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I shunned a voodoo witch, decapitated a black cat
Brandon Jacobs: Welcome everyone to Almost Live, we are live tonight from Sovereign Bank Arena in Trenton, NJ, home of the Trenton Titans!
:: numerous NGEN chants erupt in jam-packed capacity (8,000) crowd::
Zack Sirus: Hey, they still remember us. The legacy of NGEN and all of the legends who have wrestled for it lives on through the WFW Heavyweight Title. We are moving closer to the end and the field of seven will become a field of three before the night is over.
Brandon Jacobs: Didn’t you hold your last match right here in NGEN?
Zack Sirus: I’d rather not talk about it.
Brandon Jacobs: Yeah, now I remember, you lost to Earl of Doom, and it was a bad loss too. There is nothing to get upset about though, EOD was a legend, he won over one hundred world titles in his career.
Zack Sirus: Quality not quantity... Can we get off this topic so we get out of rate hole of a state before Midnight?
Brandon Jacobs: We have a big announcement to read before we get started, ::reads from a piece of paper:: lately, World Finest’s Wrestling have been getting a lot of emails from the fans about bringing back a former certain CSWA World Champion, who has been going across the country promoting his new book, World’s Finest Wrestling is proud to announce that after a long and arduous negotiation that we have reached an agreement on a long term deal.
Zack Sirus: Good lord, have we signed Hornet?
Brandon Jacobs: Paper doesn’t give a name, but I’ve been told that his name will be revealed right here on the show tonight.
Zack Sirus: What did the say in the pre-production meeting?
Brandon Jacobs: Pardon?
Zack Sirus: Don’t kayfabe me son, who is it? Write it down on a piece of paper.
Brandon Jacobs: I was in a rush so I wasn’t there for the whole meeting, all I know is that they gave me this paper to read and that is it. I swear I don’t know who it is.
Zack Sirus: You are utterly 100% useless.
Brandon Jacobs: You could have gone to meeting too, but you are Mr. Big Shot and that is above you.
Zack Sirus: I don’t have time with my schedule to sit through long production meetings, just because you are a lifeless bastard doesn’t mean that I am.
Brandon Jacobs: Man, you are in a bad mood tonight.
Zack Sirus: I hate waiting for surprises.
Brandon Jacobs: Calm down, we’ll know before the night is over. On top of the surprise, we have a great card tonight as well. We have Doc Silver vs. Rat Fink, “Middle Management” Mike McGee vs. Shawn Hart, and the main event of Manson vs. Beau Michaels vs. Shizaki. Are you still standing by your pick that Mike McGee is going to win it all?
Zack Sirus: Absolutely, I would be shocked if McGee didn’t win tonight. He is an incredible wrestler and knows how to play mind games with the best of them. Although he was unusually silent for his promos against Shawn Hart, I believe that he is just trying to lure Shawn Hart into a false sense of security.
Brandon Jacobs: What do you think about Doc Silver vs. Rat Fink? I’m going with Doc Silver, I didn’t think he could beat Psycho in the first round, but he surprised me and someone found a way to cheat his way to a win.
Zack Sirus: Doc Silver is probably the dirtiest player in the game today, but can he beat Rat Fink and his legion of Robots? Rat Fink is right, Doc Silver is getting by on who he use to be, WFW isn’t one of those nostalgia leagues where guys can get by based on who they were in 1997. Doc Silver needs to shut up or nut up. I don’t think he is capable of making it to the main event.
Brandon Jacobs: He is Doc Silver, Doc is a legend and he is entirely capable of beating Rat Fink and then going on become champion. I don’t understand why you are so down on him, maybe he reminds you too much of yourself.
Zack Sirus: When he was younger, he did remind me of myself. But not this Doc Silver...
Brandon Jacobs: What do you think about the main?
Zack Sirus: I’m going to go with Manson, Manson looks like an unstoppable monster and even if he has become more of a fan favorite over the last couple of matches, he is still a very, very vicious wrestler who is willing to do anything to win.
Brandon Jacobs: I’m in love with Kazuo Shizaki, he is such an incredible talent. He reminds me of the first time I saw a Rey Misterio Jr, a Jushin Liger, or even a Great Muta. Manson will be tough to be beat, but if he could get past Manson, he could go all the way to become the very first WFW World Heavyweight Champion.
Zack Sirus: The kid impresses me as well, he has such potential, but potential doesn’t happen overnight and to win tonight against Manson would be an incredibly hard task, Manson is very, very crafty. Even if he can figure out a way to beat Manson, he’d have to beat Beau Michaels as well, a former WWL World Heavyweight champion who brought that title to another level. How can he beat two guys on that level? The odds are clearly not on his side.
Brandon Jacobs: I believe in miracles and tonight we may just very see one.
Zack Sirus: You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which hand gets filled first.
Brandon Jacobs: Quiet old man, you old geezers always take the fun out of everything.
Zack Sirus: I’m not an old, I’m just being a realist.
Brandon Jacobs: You have to believe, we’ve wasted enough time, lets get the action started, we will be back after this message for our first match, Doc Silver vs. Rat Fink!
