It’s a cold open. I’m not entirely sure what that means, because I’m not even a little chilly. Anyway, our masked hero walks into the shot and lifts the camera up from the table. It’s the same bedroom as before. However, this time we’ve got the Che Guevara poster and ’99 Best of Jugs...

A room, probably a lot like your room, sans the ironic Che Guevara poster on the wall and Jugs magazine stashed under the bed. A masked man walks in. He picks up the camcorder that’s recording all of this nonsense. “Hello.” He says softly. His mask is bright lime green with a simple aquatic...