher Jagger said lo those many decades ago.
You can't always get what you want, Sarge.
You don't want a match with me -- or, at least, that's not the endgame your looking for. You want to beat me, you want to put me away and shut my tired, stupid mouth up once and for all. You want to use me the way you've seen so many others before use me -- as a stepping stone to cement your position as the future of this industry.
That's what you want, Sarge. And I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that's not at all what your going to get inside Reliant Stadium.
I've worked too hard and too long to serve as a stepping stone for another hotshot who -- quite frankly -- can't hold a candle to me inside the ring. Now, that's about the most self-serving thing I've ever said in eight years of professional wrestling, Sarge, but trust me when I say that I am sick and tired of being passed over again and again and again. Time after time after godforsaken time I have been the gatekeeper -- the man you go through on the way to superstardom.
Right here, right now, I'm drawing the line in the sand, kid. The buck stops here, and unfortunately, the buck stops with you.
But, let's get back to that Stones song for a moment.
You won't get what you want, Sarge. Not at my expense. But you will, you most definitely WILL get what you need.
And what you need, kid, is someone to pull your head out of the clouds. You need someone to push you back down the ladder just a bit, because that's what the day to day reality of this business is. Triumph isn't the norm, kid, and at Black Dawn, you will get a lesson in humility.
Speaking of humility...
Troy again pauses, scratching the back of his neck.
TD: If you're going to throw out allegations about conspiracy theories and secret cabals that I'm inventing, maybe you should hit the rewind button once more and action pay attention to someone for once.
I don't think Dan Ryan's got you in his back pocket, kid, and I don't think you're taking orders from him. But, Dan's a businessman, and you're a rising star, a hot young commodity in professional wrestling.
It's in his best interest to have you front and center. You're not a lackey or a footstool to him, Sarge. You're the dollar signs flashing in his eyes, and don't think for a moment that he doesn't want to see the cash flow for all those "Combat Tested, Mother Approved!" t-shirts to keep flowing into his coffers.
THAT is what you mean to Dan Ryan, son.
And, you are right, Sergeant. I don't have all the answers. No one does, no one ever will. But that doesn't mean I'm wrong all the time, either. I've got opinions, just like any other free-thinking man, women or gelatinous mass with a few functioning brain cells, and sometimes, just sometimes, I stumble upon a pretty decent point.
And with you, Sarge, I'm not just speculating. I'm not just tossing wild ideas out into the universe just for the pleasure of hearing myself talk.
I'm speaking of experience, because every time I see you come on television all I can see is myself five years ago. I said you had a "me against the world" mindset because that's exactly what I had in my first few years in the big leagues.
I came out and I would take on any challenge, no matter how big. A lot of the time, it worked out. Sometimes, I got in way over my head, and it came back to bite me big time.
This time, you're in way over YOUR head, Sarge. You can come out here and deny it all you want, but when Black Dawn rolls around, the truth is going to come out.
I've been wrong before, and I'll be the FIRST to admit that, Sarge. I've made a lot of stupid decisions that got me in a lot of trouble and nearly left me without a career on a number of occasions.
But this time, kid, I'm not wrong. Only problem for you is, you won't get the chance to realize it until it's too late.
See you at the end of the road.
...FADE OUT