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    Online Onslaught Wrestling seeking new talent

    Originally at the wrestling board Onlineonslaught.com, then moved to http://natecorbitt.proboards.com/ when there was a lengthy board outage. Has been operating continuously since 2004.


    Archive site for past shows, character bios, etc. at http://mooseoowf.proboards.com/ (I am very behind in updating...but working on it).


    Wrestlers of many styles, from comedy to scary heels, men and women wrestle in the same division. We have four main Championships (World, Intercontintinental and Tag), a 24/7 hardcore championship (Heavy Metal DDT Ironman). When there's enough interest, we also have a championship for 3-person teams.


    Play-by-post/Role play. Minimum of 1 post/promo per week no maximum. If things get hectic in real world, that's fine, no penalties for that.


    We have a channel on Discord and a FB group (The OOWF www.facebook.com/groups/1598435907082731/) in addition to the boards for communication. Lots of interaction, and everyone is encouraged to help book angles and story lines, and write matches.

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    Re: Online Onslaught Wrestling seeking new talent

    I thought I would post the most recent show (if that's not permitted I'll delete it, just let me know)

    MidWeek Mayhem (#874)
    Charlottetown, Prince Edward Island
    August 15, 2018


    GHOSTHEAD & RCOSYSTEM vs. BEER MONEY


    With a bit of rock, paper, scissors, it is decided that Skurge will start. Ghosthead is perfectly happy to allow Eco to take that role for the beginning of the match, and while Skurge may not be the best wrestler, Ecosystem somewhat surprises the crowd and also his partner by dominating Skurge, and without resorting too many dirty tricks to do it. They actually go back and forth for a good long while. Eco pushes Skurge to his corner and tags in Ghosthead. Ghosthead shakes off his surprise and quickly goes to work on Skurge. Skurge takes an advantage of bad positioning and drives Ghosthead back with an unseen Greco-Roman Eye Poke, and the diving to his corner to tag in SYB. He makes the tag but SYB does not want to be in the ring with Ghosthead. He pleads that he be spared, but Ghosthead (after recovering from the eye poke) walks over...more stalks, really... and pulls SYB into the ring over the top rope. SYE manages to do an okay shoulder roll, and comes up on one knee. He mugs for the crowd, a la Eddie Guerrero, and Ghosthead quickly gets him into the PHANTASMAGORIA~! Skurge tries to break up the pin, which brings Eco in, but it's not enough....one, two, three~!
    WINNERS in 12:02 – Ghosthead & Ecosystem


    After the match, Beer Money remain in the ring in disbelief. They get to their feet and are about to leave the ring when Banned From Everywhere hit the ring and the fight is on! Bill grabs Skurge and hammers him with punches to the face. Justin grabs SYB and hits him with DOUG HATES TOAST! SYB is out! Bill gets the better of the exchange and dazes Skurge with bionic elbows before finishing him off with a BRUTAL short arm clothesline. Bill pounces on Skurge and traps him in the CUYLER CLUTCH! The referee tries to pull Bill off of Skurge but to no avail, Skurge howls in pain until finally Mai and Shizuru run out with weapons. BFE, Ghost and Eco decide to live to fight another day.


    SHIZURU & MAI MUYO vs. BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE


    Shizuro and Mai are out first, and the crowd nearly boos them out of the building. Shizuru takes off his shades and looks at them with contempt, while Mai ignores everything and heads to the ring. As “Insane in the Brain” plays the crowd erupts. Justin and Bill come out without Drunkey or Drunkette and look a lot more serious. Bull starts off against Mai and we get a lot of back and forth. At one point Bill whips Mai into the corner and catches her with a clothesline, then absolutely brutalizes her with chops. Mai rakes the eyes and tags in to Shizuru.


    Shizuru peppers Bill with kicks to the ribs and knees, then nearly knocks him cold with a spinning heel kick to the side of the head. Bill bails out of the ring and falls to the floor and doesn’t move. While Bill lies face down on the floor, Shizuru leaps over the top rope and drops a leg on the back of Bill’s head. Shizuru rolls Bill into the ring and covers, but Justin makes the save at two. Shizuru tags Mai back in and Shizuru traps Bill in a camel clutch, Mai comes in and repeatedly kicks Bill in the face. The referee quickly makes the five count, but the damage has been done. Mai pulls Bill to his feet and whips him to the ropes, Bill takes a few staggered steps and falls between the ropes to the floor, on his knees by the apron. Justin jumps in and goes after Mai as the referee tries to get Justin out of the ring, we see Bill slowly standing up, but he has a far away look in his eyes, and this time it’s not from PCPL – probably. As Bill stands, Beer Money runs to the ring, Skurge has a chair and he absolutely BRAINS Bill, slamming the chair right against the back of Bill’s head. Skurge pulls an unconscious Bill up and hefts him into the ring, then hides under the apron. Mai makes the cover, the referee turns around and sees the pin and makes the three count. While he is doing that, SYB grabs Justin and POWERBOMBS him off the apron to the floor!.
    WINNERS in 7:11 – Shizuru & Mai Muyo


    As soon as the bell rings, Shizuru leaves the ring and helps SYB beat the snot out of Justin, while Mai and Skurge put the boots to an unconscious Bill. Ghosthead and Eco race to the ring, of course with weapons of their own. SYB and Shizuru both get kendo sticks upside the head. Shizuru also repeatedly gets caned across his back until he can escape. Inside the ring Eco has an old Paul Heyman style cell phone. He slams it upside Skurge’s head, then pulls Mai up and is about to hit her, he hesitated for a moment, then hits the ENDGAME on the floor. Eco gets to his feet and slides into the ring and stands with Ghost as Justin checks on Bill, then quickly waves to the back for medics. Bill is on one knee, but clearly out of it. Medics hit the ring as Shizuru helps Mai to her feet and helps her to the back while Shizuru helps Skurge. The medics check Bill’s eyes and we immediately hear something about concussion protocall. They help him to his feet and they head to the back to a standing ovation from the crowd.


    MOOSEHEAD JACK & SHANNON MANN vs. MAC FLASHER & FIREWOMAN


    Mac and Fire make their way to the ring. Mac just stares straight ahead, while you can see Fire is having to focus on making her way to the ring. She can see, but her eyes are still red. They climb into the ring and share a quick word, then Fire steps onto the apron. The OOWF world heavyweight champion Moosehead Jack and Shannon Mann make their way to the ring, Moose rolls into the ring and slumps in the corner glaring and Fire. Shannon climbs onto the apron. Moose gets to his feet and hands the title to the referee. The ref hands it to the Official OOWF Keeper of the Championship Belts at ringside, then calls for the bell.


    Moose and Mac circle, Mac and the fans are pumped. Mac finally gets his hands on Jack. They are about to lock up, when Moose stops, flips Mac the bird, then tags in Shannon. The crowd boos the SHIT out of this. Mac looks at Jack with disgust, which allows Shannon to catch him with a dropkick to the jaw that sends him to his corner where Fire tags herself in. As Fire is coming into the ring, Mac says something to her and Fire gives him a death glare. Fire and Shannon meet in the middle of the ring and argue a bit, then lock up. Fire holds her own on the mat, countering most of Shannon’s moves, but Shannon catches Fire with several quick kicks, kind of a hit and move attack. Fire stumbles into her corner and Mac tags himself in, which does not make Fire all that happy, but she accepts it. Mac comes in and Shannon grabs him and sends him to the ropes, she telegraphs a clothesline, then as Mac ducks, Mai KILLS him with a knee to the face! Mac crumbles to the mat, dazed. As soon as he hits the mat, Moose calls for the tag, Shannon tags in Moose, and the crowd boos their heads off. Moose pounces on Mac and hammers him with punches to the face. He pulls a dazed Mac to his feet and hits him with a RANHEI then locks him in the JI-ENDO! Mac howls in pain, but Fire comes in and grabs Moose by the hair and pulls him off Mac! Fire and Moose glare at one another for a fraction of a second, then HOCKEY FIGHT! The two take turns hammering one another with punches to the face while holding one another by the throat. Typical Wednesday for the Quinn’s. Fire starts to get the better of it when Mac grabs Moose from behind and hits a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! Sending Moose into his corner. Moose lands hard on the back of his head, tags Shannon in, then falls to the his knees on the floor.


    Shannon comes in and fights with Fire for a moment. Mac tries to help Fire, but Fire inadvertently nails him with an elbow to the throat. Mac staggers away holding his throat. Moose slides into the ring with a chair and drops it on the mat, kicks Mac in the gut, then PLANTS him with a DDT on the chair! Moose kicks the chair out of the ring just as the referee turns around. Moose stands over Mac and just shrugs, then steps onto the apron. Shannon covers Mac……..one……….two………THREE! Fire is just a breaks up the pin with a kick to Shannon’s ribs just a fraction of a second too late. Fire sees a smirking Moose on the apron and lunges at him, but Moose hops off the apron to the floor before she can do anything. Shannon and Moose make their way to the back while Fire and Mac fume in the ring.
    WINNERS in 27:18 – Moosehead Jack & Shannon Mann


    STANK & ZED vs. THE DARLINGS


    With Stank and Zed charging Alexander and Lexie Darling, OOWF official “Junior” Hale rings the bell with Alexander pairing off with Stank and Zed with Lexie. The Darling Twins gain a quick advantage as Lexie headscissors Zed from the ring before joining Alexander on Stank, sending him through the ropes with a double dropkick, earning an applause from the OOWF faithful.


    An angered Stank holds off Zed and points toward Alexander, who nods, smirks and stays in the ring as Lexie steps onto the apron. Stank overpowers Alexander and easily works him toward the corner. Alexander ducks under an elbow and dropkicks Stank from behind into the corner. As Stank tries to turn himself around, Alexander delivers a running knee to Stank’s chest before mounting the turnbuckles and delivering 9 punches before BRICK~! grabs Alexander’s ankle to distract him long enough for Stank to shove Alexander off and deliver a quick splash. That gets 2, before Stank drags the winded Alexander to the Saints’ corner, where Zed tags in and immediately starts to work on Alexander. Quick tags rotate the Saints in and out until Alexander earns his freedom through a well-placed elbow to Zed’s temple before dashing across and tagging in Lexie.


    Lexie and Zed exchange the advantage during a mat- and chain-wrestling sequence that sees Zed use strength against Lexie’s flexibility and speed. Multiple stalemates result in applause, on cue, all three times. During the third standoff, Kylie Mignolio and Bridget O’Malley walk down the aisle, stopping at the bottom of the ramp. Zed sees the pair right away, turning his attention toward the two women as Lexie rolls Zed up for 2. Zed delivers a hellacious lariat out of the rollup, using that opportunity to taunt Bridget and Kylie as he clubs Lexie down. Zed tags in Stank to further the punishment while Zed continues the trash talk.


    Russ: “It seems that Zed has a lot on his mind that he wants to share with Bridget O’Malley and Kylie Mignolio.”
    Razz: “When Bridget is around, it’s not hard for Zed to draw some anger and verbal aggression. I’m guessing Kylie isn’t immune.”



    A Stankbomb on a dazed Lexie gets 2.5 only when Alexander makes the save. With Hale escorting Alexander back to the corner, BRICK~! hands Zed an international object, which gets placed in his tights for safe-keeping. Stank suplexes Lexie repeatedly as the crowd instinctively counts along, reaching 11 before Lexie grabs onto the bottom rope, forcing Hale to insist that Stank release the wasitlock. Stank basks in the applause from the few Saints fans while Lexie crawls to her corner, only for Stank to grab her ankle and casually drag her away. Zed tags in and Bridget hops onto the apron to protest to Hale about the object in Zed’s tights. Stank pushes Bridget off the apron, getting a dropkick from Kylie for his troubles. While Stank is occupied in a heated argument with The Frenemies, Hale ejects the pair from the ringside area, much to Zed’s approval. While Hale is instructing the women on how to exit the ringside area, Alexander hops in, boots a distracted Zed – despite BRICK~!’s frantic warnings – and hits a Darling Driver out of nowhere. Lexie falls on Zed as Hale turns around. Hale counts 3 as Stank is just a bit too late.
    WINNERS (pinfall, 29:10), The Darling Twins.


    Stank gives chase to Alexander and Lexie, who quickly roll away from danger before celebrating. Zed pounds the mat in frustration while Bridget and Kylie peek through the curtain to taunt Zed and Stank just a bit more.


    SAINTS OF SINNERS vs. BRIDGET O’MALLEY & KYLIE MIGNOLIO


    Bridget and Kylie come out first to a huge ovation. They warm up in the ring as "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" blares and The OOWF World Tag Team Champions come out for this non title match. Matt and Stan ignore the boos and hand their Championships to the referee. The bell rings and this one is underway.


    Bridget and Stan start out and Bridget uses her quickness advantage to nullify the big man's power. Bridget with a few hard chops then moves out of range. Stan charges and Bridget takes him down with a drop toe hold and makes the tag to Kylie who comes off the top with a knee to the back of Stan's head. Kylie covers for two. Running knee gets 2. Kylie tags Bridget back in and they nail Stan with a double DDT. Bridget covers but it's broken up by Matt. The faces continue to use their speed and quick tags to drive the Champs crazy, until Stan drives Bridget into the corner. Stan gives a clean break, but while the referee's back is turned Matt drives his knee into Bridget's spine. Stan makes the tag.