Zack Sirus: Doc Silver, curtain jerker!
:: numerous NGEN chants erupt in jam-packed capacity (8,000) crowd::
Zack Sirus: Hey, they still remember us. The legacy of NGEN and all of the legends who have wrestled for it lives on through the WFW Heavyweight Title. We are moving closer to the end and the field of seven will become a field of three before the night is over.
Brandon Jacobs: Didn’t you hold your last match right here in NGEN?
Zack Sirus: I’d rather not talk about it.
Brandon Jacobs: Yeah, now I remember, you lost to Earl of Doom, and it was a bad loss too. There is nothing to get upset about though, EOD was a legend, he won over one hundred world titles in his career.
Zack Sirus: Quality not quantity... Can we get off this topic so we get out of rate hole of a state before Midnight?
Brandon Jacobs: We have a big announcement to read before we get started, ::reads from a piece of paper:: lately, World Finest’s Wrestling have been getting a lot of emails from the fans about bringing back a former certain CSWA World Champion, who has been going across the country promoting his new book, World’s Finest Wrestling is proud to announce that after a long and arduous negotiation that we have reached an agreement on a long term deal.
Zack Sirus: Good lord, have we signed Hornet?
Brandon Jacobs: Paper doesn’t give a name, but I’ve been told that his name will be revealed right here on the show tonight.
Zack Sirus: What did the say in the pre-production meeting?
Brandon Jacobs: Pardon?
Zack Sirus: Don’t kayfabe me son, who is it? Write it down on a piece of paper.
Brandon Jacobs: I was in a rush so I wasn’t there for the whole meeting, all I know is that they gave me this paper to read and that is it. I swear I don’t know who it is.
Zack Sirus: You are utterly 100% useless.
Brandon Jacobs: You could have gone to meeting too, but you are Mr. Big Shot and that is above you.
Zack Sirus: I don’t have time with my schedule to sit through long production meetings, just because you are a lifeless bastard doesn’t mean that I am.
Brandon Jacobs: Man, you are in a bad mood tonight.
Zack Sirus: I hate waiting for surprises.
Brandon Jacobs: Calm down, we’ll know before the night is over. On top of the surprise, we have a great card tonight as well. We have Doc Silver vs. Rat Fink, “Middle Management” Mike McGee vs. Shawn Hart, and the main event of Manson vs. Beau Michaels vs. Shizaki. Are you still standing by your pick that Mike McGee is going to win it all?
Zack Sirus: Absolutely, I would be shocked if McGee didn’t win tonight. He is an incredible wrestler and knows how to play mind games with the best of them. Although he was unusually silent for his promos against Shawn Hart, I believe that he is just trying to lure Shawn Hart into a false sense of security.
Brandon Jacobs: What do you think about Doc Silver vs. Rat Fink? I’m going with Doc Silver, I didn’t think he could beat Psycho in the first round, but he surprised me and someone found a way to cheat his way to a win.
Zack Sirus: Doc Silver is probably the dirtiest player in the game today, but can he beat Rat Fink and his legion of Robots? Rat Fink is right, Doc Silver is getting by on who he use to be, WFW isn’t one of those nostalgia leagues where guys can get by based on who they were in 1997. Doc Silver needs to shut up or nut up. I don’t think he is capable of making it to the main event.
Brandon Jacobs: He is Doc Silver, Doc is a legend and he is entirely capable of beating Rat Fink and then going on become champion. I don’t understand why you are so down on him, maybe he reminds you too much of yourself.
Zack Sirus: When he was younger, he did remind me of myself. But not this Doc Silver...
Brandon Jacobs: What do you think about the main?
Zack Sirus: I’m going to go with Manson, Manson looks like an unstoppable monster and even if he has become more of a fan favorite over the last couple of matches, he is still a very, very vicious wrestler who is willing to do anything to win.
Brandon Jacobs: I’m in love with Kazuo Shizaki, he is such an incredible talent. He reminds me of the first time I saw a Rey Misterio Jr, a Jushin Liger, or even a Great Muta. Manson will be tough to be beat, but if he could get past Manson, he could go all the way to become the very first WFW World Heavyweight Champion.
Zack Sirus: The kid impresses me as well, he has such potential, but potential doesn’t happen overnight and to win tonight against Manson would be an incredibly hard task, Manson is very, very crafty. Even if he can figure out a way to beat Manson, he’d have to beat Beau Michaels as well, a former WWL World Heavyweight champion who brought that title to another level. How can he beat two guys on that level? The odds are clearly not on his side.
Brandon Jacobs: I believe in miracles and tonight we may just very see one.
Zack Sirus: You can wish in one hand and crap in the other and see which hand gets filled first.
Brandon Jacobs: Quiet old man, you old geezers always take the fun out of everything.
Zack Sirus: I’m not an old, I’m just being a realist.
Brandon Jacobs: You have to believe, we’ve wasted enough time, lets get the action started, we will be back after this message for our first match, Doc Silver vs. Rat Fink!
Zack Sirus: Doc Silver, curtain jerker!