Holy crap, y'all -- I am super, super sorry about my sudden disappearance from the face of the earth, and the resulting re-assignment of the match I never turned in. I'm presuming that's the one Ben ended up with, and if so, thanks to Ben for picking up the slack for my vanishing act.
It was foolish of me to volunteer for a match during the busiest part of the year for me, but I stupidly did it anyway, and as a result, I let everybody down. My most full-throated apologies to everyone for my failures.