    Matt shoots Bridget off the ropes and nails her with a spinebuster. Backdrop suplex and snap suplex quickly follow. Matt drops an elbow to the back of Bridget's head and then locks in an STF. Bridget makes it to the ropes and Matt breaks but quickly drags her back to her feet and hits a slingshot suplex for 2. Matt and Stan proceed to double team Bridget, showing their great chemistry as a team, but are unable to put her away. Stan goes for a powerbomb but Bridget reverses to a hurricanrana for 2. Stan makes the tag to Matt. Matt goes for an Angle Slam but Bridget slips off his shoulders and shoves him into the turnbuckle. Matt gets to his corner to make the tag as Bridget slowly crawls to the corner trying to do the same. Stan sees this and decides now's an appropriate time to have a discussion with the referee. As the ref is distracted, the crowd goes wild as Bridget reaches up to make the tag. Kylie leaps over the top rope and starts hammering on Stan but the referee shoves her back and informs her that he didn't see the tag. Kylie protests this but the referee orders her out of the ring. Stan scoops up Bridget and nails her with a huge running powerslam, then charges to the opposite corner and knocks Kylie to the floor with a big right hand. Stan tags in Matt and Matt now hits Bridget with the Angle Slam. Just to be an asshole, Matt unnecessarily puts his feet on the ropes as the referee counts 1...2....3.
    WINNERS (Pinfall, 43:43) The OOWF World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton.


    As soon as the bell rings, Stank and Zed hit the ring and continue the attack on Bridget and Kylie while Stan and Matt guard the ring. Officials and security flood the ring and pull Zed and Stank off of Bridget and Kylie and get the Saints out of the ring. Kylie and Bridget, each a bloody mess, get to their feet and attack Stank and Zed as they are leaving the ring. Security finally gets them separated and get Stank and Zed out of the ring. A bloody Kylie and Bridget stand in the ring defiantly, yelling for them to come back and fight as we fade to black.


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    OOWF MidWeek Mayhem: Maple Leaf Massacre 3 (#876)
    Live! From Fredricton, New Brunswick
    August 29, 2018


    BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. BEER MONEY – Last Blood Match


    Beer Money is out first, and the crowd boos the shit out of them. Insane in the Brain plays, and before they can even be introduced, BFE storms the ring. Justin is carrying a hockey stick and wearing a New Brunswick Hawks hockey jersey and Bill is swinging a bullrope wildly above his head. They hit the ring and SYB tries to escape, but Justin catches him with a stick to the jewels. As SYB collapses to his knees, Justin shows his mad stick skills by taking a soda can someone had thrown into the ring, and hitting a slap shot upside SYB’s head that sends him between the ropes to the floor.


    Meanwhile Bill has Skurge in the corner and is just wearing him out with punches to the face. Bill takes the bullrope and wraps it around Skurge’s throat and whips him across the ring. Skurge hits the end of the rope, his feet fly from beneath him and he hits the mat, and as soon as he does, Bill charges out of the corner and drops an elbow on him. Skurge rolls out of the ring next to SYB, but BFE gives them no time to recover. Justin grabs Skurge and whips him into the guardrail, and tries it a second time, but Skurge reverses it and catches Justin with a drop toe hold that sends Justin face first into the stairs. Justin comes up a bloody mess. Skurge chokes him against the stairs, then pulls him up and rolls him into the ring.


    On the other side of the ring, SYB rakes Bill’s eyes and tries to bite his forehead to draw blood, but Bill shoves him hard into the guardrail, SYB charges and Bill back drops him through the Panamanian announce table. Bill sees Skurge setting Justin up for a piledriver and slides into the ring and grabs Skurge from behind and drops him with a scorpion drop. Bill grabs the cowbell from the bullrope and waits for Skurge to get to his feet. As he does, Bill SLAMS the bell right between Skurge’s eyes. The crowd ERUPTS. Bill takes the bell and hammers the hell out of Skurge, and soon enough, Skurge is pouring blood. Bill pulls him up and whips him into the corner, Skurge flips upside down and Bill ties him in the tree of woe, and leaves him there.


    Justin leaves the ring and gets SYB and throws him in. SYB tries to beg off, and tries the JERSEY TURNPIKE, but Bill catches his foot, spins him around and hits an BIONIC ELBOW! SYB staggers and Justin grabs him by the head and hits DOUG HATES TOAST and drives SYB face first into a board with some barbed wire stapled to it! SYB howls in pain and grabs his face, and now HE is a bloody mess. The crowd is fully behind BFE now. Bill stands in the middle of the ring and points to Skurge and the crowd goes crazy. Bill pulls him out of the tree of woe, Skurge can barely stand. Bill hits repeated bionic elbows, then finishes him off with a flip, flop and fly! Bill wants to cover, but stops himself and grins. Everyone has to be bleeding for the match to end!


    Bill grabs Skurge for more punishment, Bill grabs Skurge and DESTROYS him with an Alabama Slam, then locks him in the Cuyler Clutch! Justin is standing on the back of SYB’s neck, so he cannot help his partner, Skurge is tapping like a madman, but it doesn’t matter, for the match to end, everyone has to be bleeding! Skurge desperately reaches and tears off a piece of the barbed wire from the board that contains bits of SYB’s face and rakes it across the back of Bill’s hand until just a few drops of blood run down Bill’s hand! The Skurge, who is in agony, continues to tap out and yells for the referee but he and Justin is discussing the recent rise of people jumping out of their car for some song trend that is going on, so the ref is a bit late in seeing Skurge tap furiously. After about thirty seconds, the referee realizes what is going on and calls for the bell!
    WINNERS via submission in 14:03 – Banned From Everywhere


    Bill finally breaks the hold and Skurge and SYB escape to the back. About halfway down the ramp they meet The Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth and she does NOT look pleased at all. She grabs them and pushes them in front of her and storms to the back while BFE celebrate in the ring.


    BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK vs. SHANNON MANN


    Bridget is out first, and she is clearly still in pain from last week. Her ribs are heavily taped and she winces as she steps between the ropes. Shannon Mann is announced next and makes her way to the ring, accompanied by Shizuru. Finally, Stank is announced and comes to the ring. Bridget looks warily at her opponents. The bell rings, and Shannon drops to the mat and rolls out of the ring and sits on Shizuru’s lap and does commentary. Stank blindsides Bridget with a knee to the ribs and beats her down to the mat.


    Russ: Shannon Mann, how can you sit here on commentary? You are supposed to be in a match!
    Razz: And how are you not getting counted out?
    Shannon: I do as I choose to do. This match means nothing to me, I have no fight with either Lucas or Bridget.
    Russ: What would Ghosthead say about your recent actions?
    Shannon: I care not what my husband thinks. Shizuru is the only man I need in my life right now



    Inside the ring, Bridget fights back to her feet and gets in a couple hard shots to Stank. She staggers him with a spinning elbow to the side of the head, then slams his forehead into the turnbuckle before taking him to the mat with a backdrop driver. Bridget can’t immediately cover, as she grabs her ribs in pain. She covers, but before the three count, Zed makes his way to the ring and puts Stank’s foot on the bottom rope (even though he also rolled his shoulder just before the three count.)


    Zed helping Stank brings Kylie to ringside and she encourages Bridget to attack. Bridget charges at Stank, but Stank takes her to the mat with a big spinebuster.


    Outside the ring Zed and Kylie go at, brawling around ringside.


    Razz: It’s all breakin’ loose Russ!
    Russ: Why are Zed and Kylie even HERE? And Shannon, how can you STILL not be in this match?



    Before Shannon can answer, she is violently shoved off Shizuru’s lap by someone in the crowd. That someone turns out to be Ghosthead, and he has his arm around Shizuru’s neck and he is dragging him into the audience. Ghost is beating the hell out of Shizuru until Shannon dives over the guardrail and slams into Ghost’s knee! Ghost collapses to the floor, and Shizuru and Shannon put the boots to him. Security quickly races to the crowd and breaks them all up and Ghost is helped to the back.


    Russ: What the hell is going on here tonight!
    Razz: This place is outta control!



    Inside the ring, Bridget is on Stank’s back trying to lock him in a rear naked choke hold, Stank fights it, impressively keeping his balance. He finally gets his bearings and just falls back into the corner slamming Bridget into the turnbuckles. Bridget staggers out of the corner and falls to her knees, Stank hits the ropes and connects with a SICK shining wizard to the face! Bridget looks like she’s DEAD! Stank covers, one…….two……three.
    WINNER in 25:44 – Stank


    Kylie immediately breaks away from Zed and slides into the ring to check on Bridget. Zed follows her in and hits her from behind, pulls her to her feet and hits the GTH! Kylie is OUT! Stank and Zed stand over the two of them while the crowd boos the shit out of them, then finally head to the back.


    FIREWOMAN vs. MAI MUYO


    Fire and Mai are both announced and make their way to the ring. Miraculously they are not accompanied by anyone. Mai and Fire wait in opposite corners glaring at one another. The bell rings and they make their way to the middle of the ring and lock up. Fire and Mai tear into one another with fury, but neither can keep an advantage for long. Mai takes Fire to the mat and starts working over her knees, trapping her in numerous submission moves, which Fire either reverses or breaks via the ropes.


    Mai gets Fire into the corner and puts her in the tree of woe. As Mai charges into the corner for a low drop kick, Fire sits up, frees herself and hops off the turnbuckle to the floor, grabs Mai’s legs and pulls her crotch first into the post, then traps her in a ringpost figure four. Mai howls in pain, but obviously a tap out here wouldn’t count for anything. Fire keeps the move on until the referee threatens disqualification, then finally breaks the hold. Fire slides into the ring and goes to work on Mai, immediately trapping her in a sharpshooter. Mai tries to reverse it, but Fire breaks it and turns it into a walls of Jericho, complete with her knee on the back of Mai’s neck. Mai finally reaches the ropes and forces the break, then heads out of the ring to the floor. Fire gets a running start and hits Mai with a beautiful swanton, then immediately rolls her back into the ring and cradles her for a two count.


    Mai once again tries to bail out, but Fire runs the apron and takes Mai to the floor with a beautiful hurracarana. Fire shoots her into the ring, and tries another pin, but Mai kicks out and escapes once again, this time Fire tries to dive between the ropes at Mai, but Mai is ready and KILLS Fire with a kick right to the face! Fire falls to the floor and does not move. Mai rolls back into the ring to take the count out win. Ecosystem makes his way to the ring to check on Fire, he gets her to a seated position, but Fire’s eyes are glassy. While this is going on, Moosehead Jack makes his way to the ring and jumps on the apron and argues with the referee about the legality of Eco being there.


    Mai slips out of the ring and sneaks up on her brother, who is now nose to nose with Moose. Mai grabs Eco from behind and runs him into the guardrail shoulder first, then shoots Fire into the ring. Mai covers Fire, but somehow Fire kicks out. Mai spends several minutes punishing Fire, who still seems a little cloudy. Mai looks at Moose, then pulls Fire up onto her shoulders for a GTS, Mai turns and looks at her brother. Eco reaches into the ring and grabs Mai’s foot, the second distraction allows Fire to slip off Mai’s shoulders, spin her around and hits the MOOSEKILLER! Fire covers Mai, one. Two. THREE!
    WINNER in 33:28 – Firewoman


    Fire and Eco celebrate their win while Moose pulls Mai out of the ring. Moose grabs a mic


    Eco, you think you’ve won something here? I promise you……..you’re night is about to get much……..MUCH worse.


    Moose laughs and he and Mai head to the back. Fire waits at ringside while Eco steps into the ring and waits for his opponent.


    ECOSYSTEM vs. PICK YOUR POISON


    Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.


    ME: Our next match this evening is a Pick Your Poison Match. Ecosystem will have to face a previously unannounced opponent handpicked for him by Moosehead Jack. Introducing first, from Nagoya, Japan, at a weight of 245 pounds…Ecosystem! After the announcement Eco e takes the microphone from Elevenbee.


    Eco: Moosehead Jack thinks he can play mind games with me by throwing out some sort of mystery opponent. I invented mind games. I’m the cerebral assassin. When you think you know all the questions, I change all the answers. I’m also the most original man in wrestling today. Holla, if you hear me.


    He pauses for a moment while the audience twitters with laughter.


    Eco: So, I don’t care what member of the Saints he sends out here or what affiliate. He can send Zed, Shizuru, even my own sister; which I would put even odds on. So, whoever it is, let’s get ready to rumble.


    “Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent plays. The arena is filled with a confused hum as no current OOWF superstar uses that song. After the opening guitar riff, a figure emerges from the back and stands on the entrance stage.


    Russ: It’s “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet! This is the first we’ve seen of him since getting suspended for hitting a fan almost a month ago at Mid-Summer Night’s Scream.
    Razz: Not counting when Carl Sack found him about a week later drunk as a skunk in a rundown Canadian bar.
    Russ: Sack left Bullet a business card saying he could make one phone call and erase the suspension.
    Razz: It’s a brilliant end around for Bullet. Moose could name anyone Eco’s opponent, suspended or not.
    Russ: Eco and Bullet have had some wars in the ring. While they’ve been cordial lately, there’s no love lost between them and Bullet is probably the one man in recent memory who has been the most successful against Eco.



    Bullet walks with an even pace to the ring. His hair is longer than usual and slicked back. He’s wearing all black trunks and boots. He slides under the bottom rope as Eco goes to speak.


    Eco: Alright, I have to admit for Moosetwit, this is pretty clev…


    Eco is cut off as Bullet pops up to is feet and nails Eco right in the jaw with a right hand. The fans roars as referee Angelo Barros calls for the bell. Elevenbee collects the dropped microphone and scurries out of the ring.


    Bullet peppers Eco with rights and lefts. Eco tries to create some distance with a kick, but Bullet grabs his foot. Eco springs off the other leg for an enzuigiri, but Bullet ducks. Eco manages to keep his balance as he lands with his back to Bullet. Jack hooks Eco around his knee and picks him up and over for a teardrop suplex. Eco rolls with the bounce off the canvas and to the floor. He finally removes his black jacket.


