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Re: The Surrogate
“Why is everyone else in the battle royal doomed to fail?”
(The camera OPENS SUDDENLY~ to a dark sight – Malcolm Joseph-Jones, a close-up of him seated, gloriously and intensely shirtless while gleaming with beads of sweat, operating a Bowflex in a black room that seems to only have one lightbulb illuminating it as best it can. An unblinking stare behind EPW-merchandised goggles. His advisor standing behind the machine over Malcolm’s right shoulder, arms crossed, full dark suit, silent. Malcolm’s voice resonating through the shot.)
MJ2 (voiceover): “I’m the strongest man in this fight. I’m the heaviest lifter. I’m the purest athlete.” (Pull. Pull. Pull.)
(FLASH CUT TO: Malcolm, standing in the middle of a boxing ring. Punches being thrown right and left into a speed bag moving so quickly it hardly obscures his face. The same cold stare, the only movement of his entire body coming from his fists and forearms. The advisor in the same suit over his same shoulder with his same pose. Camera slowly panning back. Right, left, right, left, right, left, whappitawhappitawhappitawhappitawhappitawhappita)
MJ2 (V/O): “I’ve trained harder. I’ve worked harder. I HIT harder. I PUSH harder. The focus is steel. The training is cold. All the rage, all the animosity, all the pent-up frustration of a year of slumming with nobodies who steal my thunder and undercut my life, laser-focused onto a moment.”
(FLASH CUT TO: Malcolm, cleaned up. Black button-down shirt with an electric purple tie and suspenders. Goggles replaced by the biggest fashion trend of 2013, his browline glasses. Sleeves rolled up, sitting behind a podium. Same ice cold stare. Advisor seated to his right, arms crossed, motionless. Microphone in front, mouth unmoving. Flashbulbs of cameras at an alarming rate. Camera continuing to pan back.)
MJ2 (V/O): “The fans, the media, the world – love the SHIT outta me. Can’t keep they eyes off me. Can’t get ENOUGH of me. Want to follow my every move. Want to cheer every move I make no matter what I do. Want to see what a real man does…TAKE.”
(FLASH CUT TO: Rapid-fire clips from the various 13 opponents in the Battle Royal. No voices heard. Faces spliced in ways to look particularly unflattering, snap-cuts at particularly lame portions of each segment.)
MJ2 (V/O): “Under the skin of at least half the field. Prepared to blindside the rest.”
(FLASH CUT TO: Malcolm sitting in a booth at a club. Same outfit from the press conference. Bottles everywhere. A particular bottle of Grey Goose being poured by arms outstretched from an off-screen man. Half-naked women dancing at nothing in particular, pulsating lights bouncing to the rhythm of an unheard groove. Advisor over his right shoulder, making it rain at no one in particular. Same steely stare.)
MJ2 (V/O): “Just the best goddamn videos money can buy.”
(FLASH CUT TO: Malcolm, in the orignal scene. Bowflex resting, dormant. Malcolm wiping his face with a bright purple towel. No more voiceover.)
MJ2: “The game’s changing, gentlemen. And I’m perfectly happy being the only one on this train.”
(FTB)
“Why is everyone else in the battle royal doomed to fail?”
(The camera OPENS SUDDENLY~ to a dark sight – Malcolm Joseph-Jones, a close-up of him seated, gloriously and intensely shirtless while gleaming with beads of sweat, operating a Bowflex in a black room that seems to only have one lightbulb illuminating it as best it can. An unblinking stare behind EPW-merchandised goggles. His advisor standing behind the machine over Malcolm’s right shoulder, arms crossed, full dark suit, silent. Malcolm’s voice resonating through the shot.)
MJ2 (voiceover): “I’m the strongest man in this fight. I’m the heaviest lifter. I’m the purest athlete.” (Pull. Pull. Pull.)
(FLASH CUT TO: Malcolm, standing in the middle of a boxing ring. Punches being thrown right and left into a speed bag moving so quickly it hardly obscures his face. The same cold stare, the only movement of his entire body coming from his fists and forearms. The advisor in the same suit over his same shoulder with his same pose. Camera slowly panning back. Right, left, right, left, right, left, whappitawhappitawhappitawhappitawhappitawhappita)
MJ2 (V/O): “I’ve trained harder. I’ve worked harder. I HIT harder. I PUSH harder. The focus is steel. The training is cold. All the rage, all the animosity, all the pent-up frustration of a year of slumming with nobodies who steal my thunder and undercut my life, laser-focused onto a moment.”
(FLASH CUT TO: Malcolm, cleaned up. Black button-down shirt with an electric purple tie and suspenders. Goggles replaced by the biggest fashion trend of 2013, his browline glasses. Sleeves rolled up, sitting behind a podium. Same ice cold stare. Advisor seated to his right, arms crossed, motionless. Microphone in front, mouth unmoving. Flashbulbs of cameras at an alarming rate. Camera continuing to pan back.)
MJ2 (V/O): “The fans, the media, the world – love the SHIT outta me. Can’t keep they eyes off me. Can’t get ENOUGH of me. Want to follow my every move. Want to cheer every move I make no matter what I do. Want to see what a real man does…TAKE.”
(FLASH CUT TO: Rapid-fire clips from the various 13 opponents in the Battle Royal. No voices heard. Faces spliced in ways to look particularly unflattering, snap-cuts at particularly lame portions of each segment.)
MJ2 (V/O): “Under the skin of at least half the field. Prepared to blindside the rest.”
(FLASH CUT TO: Malcolm sitting in a booth at a club. Same outfit from the press conference. Bottles everywhere. A particular bottle of Grey Goose being poured by arms outstretched from an off-screen man. Half-naked women dancing at nothing in particular, pulsating lights bouncing to the rhythm of an unheard groove. Advisor over his right shoulder, making it rain at no one in particular. Same steely stare.)
MJ2 (V/O): “Just the best goddamn videos money can buy.”
(FLASH CUT TO: Malcolm, in the orignal scene. Bowflex resting, dormant. Malcolm wiping his face with a bright purple towel. No more voiceover.)
MJ2: “The game’s changing, gentlemen. And I’m perfectly happy being the only one on this train.”
(FTB)