    Bullet springs over the top rope and to the floor, landing on his feet in front of Eco. He begs off and backs up. Jack catches him with a punch to the top of the head. He spins Eco around and shoves him into the ring post. The crowd groans as Eco winces in pain. Bullets picks up his opponent from behind for a reverse atomic drop. Eco hops in the air holding his groin and flips over the ring stairs to land on his back on the floor. Bullet walks up onto the steps and comes off in one motion with a fist drop to Eco’s chest. He rolls over on his front. Bullet picks him up by his tights as he stands and throws Eco under the bottom rope.


    Bullet climbs the near corner from the outside. He measures Eco as he writhes on the mat and comes off with a knee drop from on high. Jack covers for two.


    Russ: This just isn’t a new look Jack Bullet. It’s also a new attitude Jack Bullet. It’s like he’s been operating over one even flowing motion since hitting the ring.
    Razz: Bullet expressed his disdain for how people talked and did nothing several times recently. Maybe this is how he’s decided to deal with it. Be the change he wants to see. All action, no filler.



    Bullet pulls Eco up by the shoulder and looks to be going for a uranage. Eco elbows out and runs into the ropes. Bullet tries a clothesline. Eco grabs his arm, pivots behind Bullet, back to the front and scores a floatover DDT.


    Russ: That’s the momentum changer Eco needed.


    Eco sits up on the mat and is basically trying to get his wits about him. Suddenly, Bullet’s legs twitch and he kips up.


    Eco: Oh, give me a fucking break…


    Jack spins around and catches Eco with a windmill kick. Eco lays on the mat and Bullet goes for an elbow drop, but Eco rolls to the apron. Jack gets up and moves to the edge of the ring as Eco pulls himself up by the ropes. Bullet tries to slingshot Eco into the ring by the top rope, but he blocks and fires a forearm to the face. Jack staggers back. Eco pulls down hard on the top rope and slingshots back into the ring with a splash. Eco covers for just two as Jack presses him off.


    As they rush up, Eco catches Jack with an arm drag. Bullet pops up and gets arm dragged again. A third, a fourth. Bullet rides the momentum of the fifth arm drag out to the floor.


    Russ: Usually we see Bullet with the strong arm drag game, but tonight it’s Eco.
    Razz: As Eco finds his bearings in this match he’s obviously trying to try to shake new Jack Bullet by introducing some echoes of the old.



    As Bullet hits the floor, he runs around the outside of the ring and slides in under the bottom rope behind Eco. He turns and tries to tag Bullet with a big boot, but he slides under the leg and back to the floor. He runs around the outside of the ring again. He leaps to the apron and climbs the turnbuckle from the outside. He leaps off, but Eco catches him in the gut with a standing dropkick.


    Russ: Maybe that will slow the Silver Bullet down. He’s been running like a bullet train since coming out.

    Eco gets behind Bullet and puts him in a chinlock with his knees in Bullet’s back. He cranks back hard. Bullet gets his legs underneath him, works up and then slams down to shake Eco off with a jawbreaker. Both men lie on the mat.


    Razz: Normally I’m not the biggest Jack Bullet fan, but the aggression and focus out of him tonight I have to admire. Well, I don’t have to do anything, but I’m choosing to admire it.


    Eco pulls himself up by the ropes. Bullet stands and stalks over to him. Eco fires out a kick, but Jack grabs it and turns him over into a knee bar. Eco pushes himself up by his arms, fires a mule kick with his free leg to catch Bullet in the gut. He lets go and stumbles back. Eco gets up and offers a lockup.


    Russ: Smart by Eco, trying to slow things down, trying to control the pace.


    Bullet obliges and backs Eco up into the corner. Barros calls for the break and he gets it. Eco steps out and asks for a lockup again. Bullet obliges, pushes Eco into the corner again. Barros calls for the break and Bullet gives it. Eco steps out and signals for a third lockup. Bullet shrugs his shoulders, shakes his head no and unloads with a series of rights and lefts.


    Razz: Jack is giving a little here, but not everything. Fool him twice you can’t kid a kidder thrice…or something like that.


    Bullets fires Eco into the ropes and nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. Jack pulls Eco up by the arm and throws him into the ropes. Eco ducks the clothesline this time, comes off the opposite set of ropes and eats a spinning back elbow. Jack pulls Eco up again, but reverses the Irish whip into the ropes and catches Bullet with his own back elbow. It stuns the Silver Eagle, but doesn’t put him down. Bullet turns as Eco grabs his arm and rocks Jack with a short-arm clothesline. Eco follows with a knee to the head and covers for two. Eco lays on the mat breathing hard.


    Eco: I need to work on my cardio.


    They start up and Eco falls into Bullet with a double axe handle to put him back down. Eco stands and kicks Jacks a couple times. He goes into the ropes and comes off with a knee drop. He covers for two. He pulls Bullet up and locks him into a full nelson.


    Razz: What the hell…has Eco been watching the best of Billy Jack Haynes, all one match of it.
    Russ: Eco is pulling out everything he can think of just to slow Jack Bullet down and wear him down. This is the first advantage he’s probably had all match.



    Bullet starts to muscle out of the full nelson, so Eco steps a leg in front of Jack and turns it into a front leg sweep. Eco sits on Jack’s back and locks in a camel clutch. Barros asks Bullet if he wants to submit and he says no several times. He then get his legs underneath him and works up to an almost standing position. Eco is hanging off of Bullet’s back. He brings his knees up into Bullet’s back and jerks down on his head hard for a back stabber.


    Eco picks up Bullet in a body slam, but instead of slamming him down, he turns him into the ropes and Jack’s throat catches the top rope. He goes down and Eco slumps in the corner for a breather, measuring his foe. Bullet starts to stand and Eco goes over to him, grabbing his head and firing up a knee to send him into the near corner. Eco whips him to the far corner, Bullet reverses. Eco hits the turnbuckles in the back. Bullet leaps for an Eagle Splash, but Eco moves out of the way. Bullet jacks his jaw on the top turnbuckle and falls backwards into a leaping Eco for a jumping neckbreaker. He covers for two.


    Russ: Momentum is shifting to Eco here. Is Jack Bullet out of gas or just lying in wait for the right moment?


    Eco pulls Jack up by the head for a suplex. Bullet blocks and tries to reverse. Eco blocks and tries for it again. Bullet blocks. Eco twists out of the hold while whipping Jack into the ropes. He catches Jack coming off around the waist and rides his momentum over for a belly to belly suplex. He covers for two.


    Eco pulls Bullet up and into a dragon sleeper. The crowd pops for the Endgame to come. However, Bullet reaches up with his free hand and starts slapping Eco around the face. This makes Eco loosen his grip on the arm. Bullet manages to turn into Eco with his head under his armpit and his arms around his waist. He picks up and launches him over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Eco is up quick, but walks into a forearm by Bullet. He grabs the stunned Eco for a slingshot suplex. Bullet floats over, but not into a cover, rather the Talon.


    Russ: Bullet has Eco pinned to the mat with that submission hold. He calls it the Talon, but it’s a face claw with deep roots in traditional professional wrestling.


    Eco lays flat on the mat for a series of two counts, but lifts his shoulder up each time before Barros can get to three. He also refuses to submit. Bullet finally pulls Eco to his feet with the Talon intact. Bullet lets go and Eco falls forward. Bullet catches him as he falls. Eco’s head goes between Jack’s legs. He flips Eco up and then falls down to drive his head into the mat.


    Razz: Speaking of old school, it doesn’t get much old school than that. A honest to god piledriver.


    Bullet hooks the leg and gets the one…two…three…
    ME: Your winner at 17:47, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.


    Bullet asks Elvenbee for the microphone as Eco rolls to the floor and is helped to the back by Barros.


    JB: I know I’ve been AWOL for about a month now and who you saw in this ring tonight was maybe not exactly who you thought you would see and maybe I didn’t come back the way you thought I would. You the fans have a lot of questions and you deserve answers. Eco deserves some answers, Kylie deserves some answers and most of all, Josie, sweetheart, I know you’re watching, you deserve some answers.


    The fans pop at the mention of Josie and Bullet pauses a moment, still breathing hard from the match.


    JB: Heading into Midsummer Night’s Scream, I didn’t know who I was and who I wanted to be. I was a 45-year-old man more lost than some kid fresh out of high school. And I figured out the reason why. It was because for the first time in a long time, I had someone to care about. I had a family in Kylie and Josie. Until you’ve had a family and lost it, you don’t know how much that can ground a man. How much family makes a man a man. The fact that I went through a messy divorce and barely get to see my two children is something pretty well known to you fans and I have Eco to thank for that.


    Bullet clips the end of his sentence off with a harsh bite. The crowd boos a little.


    JB: Now, I don’t bear any ill will toward Eco anymore for revealing my past, not much anyway. And let’s make one thing clear, me in this ring tonight does not mean I’m siding with Moosehead Jack and the Saints. Jack opened the door for me to come back to the OOWF and all he asked was that I beat the crap out of Eco, something I’ve shown to be pretty good at, as I walked through that open door.


    Bullet pauses again and runs his hand down his face. It looks like he’s wiping sweat, but he’s also considering what to say next.


    JB: Let’s address the elephant in the room. I know what you’re all thinking “Jack Bullet, you attacked a fan at Midsummer Night’s Scream for having a Cane Josie sign.” Well, haven’t we all had to at one point fight for who we loved. And hasn’t that sometimes meant burning down everything around us. Hasn’t that meant letting everything go, even the love we were fighting for. Josie, sweetheart…


    Tears comes to Jack Bullet’s eyes as he looks directly into the camera.


    JB: Uncle Jack has to go away. How long, I don’t know. I hope not forever, but just long enough for you to be safe and for me to find myself again. When I come through that door again, Josie, Uncle Jack will have candy and ice cream and…


    Bullet pauses slightly and his voice rises into a scream.


    JB: AND THE OOWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AROUND MY WAIST!!!


    The crowd pops huge for that.


    JB: I don’t care if the champion is Moosehead Jack, Mac Flasher, Eco, Firewoman or any damned Saint. Right here, right now, I’m challenging for the world title at Hell on Earth. And I’ll walk through hell to get there. Danny Taylor, you want to book a number one contenders tournament. I’ll win it. You want to book a 100 man battle royal. I’ll toss 99 losers out on their ass. You want to book a number one contenders triple threat, four-way, five-way, six-way; no hold’s barred, pinfalls count anywhere, up on a scaffold, on the roof of the building; on the surface of the damn moon. Do it. I’ll win it. I’ll win whatever it takes, because a man of action is what Jack Bullet is and the next World Champion is what I’ll become. And that’s not a talking point, that’s an action point.


    Bullet spikes the microphone down. The fans roar and we fade.


    GHOSTHEAD vs. SHIZURU – OOWF Onslaught Championship Match


    Ghost storms to the ring and paces like a caged animal. He does have a noticeable limp from his brawl with Shannon and Shizuru earlier. Shizuru’s music hits and he and Shannon slowly make their way to the ring. Shannon holds the ropes for Shizuru and he steps between the ropes, then she takes the belt from around Shizuru’s waist and holds it up right in Ghost’s face. The referee calls for the handshake and Shizuru smirks pats Shannon on the behind, then extends that hand to Ghost. Ghost explodes.


    The referee calls for the bell, and Ghost is absolutely brutalizing Shizuru. Ghost runs through all of his warnings in about thirty seconds, then Shizuru finally escapes to the outside to regroup with Shannon. They don’t get much strategy discussed as Ghost reaches out of the ring and pulls Shizuru into the ring and continues to pound him mercilessly. Ghost tries to break Shizuru in half with a series of backbreakers, then hits a series of snap suplexes on the apron before throwing Shizuru back into the ring. Ghost covers, but Shizuru somehow kicks out at two.


    Ghost waits for Shizuru to get to his feet, then heads toward the ropes for a kick to the jaw, but Shannon low bridges him, Ghost falls out of the ring and lands hard on the floor. Shizuru immediately distracts the referee and Shannon wraps a cord around Ghost’s throat and chokes him out. Shannon has a look of pure sadistic glee on her face as she feels her husband go limp and fall to the floor. She hefts him up and rolls him under the bottom rope, Shizuru quickly pushes the referee aside and covers Ghost expecting an easy win, but somehow Ghost powers out at two, and the crowd goes nuts!


    Ghost DESTROYS Shizuru, beating him from pillar to post and leaving him a bloody mess. Ghost lays Shizuru out in the middle of the ring and heads to the corner and goes for the LAST NAIL, but Shannon grabs his foot. Ghost breaks free and hops off the top rope and pulls Shannon onto the apron and glares at her in disbelief. From behind Shizuru slams into Ghost, he and Shannon slam heads and Shizuru rolls Ghost up, grabs a handful of tights and gets the one…..two…..NOT LIKE THIS! THREE!
    WINNER in 13:22 – Shizuru


    Shizuru immediately bails out of the ring and Shannon, holding her head, helps Shizuru up and they beat a hasty retreat up the ramp. Inside the ring, Ghost gets to his feet and limps around the ring for a moment, then demands a mic


    Shannon, you have made your intentions perfectly clear. You have forsaken me. I demand one thing before I wash my hands of you both. Since I clearly cannot get a fair match against Shizuru alone, at Hell on Earth 14, I want an match against both of you, handicap match, for the Onslaught championship. Men in the back, do not test me on this, I guarantee you, it is in your best interest to do as I wish.


    Ghost slams down the mic and stalks to the back


    THE DARLINGS vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Steel Cage Match


    "Radioactive" by Imagine Dragons leads Alex and Alexis Darling down to the ring. They warm up as "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" leads the OOWF World Tag Team Champions down to the ring to a chorus of boos. Matt and Stan enter the cage and hand their Championships to the referee. Matt and Alex don't take their eyes off one another as Mike Elevenbee starts the official introductions.


    ME: This match is one fall to the finish, no time limit and it is for the OOWF World Tag Team Championships! Introducing first in the corner to my right the challengers. From West Palm Beach Florida, standing 5'7 and weighing 128 pounds Alexis Darling. And her tag team partner also from West Palm Beach Florida, standing 6'3 and weighing 220 pounds Alexander Darling. And now in the corner to my left, representing the Saints of Sinners, the reigning and defending OOWF World Tag Team Champions. From Iron Mountain Minnesota, standing 5'11 and weigning 461 pounds Stan Fulton. And his tag team partner from Green Bay Wisconsin, 6'5 and weighing 225 pounds Matt Folz.


    The bell rings as Matt and Alex get nose to nose and start talking trash. No finesse here as Matt fires a right hand and Alex responds in kind and the two long time rivals start to brawl around the ring. As their partners are preoccupied, Stan shoots Alexis off the ropes. But Alexis ducks a lariat and looks to steal this one early with a crucifix that gets two. Alexis is quicker back to her feet and nearly takes Stan's head off with a spin kick. Alex gets the advantage and beats Matt down in the corner then goes to help his sister. The Darlings nail Stan with a Double Brainbuster and a Double DDT. Alex covers for 2. Matt gets back to his feet but is taken down by a double superkick from the Darlings. For the next few minutes Alex and Alexis continue to press their advantage and double team Stan. Alexis heads up to the top rope and the Darlings hit a Rocket Launcher. The referee counts 1...2...broken up by a returning Matt. Alex grabs Matt but Matt reverses and hits a a release German Suplex that sends Alex flying across the ring. Matt runs across the ring and nails Alexis with a big boot and then helps his partner up.


    Stan with a huge belly to belly suplex on Alexis. Meanwhile Matt picks up Alex and sends him face first into the cage not once, not twice but Thrice triggering a huge cut on Alex's forehead. Matt calls out instructions to Stan, who whips Alexis off the ropes. Matt takes her down with a drop toe hold and Stan simultaneously in great timing drops an elbow on the back of her head. Matt picks up a bloody Alex and slaps him across the face as Stan goes to the second turnbuckle and nails the Crusher on Alexis. The referee begins to count, Alex thumbs Matt in the eye and dives over to break up the count JUST before 3. Alex stomps on Stan but Matt comes up from behind and nails him with an Angle Slam. 1...2...Alex gets his shoulder up. Matt glares at the referee then motions to Stan. Stan goes over and removes the turnbuckle pad. Matt whips Alex towards the exposed steel but Alex reverses and Matt hits hard, opening up a gushing cut of his own. Alexis nails Stan with a low blow and uses the ropes to pull herself up. Alex with a swinging neckbreaker on Stan. Alex and Alexis hit the Darling Bombshell on Matt. Alex covers with Stan still down, 1...2...now it's Matt's turn to just roll his shoulder and Alex's turn to glare at the referee. Stan with a belly to back suplex on Alexis and then a lariat to Alex.


    Matt wipes the blood out of his eyes and then rolls out to grab a chair from under the ring. He rolls into the ring and nails Alexis with it and then motions Stan to hold Alex. Matt takes a home run swing and Alex ducks causing Matt to drive the chair full force into his partner's face. We get a close up of Matt's "OH FUCK!" Look before he regroups and takes another swing at Alex, but Alex kicks the chair back into Matt's face. Alex covers a now heavily bleeding Stan. 1...2...2.99999999. Alex slams the mat in frustration before slowly heading to the top rope. Matt pulls himself up and dives into the ropes crotching Alex on the turnbuckle. Matt slams Alex off the top and then drags him to the center of the ring and applies the Folzmission. Alex tries his best to try and get out of it, but Matt applies the body scissors and Alex has nowhere to go. Alexis tries to come over to help but is cut off by Stan. Alex has no choice but to tap.
    WINNERS (Submission, 34:21) and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton


    The referee hands the Saints their titles and they hold them high in the air as the crowd tries to boo them out of the building. Matt and Stan step over Alex and Alexis as they leave the ring and head to the back


    KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. ZED – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match


    Kylie comes out and plays to the fans, pointing at all the JOSIE! Signs. Kylie seems completely focused on the match and waits anxiously for Zed to come out. When Zed is announced, he comes out and appears to be in a rather foul mood. He leaves BRICK~! behind and hits the ring and immediately goes after Kylie.


    Kylie ducks Zed’s clothesline and catches him with a boot to the gut and a smash to the knee. Zed staggers into the corner holding his face and Kylie monkey flips him out of the corner, Zed lands on his feet and hits the ropes, but Kylie is waiting for him and she pops him with a superkick to the jaw as he rebounds. Zed tries to slide under the bottom rope, but Kylie grabs his ankles and drags him back into the ring and turns it into a giant swing! The crowd counts as Kylie spins Zed, she finally releases him, Zed spins into the corner and slams ribs first into the ring post, then falls to the floor. Kylie starts to leave the ring, but Stank has made his way out at the behest of BRICK~! Stank stands over Zed and Kylie decides to stay in the ring.


    Zed gets to his feet and huddles briefly with Stank, then slides into the ring and locks up with Kylie. Zed grabs an arm wringer and takes Kylie to the mat, but Kylie kips back to her feet, then springs to the ropes and takes Zed to the mat with a hurracarana. Zed pops up and Kylie takes him to the mat with an arm bar, but Zed slithers free and slides under the bottom rope and storms around ringside. BRICK~!, Zed and Stank all huddle, while they are doing that we see BRICK~! slip something to Zed. Zed slides back into the ring, and he and Kylie are about to lock up again when Bridget makes her way to the ring. I guess everyone is a manager tonight. Bridget jumps on the apron and calls the referee over to check on Zed. Zed protests loudly and ditches the knucks to BRICK~! as soon as he does, Kylie slips behind him, and hits the Florida Key, Kylie bridges hard, one…….two……..THREE! Zed kicks out a moment too late!
    WINNER in 12:27 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Kylie Mignolio


    Kylie drops to her knees with the title and Bridget slides in and tackles her to the mat with a hug. The crowd absolutely blows the roof off the building. On the outside Zed is beside himself with rage that Kylie ended his reign. He storms to the back followed by BRICK~! and Stank. Inside the ring, Kylie slowly gets to her feet and holds the title high in the air and the cheers get even louder. She bows to the crowd as Banned From Everywhere, Ecosystem and Fire hit the ring and hoist Kylie onto their shoulders. They celebrate for a moment, then all of them head to the back to, presumably, continue the celebration.


    MAC FLASHER vs. MOOSEHEAD JACK – OOWF World Heavyweight Championship Insanity Match


    With the explosive-laden cage structure around the ring, OOWF being crew members work to suspend the weaponry from the ceiling of the structure. That means that Mac Flasher’s selections of a kendo stick, a DeMarini CF Zen (-3) BBCOR Zero Dark baseball bat, a steel chair and a rope tied into a noose, as Mac apparently failed to think of a fifth weapon. Moosehead Jack’s assortment of plunder sees Happy Deth Bat IV, a chain, a staple gun, a board with barbed wire stapled to it and his trusty scalpel. “I Get Wet (8-bit remix) plays out Mac, who pauses at the top of the ramp and looks back only for Bridget O’Malley to emerge at the very last second. While things are still very tense between the two, Bridget pulls Mac close and hands him a set of brass knuckles. Bridget hugs Mac and sends him on his way before returning to the back. Mac walks to the ring, stopping to admire the handiwork of his vision – albeit with a slight bit of trepidation – as “Scarecrow” starts up, with some accompanying noise as Moose drags a bloodied Bridget out with him. Just as Mac turns around, Moose – with a handful of her hair – throws Bridget off the ramp.


    Mac charges as ring crew and officials hold the two apart. Moose cackles and lights a cigar as Mac’s focus is no longer on the ring, but a barely moving Bridget beside the ramp. Mac is pushed toward the ring as Moose confidently strides a few paces behind. Both men are secured inside the structure as Mike Elevenbee, from the outside, rolls through the introductions. Mac, still looking back as Medical tends to Bridget misses his introduction and Moose, not waiting for his name to be called, jumps Mac from behind. Running his face across the fencing, opening a cut almost immediately.


    Razz: “This is what Mac wanted. This cage. Moose. Weapons. It’ll be what Mac never anticipated about this night that will lead to an embarrassingly quick night … And nothing. Mac will walk away with nothing.”
    Russ: “It’s been a minute. There’s still a lot of weaponry that needs to be involved. Remember, it’s only when you use your full assortment of weapons to earn pinfalls or submissions that this turns into last-man-standing rules. Both men will suffer a great deal before this one is over.”
    Razz: “And if we don’t have a winner before 30 minutes expires … Boom.”
    Russ: “That’s right, charges around the ring will detonate. Just to up the ante.”
    Razz: “If that happens. Careers change permanently.”



    As Mac tries to gain separation, Moose jumps up and pulls down the chain. With Mac stumbling and turning around, he walks right into a chain-aided punch, knocking him silly. With OOWF Official Davis Hightower on the outside – as demanded by “Dynamite” Danny Taylor – Moose makes a cover and gets 2. Moose is undeterred, taking the chain and wrapping it around Mac’s throat and using it as extra leverage as he toss Mac into the side of the cage three times before pulling him by the chain to the middle of the ring. Mac tries to crawl away, but Moose simply grips the chain tighter as Mac’s struggles work against his need to breathe. Eventually Moose gets tired of the cat-and-mouse game and goes in for the cover, securing the first fall with help from the chain as Mac only starts to get his air back.


    Moose continues to boot down Mac, who is still a bit blue-faced from the chain assault. Moose stands Mac up before reaching for his flask and taking a generous swig of “Trust Me.” Moose sprays Mac’s face with it, creating a burning sensation on his bloodied face, but also serving to awaken Mac’s rage. Mac pummels Moose with fists and a few knees, working him into a corner. After a series of elbows to the forehead and a kick to the stomach slump Moose in the corner, Mac reaches for the noose and snags it with little trouble. As Mac turns around to employ the rope, Moose greets him with a boot to the groin. As Mac lay on the mat, Moose scales the ropes and secures the barbed-wire board. With Moose placing the board on the mat, he grabs Mac by the hair and DDTs him on the barbed wire board, getting it stuck on his forehead. Moose rolls Mac over and gets 3.


    Russ: “I think these good people in Fredricton are starting to realize that Mac Flasher, a working-class hero, might be a bit out of his league with this type of match.”
    Razz: “Mac wanted this all summer. He alienated friends. He alienated Bridget, going so far as to injure her just to hurt Moose. He lost the OOWF World Championship to that same man. And for what? To settle scores that have nothing to do with OOWF. To eradicate pain that only he can feel?”



    Moose wipes blood from his hands on Mac’s shirt while smiling and looking to the ceiling of the cage to consider his next weapon. With his eyes on Happy Deth Bat IV, Moose gets wrapped in Mac’s rope with Mac tightening the noose. With Moose’s eyes popping, Mac delivers a series of left hooks while gripping the rope with his right hand. A bolo punch sends Moose over the top rope where Mac stands with the rope and pulls with his might as Moose tries to get his feet on the ground or apron. With Mac vocally expressing his rage at Moose, the champ taps on the rope in front of Hightower to concede his first fall. Hightower, albeit powerless to enforce the count, counts off 5 as Mac lets go of the rope at 4, dropping him to the outside. Mac reaches up and pulls down the steel chair, setting up for a baseball slide with the chair at the end of it for Moose, who crumples to the floor. Mac takes the chance to return an earlier favor and run Moose’s forehead across the fencing, drawing blood with Mac even smearing some of Moose’s on his cheek as war paint. Mac returns to the discarded chair and waffles Moose with it, denting the seat area and putting Moose on spaghetti legs. Mac grips Moose and sends him into the cage with an exploder suplex before following with a chair-based beatdown that almost renders Moose unconscious. With Mac rolling Moose into the ring, Moose is able to get to his knees before Mac rolls in with the chair in hand. Moose, electing not to get vertical, eggs Mac on to give him his best shot. Even going so far as to put his hands behind his back. As a smattering of applause goes up for Bridget as she’s stretchered out of the arena, Mac glances at the ramp before sending a Ruthian blast to Moose’s skull. The pin is academic.


    Russ: “And just like that, Mac Flasher has rallied to cut that deficit to nothing. These two men, already in 14 minutes have inflicted years’ worth of punishment to each other. This is not about titles. This is about two men …”
    Razz: “This is about Mac. Moose is just a willing participant. Moose got what he wanted out of the deal last week. Mac will only earn vindication by getting Moose to stay down for a 10 count if have use his other three weapons.”



    With Moose shaking the cobwebs, Mac puts the brass knuckles on his right hand and waits for the champion to turn around. Moose spins around and ducks a punch, sending Mac lumbering into the ropes before Moose counters with a jumping knee to the jaw. With Mac face down, Moose tries to take Mac’s brass knuckles with Mac balling his hand in a fist to prevent the theft. Moose stands up and stomps Mac’s neck, stunning him just long enough to allow Moose to take the knuckles and place them on his own right hand. Instead of the knockout blow, Moose opts to work Mac’s ribcage with the knucks, with a sickening crunch draining Mac of his spirit to resist the assault. Moose discards the knuckles and climbs the cage to get the staple gun. With Mac crawling toward the knuckles, Moose spins him on his back and drills him in the face with the staple gun, before stapling Mac’s shirt to the canvas. While shouting “TOO EASY!”, Moose pins Mac with a boot on his chest stomping the affected area from the brass knuckle attack as Mac tries to rip free from the stapled assistance. Moose smiles and watches Mac struggle to free himself, coughing each time he twists his torso. Finally, Mac tears his shirt away, to show bruising already developing on his back as Moose gets a frenzied look in his eye, rushing toward Mac and running his back into the turnbuckles. Moose peppers Mac with a few solid rights to the bruised area before throwing him to the mat. Moose crawls under the ring and grabs a table, bringing it into the ring and setting up in the dead center. With Mac trying to get to his feet, Moose slugs him down and places him on the table before climbing the fencing to procure Happy Deth Bat IV. Not happy with his previous idea, Moose climbs across the ceiling until he’s directly over Mac. With Happy Deth Bat in hand, Moose drops down and sends the barrel of Happy Deth Bat IV across Mac’s throat with the added impact of the table breaking just under Mac’s bruised – maybe broken – ribs. The drop takes enough out of Moose that he slumps over Mac as Hightower counts the pin from the outside.


    Moose rolls off as Mac, with the brass knuckles secretly in hand, decks Moose with a right cross to the jaw. Hightower could have counted to 50, but only chooses to count 3 with both men bleeding and broken on the canvas.


    Russ: “Mac Flasher is keeping pace, but how long until the attrition of Moose’s inflicted damage takes too much of a toll?”
    Razz: “Partner! The fact that Mac even got that last pin was a surprise to me. Moose has taken too much out of Mac and only needs to use the scalpel too get a decision before enacting last-man standing rules for him. Mac’s got two to go and if his ribs are any way damaged, stretching and climbing to reach them will be excruciating.”



    With both men laying on the mat, breathing with labor, Elevenbee announces that only 5 minutes remain until the charges are set to go off. Moose gets to his feet first and eyes the scalpel. He climbs the ropes and takes a swipe at it before Mac grabs Moose by the legs and secures him in an electric-chair drop onto the various plunder already in the ring. Mac, as Razz predicted, has extreme trouble just reaching for his weapons, wincing in pain each time he extends his arm. Just as Mac’s adrenaline allows him to surge up to grab his baseball bat, Moose drills Mac’s ribs with the steel chair. Mac’s fall – onto his back – doesn’t help the matter any. Mac rolls around on the mat with Moose reaching for the scalpel, only to not quite be able to reach it before Mac guts Moose with Happy Deth Bat IV. Mac rakes the barbed wire across Moose’s already bloodied forehead and leaves the bat on his face as he tries to climb again for his baseball bat. Mac grabs it and drops to the canvas, delivering two caveman-style swings to the gut and a golf swing to the jaw. Mac falls on top for 3, but is in a great amount of pain in the process.


    Razz: “Every motion … Every time he breathes. Moose wins more. It’s only a matter of time, Russ. Mac is proving a lot, but …”
    Russ: But what? I haven’t heard a bell. I haven’t seen Moose use the scalpel yet. It’s still anyone’s match, as far as I’m concerned.”



    With Elevenbee making the the 30-second announcement, the arena fills with a buzz. Moose and Mac just start to get to their feet as the countdown starts from 10. With the two just starting to exchange labored blows …


    … BOOM! Flashes of light and dust fill the arena. When the dust settles, Mac’s bat and Moose’s scalpel are on the mat, with the ceiling not surviving the blast, falling on both men. Moose tries to get to his feet first, but his ankle is met with Mac’s bat. Moose immediately crawls away, as Mac staggers upright and drives the barrel on the affected ankle again and again. Mac – rocking about a .75 Muta at this point – hammers away at Moose with fists, boots, bat … Whatever he can find. With Mac about to make his way toward a pinning attempt on Moose, a jab with intent finds Mac’s thigh. Mac screams as the inside of his right jeans leg turns red in a hurry. Mac sits on the mat as Moose charges with a knee to knock Mac’s head backward and slam it onto the mat. Mac’s eyes roll to the back of his head as Moose drapes an arm over Mac. Hightower makes the count, activating the last-man standing rule for Moose. Hightower immediately starts the count as Mac’s eyes don’t open until 5. As Mac scrambles to his feet, his right leg gives way until Mac removes the scalpel on his own and makes it to the ropes where he props himself up at 8. Moose protests the stoppage of the count, but Hightower is having none of it. Mac is able to secure his bat and drill Moose with a line-drive swing to the gut before sending another shot to the ankle, just to put him down. Moose writhes in pain as Mac works Moose’s knee before locking Moose in an STF with the bat wedging the knee. Moose, who repeatedly tells Mac where he can stuff his submission attempt, tries to crawl to the ropes, but cannot move because of the pain with the bat-aided STF in his leg. With Moose starting to fade, the instinct to claw at Mac’s eyes gains him temporary respite as Mac releases the crossface, but is still tangled with Moose’s legs. As Mac tries to roll away, Moose rolls over and hammers Mac with a panel from the cage’s ceiling. This is enough to get Moose untangled and up first as Mac beats the count at 6, but is not able to do much more than stand as Moose charges with Mac’s bat and gets the sweet spot across his throat.


    Mac immediately drops and gasps for air, as Hightower administers the count. Mac, albeit with a severe difficulty to breathe, is up at 6, but is promptly locked in a Ji-Endo. As Moose pulls back, Mac fades fast. With both arms going limp in a matter of seconds. Moose hangs on just a bit longer before dropping his purple-faced challenger on the mat. Hightower gets the count to 8 when a loud cheer comes from the crowd. Mac is still down, but Bridget, heavily bandaged, limps toward ringside. Hightower is at 9 when Mac sits up and gets to a standing base, beating the count. While Mac is not sure of what planet he’s on, he spots Bridget and stares at her. Bridget nods that she’s OKish and warns Mac of a sneak attack just in time as Moose whiffs on a running knee strike. As Moose untangles himself from the ropes, Mac charges with the bat and connects on the temple. Moose falls in a heap and Mac follows on top. Hightower gets to 3 and Mac has also activated last man standing, getting the count to 7 before Moose is up. The two stand in the ring, face to face with weapons strewn about as fans start to chant there support for Mac, Moose and the match in general.


    Mac sends a right to Moose’s jaw, and Moose the same to Mac. This goes on for a bit before Moose stops the rhythm of the fight with a rake to the eyes and an uppercut. Mac falls to a knee, but ducks a big boot try. Moose trips over discarded plunder and right in front of Bridget. As Moose locks eyes on Bridget, she proceeds to spray his eyes with an unknown aerosol, blinding and agonizing Moose all in one swoop. Mac, unaware of the spray, grabs Moose by the head and hoists him in a Flash Drive, dropping his head on top of the barbed-wire board. Mac then retreats to his corner, as Hightower starts the count.


    1 …


    2 …


    3 …


    4 …


    5 …


    6 …


    7 …


    8 …


    Moose pulls his head up but nothing more.


    9 …


    Moose tries with everything to stand, but cannot, falling face-first into the chair.


    10.


    Your winner (last man standing, 41:09) and NEW OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, MAC FLASHER!


    Mac falls in a heap as Hightower enters the ring with the title in hand. He hands it to Mac as Moose starts to sit up in the corner. The crowd roars for Mac, but not with the intensity they once had. Mac stares at the title and remains on his knees, then slowly gets to his feet and stands and turns toward the ramp expecting, something? Mac stands there…………..no one comes. Mac turns and looks back at Moose in the corner, and he is laughing like a bloodied madman as we fade to black.


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    OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#877)
    Live! From Trenton, New Jersey
    September 5, 2018


    BEER MONEY vs. THE DARLINGS


    Both teams are announced and make their way to the ring, and neither one of them is exactly popular with the fans. SYB screams at several old ladies and children while Alex and Alexis just look at the crowd with disdain. SYB starts things off and demands Alexis start for her team. She comes into the ring and SYB tries to go all Andy Kauffman and degrade her, but Alexis puts a quick stop to that by damn near slapping SYB’s head off his shoulders.


    The Darlings take control and dominate most of the match using quick tags to beat SYB mercilessly. SYB finally manages to hit the Jersey Turnpike on Alex, which allows him to make the tag to Skurge. Skurge comes in and he and Alex put on a wrestling clinic with Skurge countering everything Alex throws at him and getting several near falls. As Alex starts to make a comeback, SYB races into the ring while the referee is distracted and hits another low blow. This causes Alexis to hop off the apron and race around the ring, pull SYB down and beat the ever loving shit out of him. The problem is, Alex when Alex finally recovers and tries to tag in his sister, she is not there.


    Skurge grabs Alex from behind and rolls him up, puts his feet on the ropes and gets a three count! What an upset!
    WINNERS in 10:54 – Beer Money


    BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. ZED


    The feed rejoins the ring with Zed standing in the ring as BRICK~! is spitting out the final bars of his newest “hit” single “Forgot About BRICK~!” packed with disses of Zed’s opponent this week. Bridget O’Malley doesn’t even wait for her music to play before racing to the ring and bringing a fight to Zed, who ducks between the ropes as “Junior” Hale intervenes. Bridget tries to bypass Hale, but is rebuked as Zed gets a jab to the throat on Bridget before Hale calls for the bell.


    Zed starts to work on Bridget immediately, clubbing her down with forearms and hitting a running knee lift to get a quick 1 on her. A butterfly suplex is spun into another pinning try that also gets 1. As Bridget tries to get away, Zed grabs her hair and pulls her into a neck breaker that also gets 1. Zed puts a few boots to Bridget before she catches his right foot and pulls him into an ankle lock submission. Zed grasps for the ropes and reaches them with ease. When Hale tries to get the two untangled, BRICK~! grabs Bridget’s ankle, causing a temporary loss of focus. Zed charges in, only for Bridget to toss him over the ropes with Zed crashing head-first onto BRICK~!.


    Razz: “As hard as BRICK~! is, that might be a skull fracture for Zed! He’s actually cut open from that collision.”
    Russ: “BRICK~! is a lot of things, but the most important thing is that he’s very hard. You hit him, chances are that you’ll hurt more than he does.”


    Zed stands in a daze as Bridget hits a sliding dropkick to crash him into the barricade. As Zed gets his feet underneath him, Bridget happily takes him down with a suicide dive through the ropes that acts as a spear. The Trenton faithful salute Bridget, who honors that salute by running Zed into a pair of posts before rolling him into the ring. As Bridget reenters, BRICK~! grabs her ankle again, getting shaken off, but not before Zed can deliver a flying forearm out of desperation. Bridget falls to the outside and with Zed calling Hale over to check on his forehead cut, BRICK~! takes a production cable and wraps it around Bridget’s throat. With Bridget fading, Zed keeps Hale distracted long enough before BRICK~! chokes Bridget down to her knees. BRICK~! unwraps the cable and rolls Bridget into the ring as Zed has recovered enough to not need Hale’s attention. Zed, still feeling the effects of his adventures on the outside, slowly makes his way to Bridget, who is hardly moving as she regains her air. Zed smiles and points downward, signaling a GTH DDT. Zed picks Bridget up to her feet by her hair and tries to package her, only to get caught in a small package from Bridget as Hale snaps off a quick 3.
    WINNER (Pinfall, 7:20) Bridget O’Malley.


    Bridget rolls out of the ring as BRICK~! rolls in, giving her the chance to celebrate as Zed fumes over the missed opportunity. With BRICK~! checking on Zed, the North Carolinian pushes BRICK~! away out of frustration as Bridget celebrates with fans around the ringside area.


    SHIZURU, SHANNON MANN & MAI MUYO vs. GHOSTHEAD, FIREWOMAN & ECOSYSTEM


    This match never had a chance. As Mai, Shizuru and Shannon make their way to the ring, Ghost charges at the ropes, dives over the tops and takes out Shizuru and Shannon. Ghost hammers Shizuru with punches and kicks, until Shannon intervenes with a neckbreaker on the floor on her husband. Mai slides into the ring and she and Fire tear into one another. Eco starts to get involved, but hesitates slightly. He grabs Mai from behind to pull her off of Fire and Mai turns and hits him right in the temple with a spinning fist. Eco staggers and goes down to one knee with a shocked look on his face. Mai snarls and stands over him for a moment, then grabs him and pulls him up and backs him into the corner screaming in his face. Fire grabs Mai from behind and lands a legit right to the jaw. Mai snarls and goes after Fire again.


    On the outside, Ghost is doing his best to fight both Shannon and Shizuru, and is not doing so well with it. They spill into the crowd and Ghost grabs a chair and swings for Shizuru’s head, but Shizuru moves and the chair catches Shannon upside the head! Ghost drops the chair in horror, which allows Shiziru to grab a chair of his own and slams it down on Ghost’s head, opening a nasty gash on his forehead. Back inside the ring, Eco is about to go after Mai again when Moose slides into the ring! He grabs Eco from behind, spins him around, kicks him in the gut and PLANTS him with a DDT! Moose is immediately on Eco hammering him with punches to the face. Fire breaks free from Mai and tackles her brother to the mat and the two siblings start to brawl. Eco regains his composure and tries to go after Moose, but Mai grabs him from behind and soon they are also brawling around the ring.


    The referee takes one look at what is going on outside the ring, and inside the ring, does the math and realizes that Moose does not belong in this match and calls for the bell.
    WINNERS via DQ in 3:21 – Firewoman, Ecosystem & Ghosthead


    Officials flood the ring and ringside to pull everyone apart. They get Moose and Mai out of the ring. Moose shoves several officials aside and grabs a mic


    Juni…….welcome to the fucking game you goddamn coward. And YOU Murchada, you will be dealt with like the traitor you are. At Hell on Earth……….Fire and Juni against………..me and Mai


    Moose slams the mic down on the mat and spreads his arms out in the Christ pose, Mai stands in front of him and does the same while glaring at her brother. Inside the ring Eco still looks a bit in shock, while Fire has rage in her eyes.


    BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. SAINTS OF SINNERS


    BFE is out first, not Drunkey or Drunkette, only Ellie May From Elijay comes out with them. Justin and Bill look a lot more serious tonight than normal, and they will need all that concentration to beat the Saints tonight. The Saints are announced and Stan and Matt make their way to the ring and the crowd boos the ever loving shit out of them.


    The bell rings and the Saints immediately gain the advantage. Stan and Matt work like a well oiled machine and keep Bill on their side of the ring, thwarting every come back attempt by Bill. The crowd starts a BFE! BFE chant and Bill is fired up. He ducks a clothesline attempt from Stan, stops on a dime and hits an ATOMIC ELBOW! Stan rocks back on his heels, Matt comes in and gets the same, then DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Matt falls to the mat and Stan does the slow tiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmber face first fall to the mat. Bill covers Stan, but Stan powers out. Bill finally turns and makes the tag to Justin.


    Justin comes in like a house on fire and clears the ring. While Stan is recovering outside, Justin dives over the top rope, but Stan catches him in a bear hug and is about to slam him back first into the ringpost when Justin stops it and turns it into a DDT on the floor! Now BFE takes over and keeps the powerful Fulton on the mat on their side of the ring. Justin and Bill both get several near falls, but cannot keep Fulton down for a three.


    The end comes after Justin tries a flying clothesline, but Fulton catches him and spins him to the mat with a sidewalk slam. Fulton makes the tag to Folz, Folz charges across the ring and KILLS Bill with a knee to the face. He grabs Justin as he stands up and drives him to the mat with an angle slam, then locks him in the ankle lock! Justin howls in pain and tries to make it to the ropes, but he cannot and he is forced to tap out!
    WINNERS in 22:18 – Saints of Sinners


    The referee hands the Saints their titles and they celebrate in the ring as they do, a businesslike handshake. They are about to leave the ring when “Dem Boys Will Survive” plays and the Ring of Honor world tag team champion Briscoe Brothers come out to the top of the ramp. Jay has a mic:


    So, we heard you boys was puttin’ out a challenge to any team in the world. Well, since you boys is gonna be in our neck of the woods next week, how about you MAN UP and face the NINE TIME Ring of Honor world tag team champions!


    The crowd pops big for this. Stan and Matt are standing in the ring, they glance at one another and nod, Folz gets a mic


    You’re on


    The crowd again pops big as the Briscoes head to the back.


    MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. JACK BULLET vs. MAC FLASHER


    Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.


    ME: Our next match of the evening is a triple threat. Introducing first, at 210 pounds, from Des Moines, Iowa, “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet.


    “Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent plays. Bullet walks to the ring in his new black trunks and boots with his hair slicked back.


    Russ: The crowd is still cheering for Jack Bullet, but it’s not quite the thunderous ovation we’ve heard for the Man of Action in the past.
    Razz: A guy smartens up a little and starts putting his career above pleasing the fans just a smidge and they cool on him.


    ME: Introducing next, he is the current past OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, weighing in at 230 pounds from Detroit, Michigan, the leader of the Saints of Sinners, Moosehead Jack.


    Russ: Well, there is no question how the fans feel about Moosehead Jack. The boos are never louder in an arena than when he enters.
    Razz: Moose is one of the most successful wrestlers ever in OOWF history and he got there by not catering to the fans one bit.


    ME: And their opponent, weighing 225 pounds and hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he is the current OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Mac Flasher.


    Russ: And there is no mistaking how the fans feel about Mac Flasher. There is probably nobody more popular in the OOWF right now than our world champion.
    Razz: That and a dollar will get him a cup of coffee. I’ve heard louder ovations for Paul Smackage.


    The three men stand in opposite corners with referee Angelo Barros in the fourth. He claps his hands together and the bell rings. Bullet looks like a caged panther, Moosehead nonchalantly leans back in the corner. Flasher’s eyes dart back and forth between both men. Moosehead points at Mac and the camera picks him up saying “you don’t have to beat me, you have to beat him.”


    Flasher has his attention on Moosehead, allowing Bullet to flying into the corner with a knee to the gut. Bullet beats on Flasher in the corner. Moosehead calmly strolls over, collars Jack around the neck and pulls him out to the center of the ring for an inverted DDT. He then stands and moves toward a stunned Flasher in the corner. Moosehead spins as he enters and catches the champ in the neck with a spinning chop.


    Moosehead climbs the turnbuckles and balls up his fist. “You going to count this,” he screams at the fans. They don’t, but Moosehead does as he rains down the blows. “One…two…three…four…five…” Moosehead is interrupted as Bullet comes up under his legs and power bombs Moosehead out of the corner. Jack holds on for the count, but Moosehead kicks out at two. Bullet sits on the mat and is surprised by a running neck snap from behind by Flasher. He pulls Bullet to his feet for a suplex, but Jack slips out, lands behind Mac, hooks his right leg and scores a teardrop suplex.


    Russ: This match isn’t for the title, but it could have huge implications for Hell on Earth. Jack Bullet has declared himself the number one contender, but nobody has confirmed that.
    Razz: Nobody has refuted it either.


    Bullet floats over for the cover, broke up with a boot to the back by Moosehead Jack. Jack pulls the Silver Eagle up by the wrist and whips him into the far ropes. He readies for a clothesline, but Bullet ducks under and hits the opposite ropes. Moosehead turns as Bullet comes at him with a flying crossbody. Moosehead catches Jack, twists him around and finishes with a backbreaker over his overstretch knee. As Moosehead is kneeling, Flasher returns to the fight with a seated dropkick.


    Mac pulls Moosehead up and into a waistlock, but Moosehead reverses and Flasher has an ‘oh crap’ look on his face. Moosehead hits the German Suplex, rolls through into a Dragon Suplex and rolls through a third time for a Straight Jacket Suplex.


    Russ: It’s the Chimera Suplex, a signature move of Moosehead Jack and could end this right now.


    Moosehead holds the bridge for a one…two…Bullet sweeps the legs out from under Moosehead and breaks the bridge. Bullet leaps high from a standing position and hooks Moosehead’s leg for a one…two…he kicks out. Bullet rushes to the near second turnbuckle, judge both downed men and comes off with a fist drop to Flasher. He covers for one…two…Mac kicks out.


    Razz: Bullet calls that the Eagle drop.
    Russ: It’s a fist drop. We’re naming fist drops now.


    Bullet pulls Flasher up by the tights, hooks a facelock and hits a slingshot suplex. He floats over for the cover, which Moosehead breaks up with another kick to the back. Moosehead pulls Jack up in a full nelson and then slams him down out of the move. Moosehead double stomps Flasher’s gut. He drops an elbow and covers for one…two…Mac kicks out.


    Moosehead pulls Flasher up by the wrist and into a short arm clothesline. He drops a knee and covers, but Flasher puts his foot on the near bottom rope. Moosehead pulls the leg off the rope and hooks it. Flasher gets his shoulder up on the second pin attempt. Moosehead, showing some slight frustration, pulls Flasher up again and then just lays into him with a haymaker punch that puts him over the ropes to the floor. The fans pop and Moosehead is smart enough to turn around to that sound. It’s too late as Bullet hits a flying crossbody that sends both of them out to the floor.


    Moosehead Jack has enough presence of mind to land on his feet. Bullet quickly pulls himself up by the apron, but Moosehead hits him with a knee lift. Flasher tries to attack from the side, but Moosehead sidesteps him and Mac runs into Bullet. Moosehead grabs Flasher and whips him into the steel guardrail. He follows with a blind charge that sandwiches Mac into a rail. Moosehead stays up against Flasher for a few moments, then sidesteps again. This allows Bullet to hit the Eagle Splash on Mac against the railing.


    Bullet backs up a step and fires a chop. The crowd ‘woos.’ This serves to wake Flasher up and he fires back a chop to Bullet’s chest. The crowd ‘woos’ again. Mac hits another chop, a third, Jack blocks a fourth and cuts off Flasher with a knee lift. Mac bends over, but fires back with a punch to the gut. He pushes Bullet back to get some space and starts throwing punches. Bullet blocks, pushes Flasher back for some space and starts through punches. This erupts into a big brawl. While the fans scream for this, Moosehead Jack on the other side of the ring rolls underneath the bottom rope as Barros finishes his ring out count. The bell rings.


    ME: Your winner at 28:26 by count out, Moosehead Jack.


    Barros raises Moosehead’s hand and he gives a ‘what you gonna do’ look. The fans boo some, but most are still focused on the brawling Bullet and Flasher who go up the aisle and to break as Mayhem fades for commercial.


    STANK vs. KYLIE MIGNOLIO – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match


    Stank makes his way to the ring, seconded by Zed. Stank steps into the ring while Zed remains at ringside. The OOWF Intercontinental champion Kylie Mignolio is announced, and she comes out from the back and stops at the top of the ramp, and a moment later she is joined by Bridget O’Malley. The two of them head to the ring and Bridget waits in her corner as Kylie steps into the ring and points to all the Josie signs and smiles.


    The bell ring and Stank immediately attacks. Kylie turns the tables quickly and has the big man on the defensive. Kylie backs Stank into the corner and peppers him with chops, slaps and kicks, finishing him off with a stiff kick to the temple. Stank falls to the mat and Kylie quickly scales the ropes and hits a warrior stomp to the back of Stank’s head! She rolls Stank over and covers, but he kicks out at two.


    Kylie continues the advantage, keeping Stank on the mat and working his oft injured knee, trapping him in a figure four. Stank howls in pain and fights his way to the ropes to force the break. The match continues on with Stank fighting back to regain the advantage, only to be cut off by Kylie once again. The end comes when Stank ducks a cross body by Kylie and she hits the ropes awkwardly and falls to the floor. From the outside Zed slides a pair of brass knucks into the ring, sending them well out of Stank’s reach. Bridget immediately jumps onto the apron and points them out to the referee, while he is picking up the knucks and getting Bridget off the apron, Zed grabs Kylie and hits a double underhook piledriver on the floor! Kylie is OUT! Zed rolls her back into the ring and Stank pulls her up, and hits a TRIPLE STANK BOMB! Stank covers, one…….two……THREE!
    WINNER in 35:21 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Stank


    The referee hands Stank the title and Zed comes into the ring to celebrate, they are soon joined by Stan, Matt, Moose, Mai and Shizuru. The crowd, remembering the scene from Wildwood, litters the ring with trash as we fade to black


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    OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#878)
    Live! From Dover, Delaware
    September 12, 2018


    BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE DARLINGS


    The Darlings are announced and their elaborate entrance begins. The crowd cheers them halfheartedly. Alex and Alexis wait in their corner while “Insane in the Brain” plays and BFE makes their way to the ring. The boys get a HUGE pop from the crowd as they, and Eliie May make their way down the ramp. Justin and Bill step into the ring and the referee calls for the bell.


    Lexie and Justin start things off, they feel one another out for a moment, then Justin takes Lexie to the mat with a snapmare, she gets right to her feet and ducks a spinning heel kick from Justin, then grabs him and throws him to the ropes and tries a hiptoss on the rebound, but Justin flips out of it and takes Lexie to the mat with an armdrag. Lexie is quickly back to her feet into a neutral corner, Justin charges, but Lexie moves and Justin slams chest first into the turnbuckle and staggers backward. Lexie makes the quick tag to Alex, then lifts Justin from behind, Alex races down the apron and climbs the ropes, leaps and he hits Justin with a flying knee to the face. Justin spins to the mat and lands hard, Alex covers, but Justin kicks out at two.


    The Darlings take over and Justin plays the part of Ricky Morton for the next few minutes, being beaten into a find powder by the Darlings. Justin gets a brief comeback on Alex when Alex tries a superplex, Justin fights free and headbutts Alex until he falls to the match. Justin climbs to the top rope and is going to try a warrior stomp, but Alexis runs down the apron and grabs his leg, causing him to fall and crotch himself on the top rope. Alex gets back to his feet and hits the suplerplex, then rolls through to his feet and makes an arrogant one foot cover. Justin rolls his shoulder at two and Alex just smirks.


    The assault continues some more until Justin frees himself from a double team by clotheslining Alex over the top rope and catching Lexie – the legal Darling – with a STUNNER! Alexis hits the mat and Justin slowly, painfully and with the crowd roaring their support, crawls across the mat and finally makes the tag to Bill!


    The place blows as Bill comes into the ring and grabs Alexis and sends her to the ropes and hits a big back body drop. Alex comes back into the ring and gets a back body drop of his own. Bill grabs the Darlings, DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Alex falls back out of the ring while Lexie staggers around in a daze. Bill climbs the ropes and hits the MASON DIXON LINE, he grabs Lexie to pull her to her feet and she hits a low blow and rolls Bill into an inside cradle, one…..two…….NO! Justin runs in and rolls it the other way, one…..two……NO! Lexie kicks out! They break, and as both spin to their feet, Lexie rakes Bills eyes and tries to lift him for a DARLING DRIVER, but Bill slips off her shoulders and grabs her from behind in the CUYLER CLUTCH! Bill falls to the mat, trapping Alexis in the hold, Alex charges into the ring, but Jusin flies in from seemingly nowhere and catches Alex with a HURRACARANA! Alex falls out of the ring and Justin leaps over the top rope, landing on Alex and keeping him out of the ring. Alexis is trying for the ropes, but Bill cinches in the move a little harder, and Lexie fades! The referee calls for the bell, this one is over!
    WINNERS in 17:11 – Banned From Everywhere


    After the match Justin and Bill celebrate, but the Darlings aren’t done. Alex slides back into the ring with a chair and SLAMS it across the back of Justin and Bill’s heads! The crowd boos as BFE lies on the mat. Alex helps his sister up and she grabs Justin while Alex grabs Bill and they each hit Darling Drivers! They stand over the prone BFE and celebrate as the crowd rains boos down on them. EMT’s hit the ring to check on Bill and Justin, Alex and Alexis just turn their noses up at the whole situation and walk away.


    MAI MUYO vs. ECOSYSTEM


    Eco’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring, the fans are coming around on him and a “CEO! CEO!” chant starts. Juni waves to the crowd, then paces the ring like a wild animal. He stops dead in his tracks when “Scarecrow” plays. Eco stares up the ramp, then quickly checks the crowd expecting Moose to attack. The crowd starts to boo, and we see why. Mai comes out to the top of the ramp, wearing Moose’s leather jacket, standing with her arms spread in the Christ pose. Mai slowly makes her way to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope and slumps in the corner. Juni just stares at his sister, stunned.


    The bell rings and Mai gets to her feet and walks to the middle of the ring and looks dead in her brother’s eyes, then slaps the taste out of his mouth. Eco just stares at her, so she does it again. Eco glares at his sister, so one more time right across the face. This time Eco slaps his sister across the face, and the crowd ERUPTS. Eco and Mai go at it, hammering one another with punches and kicks, then rolling around on the mat trading more punches.


    The match spills out of the ring and the two of them brawl around ringside with neither keeping the advantage for long. At one point Mai tries to suplex Eco onto the Finnish announce table, but Eco blocks it and backdrops Mai onto the table, then climbs the ropes and hits a flying elbow that DRIVES Mai through the table! Eco pulls Mai up and rolls her into the ring and covers, but Mai kicks out at two.


    The end comes when Eco tries to whip Mai from one corner to the other, but it appears she rolls her ankle! Mai collapses to the mat and grabs her right ankle in pain. If you remember correctly, Mai’s ankles are her Achilles thanks to her brother breaking both of them. Mai wails in pain and Eco immediately stops the attack and a look of pure concern crosses his face. He walks over to check on Mai, pushing the referee away. As he gets close, Mai NAILS him with a LOW BLOW and immediately kips to her feet! The crowd boos the holy shit out of this. Mai grabs Eco and hits the ENDGAME! Mai covers, one…..two…….THREE!
    WINNER in 20:08 – Mai Muyo


    Mai bails out of the ring as Eco gets to his knees, holding the family jewels and looking a mix of devastated and angry. Mai smirks and slowly backs up the ramp. While he is watching Mai, Eco never sees Moose slide into the ring behind him. As Eco stands up and turns around, Moose launches himself and KILLS Eco with a Buisaku knee to the face. Moose grabs Eco and lifts him for a GTSF, but the crowd roars as Fire races to the ring, shoving Mai as she passes, carrying a strap! Fire lands a good shot across Moose’s back causing him to drop Eco and dive out of the ring just as Mai gets there to even the odds. Mai keeps Moose from going back into the ring as he and Fire glare at one another. Eco gets to his feet and keeps Fire from diving over the ropes at Moose


    KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. ZED


    “Hero” by Nickelback draws out Zed – and BRICK~! – to a reaction that wasn’t the cheeriest from Dover’s sect of the OOWF fanbase. BRICK~! is willing to pick verbal fights with just about anyone who will engage while Zed jogs to and rolls into the ring, stretching on the ropes with “Jaded” hitting and Kylie Mignolio appearing to a raucous ovation. Kylie basks in the “JO-SIE! JO-SIE!” chants before heading to the ring, looking Zed in the eye – while standing on the middle rope – before flipping into the ring and saluting her fans.


    “Junior” Hale calls for the bell to start the match as Zed denies Kylie a tie-up, opting to lift and carry her to a corner where he places her in a seated position on the top turnbuckle with little strain. Zed smirks as he turns away, unaware that Kylie is now standing on the top turnbuckle. As Zed turns around, he gets two boots to the face from Kylie’s missile dropkick. Zed rolls out of the ring, but heads back in the second that Kylie follows him. Zed greets the returning Kylie with a knee to the gut and a butterfly suplex that gets 1. Zed stays on the attack with a series of stomps to Kylie’s back and shoulders. Zed then lifts Kylie to a standing position before a lariat gets 1 as Kylie puts her foot on the ropes. Zed pulls Kylie to the center of the ring and gets rolled into a small package that gets 1 before Zed escapes and slams Kylie’s head to the canvas. Hale interjects, citing Zed’s use of Kylie’s hair as enough of a reason to get involved. Zed brushes off Hale’s warning and walks right into a superkick. That’s enough to get Kylie on the offensive with quick-hitting offense that has Zed guessing wrong on where to block or duck or really anything. BRICK~! pulls a woozy Zed from the ring just as Kylie had started to run the ropes for a running knee strike.


    With Zed taking a powder, Kylie starts to get the crowd behind her with a clap that increases its tempo with a few anti-Zed chants spliced in for good measure, all before Kylie teases a tope con hilo. It was convincing enough to send BRICK~! and Zed up the ramp, all while Kylie lay across the top rope and waves mockingly to Zed as Hale’s count hits 5. Zed teases a pair of returns, before requesting that Hale hold Kylie back before reentering the ring. Hale balks at the request, threatening to declare Kylie the winner in about 2 seconds. Zed scrambles into the ring and into a crossbody that gets 2. Zed muscles Kylie into the ropes and chops her in the throat, concealing the impact spot from Hale. That chop is followed by a jab – also to the throat – as Kylie falls to her knees. Zed tosses up a middle finger to Dover’s fans before BRICK~! leads a mock “JO-SIE!” chant, that actually gets some momentum while Zed has Kylie locked in a nerve hold. Kylie tries to fight out before Zed adds his other hand for more leverage on the affected area. Kylie starts to fade with Hale checking for a submission or passout. Hale opts for the three-drop method as Kylie is barely responsive at this point. Getting two drops with relative ease before Kylie’s arm shoots up on the third drop. Zed clamps harder before Kylie fights her way to a knee. Then her feet. Then an elbow to the gut. Then an inadvertent elbow to his groin as he tried to jump out of the way of a second elbow, dropping Zed immediately in a heap.


    Russ: “As accidental as they’ll come, but also as effective as they come. That elbow may swing the tide of this match.”
    Razz: “… To a tainted win for Kylie Mignolio. Zed would be within his right to file a protest if Kylie wins off of that.”


    Hale checks on Zed while BRICK~! jumps onto the apron to express his displeasure in Kylie’s elbow antics. While Kylie is insistent that the elbow was accidental, BRICK~! maintains the argument fiercely for the exact amount of time that it took Zed to stand up and drill Kylie in the back of the head with a discus elbow. Zed falls on top of the dazed Kylie, getting 3 with the assistance of some nearby ropes, despite Kylie’s struggles to get out.


    Your winner (pinfall, 10:58) Zed!


    Zed rolls from the ring, still walking a bit funny from the low blow, but totally well enough to mock Kylie and anyone else within shouting distance. Kylie shows the shaking ropes to Hale, but to no avail as the official won’t even look at the OOWFTron replay of Zed clearly draping his boots across the ropes. Kylie kicks the ropes in frustration, while shouting “THIEF!” at Hale before the feed jumps to Zed and BRICK~! in a mock crying gesture atop the ramp.


    MAC FLASHER & JACK BULLET vs. BEER MONEY


    Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.


    ME: Our next match is a tag team bout. First introducing at a combined weight of 445 pounds and escorted to the ring by the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth; Skurge and SYB, Beer Money.


    “Juliette” by Hollerado plays the two heels to the ring. SYB jaws at the fans and flips them off as they boo. Skurge walks fairly calmly to the ring with Mantooth on his arm.


    ME: And their challengers, introducing first from Des Moines, Iowa, at a weight of 210 pounds; “Silver Eagle” Jack Bullet, Man of Action.


    “Strangehold” by Ted Nugent plays and Bullet emerges from the back in his all black outfit and slicked back hair. The fan reaction for him is plenty strong and positive as he’s facing Beer Money. Bullet gets to the outside ring area and stops. SYB stands on the bottom rope and leans over the top strand jawing at Bullet. Jack points at SYB and tells him he’ll get his.


    ME: And his partner, weighing in at 225 pounds from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he is the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Mac Flasher.


    The crowd pops huge for Flasher, who slaps hands on his way to the ring as “I Get Wet” by Andrew W.K. plays. He stops at ringside and stands next to Bullet. They turn and face each other. The crowd calms. Flasher extends a hand to Bullet. It hangs in the air a moment. Bullet then takes it and gives it one firm shake. The crowd roars.


    Russ: There you have it, the World Champion and his most likely challenger at Hell on Earth on the same page, at least for tonight against Beer Money.
    Razz: This is hardly the Mega Powers we’re talking about here.


    Bullet gestures for Flasher to start, but Mac insists that Jack goes in. He bows graciously and takes the ring against Skurge. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell. Skurge and Bullet lockup in the middle of the ring.


    Skurge uses his height and weight advantage to shove Bullet out of the lockup and down to the canvas. Jack rolls backwards, up to his feet and into the ropes. He runs toward Skurge, who tries a clothesline, but Jack runs under his outstretched arm. Bullet hits the opposite ropes and comes off with a flying crossbody. Skurge catches Jack, and drops him across the knee for a backbreaker.


    He holds onto Bullet, stands, slings Jack over his shoulder and runs to the corner for a Snake Eyes. Bullet slides off Skurge’s shoulder and he posts himself. Skurge bounces out of the corner and Jack collars him from behind on the run. He tries to turn Skurge around for a tornado bulldog, but Skurge controls, drops Jack with a reverse atomic drop and then takes him down with a standing clothesline to the back of the head.


    Skurge reaches over and tags SYB. SYB vaults into the ring over the top rope, but almost trips. He drops onto Bullet for a cover. He kicks out at two. SYB paint brushes Bullet with slaps. Jack pushes SYB off, he scurries to his corner and tags Skurge again. Bullet scoots across the ring and Skurge stalks forward, but not before a tag to Flasher for a loud pop from the crowd.


    Russ: We’re seeing a lot of the usual from Beer Money. While they’re a longtime tag team, one shouldn’t forget this isn’t the first time Flasher and Bullet have been partners.
    Razz: A cup of coffee as a tag team means nothing to the long-haul buffet chow down of tag teaming Beer Money has under their belts. And let’s not forget the leadership of the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth.


    Flasher and Skurge lockup and the champ is able to give Skurge a little bit more to deal with than Bullet in the size and strength department. As Skurge starts to lose the matchup, he rolls his left shoulder into Mac to close the gap and fires a knee to the gut. Flasher doubles over. Skurge hooks Mac up and suplexes him. Skurge holds Flasher up for as long as he can and then falls backwards. He pulls Mac up, hooks him by the waist, flips him up and tosses him casually into the near corner for a turnbuckle bomb. Flasher slumps there. Skurge rushes in with a back elbow. Mac slumps further. Skurge tags out to SYB.


    SYB runs into Flasher and lays into him with a flurry of kicks and punches that don’t seem to be doing much damage. Flasher shoves SYB to get him away. SYB falls to the mat, flops like a fish and tags Skurge. He comes in with his hands up high for a double axe handle. Mac drops to one knee and punches Skurge in the gut. Skurge doubles up. Flasher follows with a rising knee lift to the face. He locks in an armbar and pulls Skurge over to his corner. Flasher tags Bullet. Jack climbs to the top rope and comes in with a double axe handle to the outstretched arm. Flasher takes the apron as Bullet works an arm wringer.


    Russ: Amazing tag team work by Bullet and Flasher.
    Razz: Yay, they can perform an introductory move out of the Hart Foundation playbook. Give them a gold star.


    Bullet presses Skurge into the ropes and slings him off to the opposite strands. Jack tries a dropkick, but Skurge holds onto the ropes with his arms and Jack whiffs. Bullet tries to get to his feet fast, but Skurge lunges forward with a big boot to the face. Skurge tags SYB, picks him up over the top, presses him over his head and then drops him on top of Bullet with a splash. One…two…Bullet kicks out. Hale tells Skurge to get out of the ring and, while doing that, SYB pokes a thumb in Bullet’s eye for a chorus of boos.


    Russ: If it wasn’t for cheap tactics, SYB wouldn’t have any moves at all.
    Razz: Whatever gets the win, gets the win.


    Hale comes back over to SYB, who complains about Bullet pulling his hair, even though, Jack is rolling around on the mat covering his eye. Jack rolls near the ropes. SYB takes the top rope in his hands and lays in the kicks to Jack. Hale tells SYB to get off the ropes and he complains of hair pulling again, even though Bullet is laying on the mat.


    SYB pulls Jack up and across the ropes. He chops him very weakly. He awaits a ‘woo’ from the crowd that doesn’t come. Bullet fires back with a chop that does get a ‘woo’ and a Marty Jannetty flip sale from SYB. SYB backs away, begs off and complains about hair pulling again. Bullet stands over him with a balled up fist. Hale tries to get in between the two, allowing Skurge to come in and drill Bullet from behind.


    Flasher enters and SYB points and yells. Hale gets to the champ and tells him to take the apron. SYB slaps his hands together to sound like a tag and then takes the apron while Skurge stomps away on Bullet.


    Razz: Now that is some amazing, classic tag team wrestling right there.
    Russ: For everything SYB might lack as a wrestler, he more than makes up for as a master manipulator and cheap shot artist.
    Razz: He would probably take that as a compliment.


    Skurge picks Bullet by the waist and falls back with a backdrop suplex. He pulls Bullet up and onto his shoulder. He tries for the Snake Eyes again, this time walking slowly to the corner to make sure he still has Jack in control. Skurge drops him into the top turnbuckle. He grabs Bullet around the waist as he bounces back. In one crisp motion, he slings Bullet over and down with a German suplex. He bridges for a pin attempt, but can’t hold it. They fall to the side.


    However, Skurge keeps hold of the waistlock and brings Bullet up by it. He tries to struggle out. SYB climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off sloppily with a double axe handle to Bullet’s head. Hale tells him to get back. SYB points and yells that Flasher is coming in. Hale turns and sees Mac standing on the apron. SYB kneels and punches Jack in the groin. Skurge lets Bullet fall to the mat. SYB takes the apron, asks for the legal tag and gets it.


    Russ: There is no denying that Beer Money is taking over this encounter and is firmly in the driver’s seat.
    Razz: Again, classic tag team wrestling. Isolate one man and make him pay for it…in his balls.


    SYB drives several knees to Bullet’s back. He covers for two. He pulls Bullet up, measures him and hits a standing dropkick. Jack goes down. SYB celebrates like he won the Super Bowl. Skurge and Mantooth clap in appreciation. SYB tags back out. Skurge returns with a fist drop. He pulls Bullet up and goes for the Executioner Cobra Clutch. Before locking it in, Bullet pulls Skurge to the near corner, runs up it and flips over Skurge’s back. He pushes Skurge into the corner and slings him back with an O’Connor Roll for a pin attempt. Skurge easily kicks out and makes his feet first.


    He kicks Bullet to keep him down, then drops a knee. He pulls Jack up, spins him upside down and drops him with a shoulder breaker. He pulls Bullet up and fires him into the ropes. Jack ducks a clothesline, comes off the other side and goes for a vertical splash. Skurge goes low to take Bullet around the waist and drops him over the top ropes with a hotshot. Bullet falls to the mat holding his throat. Skurge pulls Jack up with his head under his arm and scores a swinging neckbreaker. He covers, but Jack gets his foot on the ropes after two.


    Russ: Jack Bullet is really taking a beating and needs to tag his partner.
    Razz: And SYB could go to the back and start sipping the champagne while Skurge finishes this up.


    Skurge pulls Bullet up and has him around the waist while facing the opposite direction. He nails a gutwrench suplex. This throws Jack into the heel corner and Skurge tags SYB again. SYB scurries into the ring and on top of Bullet for a series of punches and knees. He covers for two. He covers for two again. SYB is frustrated. He leans over to tag Skurge…but finds he’s finger tips away. Jack has him by the trunks and rolls him over for a pin. The crowd pops, but Bullet can’t hold on and SYB kicks out. However, Bullet falls backwards out of the kickout into his corner and tags Flasher. The crowd goes nuclear.


    Flasher runs in, picks up SYB and throws him into the ropes. He comes off and into a power slam. Skurge rushes in and straight into a belly to belly suplex that sends him skidding across the mat to the floor. Mac picks up SYB and lifts him straight up into the air. While holding the light man with one arm, he tags Jack Bullet. Bullet comes off the top rope and spikes the Flash Drive. Bullet readies for Skurge to come in just in case as Hale counts the one, two, three.
    ME: Your winners at 10:32, Mac Flasher and Jack Bullet.


    Russ: That is great to see…
    Razz: Says you.
    Russ: I mean two men who are destined to collide for the world title at some point, coming together to get the job done here tonight against the established team of Beer Money.


    Bullet takes Flasher’s arm and raises it in victory. The crowd cheers. SYB rolls to the floor and Mantooth checks on her guys as we fade to break.


    SHIZURU vs. GHOSTHEAD – Street Fight


    Shizuru is announced first and………nothing. He is announced a second time, and also nothing. The camera cuts to the back and we see Shizuru carrying his bag toward the car with Shannon following. They get to his car and Shizuru pops the trunk and throws his bag in, then turns and looks at Shannon


    Shannon: You’re doing the right thing, Ghost is a maniac, you are a champion, you should never have been forced into this match.
    Shizuru: Shizuru is no coward…..
    Shannon: You’re not a coward baby. you are a champion, and whoever says it is cowardly to avoid getting killed is a fool
    Shizuru: I am so glad to hear you say that……….Shizuru forgot onslaught championship in Destroyitarium, could you………
    Shannon: Of course baby


    She kisses him on the cheek and takes off back toward the arena. Shizuru stands there for a moment watching her go, and absentmindedly shuts the trunk of the car. We see Ghosthead standing there, Shizuru has not. He turns to head to the drivers side and sees Ghost. Ghost, who now has a chair, brings the chair down HARD on Shizuru’s head, Shizuru hits the ground and barely moves. Ghost stands over him, then pulls him to his feet and hits the LAST NAIL sending Shizuru’s head into the glass! The shield spiderwebs and when Ghost pulls Shizuru’s head back, he is bleeding horribly.


    We cut to Shannon, as she comes out of the Destroyitarium with the onslaught championship. The camera follows her back to the parking lot, and we see her stop and stare. The camera pans around and we see Shizuru lying on his back on the car, bleeding from seemingly everywhere. Ghost is sitting on the roof of the car in full lotus, seemingly deep in meditation


    GH: I wanted you to see this
    SM: This is meant to scare me?
    GH: Don’t be foolish. This is meant to show you that you made the wrong choice



    WINNER in 6:44 – Ghosthead


    Ghost gets off the car as medics rush in to check on Shizuru. Ghost walks up to Shannon and stares at her stoically


    SM: Husband, if that is the message you send, you still don’t understand the problem


    Shannon walks over to Shizuru and comforts him. Ghost takes a deep breath and heads to the back.


    MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. FIREWOMAN – Strap Match


    Russ: So, for those of you who don’t have the OOWF News Ap, or OOWFtv (only $6.66 a month!) you may not know that there was a huge backstage altercation between Moosehead Jack and Firewoman just before the show. Now, I know a fight between the Quinns is barely news anymore, but this one was something completely different
    Razz: Was it a dispute over which of them is more disturbed in the head?
    Russ: No, this was about who enters the ring…….last
    Razz: WHAT?
    Russ: Evidently, the Quinns are the only people to figure that whoever enters the ring last for a strap match is at a disadvantage because they are vulnerable to attack as they step into the ring
    Razz: Well, aren’t they supposed to be strapped together and touch all four corners?
    Russ: That is traditionally how a strap match goes, but the higher ups figured there was no way Fire or Moose were going to follow that many rules anyway
    Razz: So…….they just both have straps?
    Russ: Yes
    Razz: And someone thought this was a GOOD idea?
    Russ: Yes. So now, they will each come to the ring and wait outside the ring. As soon as the bell rings, they can enter the ring and the match begins.


    So, both are announced and come out, they glare at one another from across the ring. The bell rings and both dart into the ring, Fire, being a little younger and having taken the last 3 years off, is a little faster and brings the strap down across Moose’s head as he gets into the ring. Moose howls in pain and swings his strap and catches Fire right across the ribs. This quickly turns into a hockey fight, only with leather straps, as the siblings take turn whipping the ever loving shit out of one another, with neither taking a step back. They are already both bleeding from welts. Moose stops swinging for a moment and catches Fire with a left hook, then wraps his strap around his wrist. Fire, staggered a step by the shot to the jaw, does the same and they go at one another again throwing punches, and soon enough both are busted open.


    Razz: This is……….I am a little uncomfortable with this
    Russ: There is a lot of pent up frustration coming out here, I would guess this would have made Dr. Freedman a WHOLE lot of money


    The fight spills out of the ring and the two hit one another with everything nailed down. Both of them crash through tables and get slammed to the floor repeatedly. It’s not that they are no-selling each others stuff, it’s just……neither will allow themselves to show they are in pain.


    Russ: They’re going to kill one another!
    Razz: Well, this is not exactly Blood Pond


    As Razz says that, Moose slams Fire face first into the ring post, she staggers backward and Moose charges for a buisaku knee, but Fire falls and Moose clips the top of the guardrail and flips over and lands face first onto the concrete floor. Fire reaches over the guardrail to pull Moose up and Mai races to the ring and grabs a strap from the floor and NAILS Fire right across the back! Fire howls in pain and turns around to face Mai and nearly gets her head kicked off. Mai tries to whip Fire into the apron, but Fire springs to the apron then turns and dives on Mai and the two of them start throwing punches. Moose starts to climb over the guardrail when Eco races down the ramp and tackles Moose just as he clears the guardrail and they begin to fight. The referee has no choice, he waves to the back and calls the match.
    WINNER – No Contest in 22:11


    The locker room empties as people try to pull Eco and Fire off of Moose and Mai. It takes Lucas picking Fire up and carrying her part way up the ramp before the situation is at least partially defused. Mai grabs a chair and throws it at her brother, clipping his shoulder. The fight starts again for a moment before the four are finally pulled apart and ushered to the back.


    THE BRISCOES vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match


    The Delaware crowd goes crazy as "Gimme Back My Bullets" plays and local boys The Briscoe Brothers make their way to the ring. They warm up as "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" brings out your OOWF Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton. Matt and Stan hand their Championships to the referee as Mike Elevenbee starts the big match introductions.


    ME: This match is for the OOWF World Tag Team Championships. Introducing first the challengers: Standing 6'1 and weighing 231 pounds from Laurel Delaware Jay Briscoe! And his tag team partner also from Laurel Delaware 6'0 and 229 pounds Mark Briscoe! (Big pop from the crowd)


    And introducing their opponents, the reigning and defending OOWF World Tag Team Champions. Standing 6'5 and weighing 225 pounds, hailing from Green Bay Wisconsin Matt Folz! And his tag team partner 5'11 and 367 pounds from Duluth Minnesota (Did I get it right this time partner? ) Stan "The Crusher" Fulton.



    Matt and Jay start out, and Jay gets the early advantage. Matt backs into a neutral corner and Jay hesitates, which allows Stan to come in with a cheap shot from behind. This brings Mark in and he and Stan begin to brawl. While the referee is trying to get them out of the ring Matt pulls something out of his tights and nails Jay with a big right hand. Matt throws the brass knuckles out of the ring and covers as the referee turns around. 1...2...3.


    Winners (Pinfall, :25) and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton


    The crowd boos the hell out of this but the referee's decision is final. Matt smirks as he grabs a microphone.


    Matt: Work smarter not harder, isn't that right Eco? (Laughing) You've failed at every opportunity to get these Championships off us. Texpress couldn't do it, Beer Money can't do it, Banned From Everywhere can't. The Darlings? Don't make me laugh. I'll tell you what Eco, next week you pick any two people in the history of this company, it doesn't matter who. We'll issue an open challenge and kick their ass just like everyone else. We'll keep these belts for as damn well long as we want to.


    BRIDGET O’MALLEY vs. STANK – OOWF Intercontinental Title Match


    Bridget enters the ring, many cheers for the underdog. Stank makes his entrance as well, with the boos. He holds his IC Belt high, out of Bridget's reach, punctuating the symbolism with a statement telling Bridget she's reach above her weight class...which is kind of hilarious, when you think about it. We don't have time for that, though, as the referee goes through the motions and calls for the bell.


    Stank has the early advantage and uses it, attempt to plant Bridget multiple times through the canvas, but each time she bounces back up and rushes him again. She dodges the latest attempt at a powerbomb and gets to work on Stank's knees with muay thai kicks. This does stagger the big man a bit, and allows Bridget to get some more offense in. She kicks him the gut and follows up with driving elbows getting him back into the corner. Once she gets him there, she basically unleashes any and all frustration on him. It's about all he can do to keep his hands up to block most of them, but she lands a few. The referee admonishes her about closed fists, and then begins the 5-count. Bridget stops at the 3-mark, and turns to argue at the referee, giving Stank his chance. Which he takes, shoving Bridget hard across the ring and into the far corner and follows up with one corner splash. He runs a lap and then comes in for a second corner splash, and that crumbles Bridget even more. He goes for the third time, but three strikes and Stank is out, as Bridget dodges at the last minute and Stank meets the ringpost with his sternum. He clutches his chest and Bridget capitalizes by leaping up and...BACKSTABBER~! Stank doesn't know whether to clutch his chest or his back, and Bridget sweeps a leg and takes him down. She makes the cover, one, two...NO~! Stank powers out of that one. Stank gets to his feet and armdrags Bridget like a rag doll. He grabs her by the back of the head, and SHITFACED~! He also goes for the pin and one, two...NO~! Bridget will not go quietly. Stank stands and pulls Bridget to her feet and nails her with a hockey punch. Bridget reels but then follows up with one of her own. They exchange punches for a bit (with the crowd yelling "Yay" and "Boo" as appropriate)


    Russ: Bridget is digging deep into her shoot-fighting repertoire.
    Razz: She'll have to, to defeat the champ.


    Bridget is indeed digging deep, as she ducks a right hook, and grabs the hand, twisting Stank's arm behind him and locking it in place. She steps the foot in front and drives him down to the mat, holding his arm. She flips over into a bridge and holds it there. A BRIDGING CHICKENWING~! that totally needs a name! Stank did not have this scouted, and sooner than he'd like...he has to tap.
    WINNER in 37:41 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion – Bridget O’Malley


    The referee hands Bridget the title and she celebrates. She doesn’t get to celebrate for long as Zed hits the ring and attacks her from behind! Zed pulls her up and hits a PILEDRIVER! Stank gets to his feet and they put the boots to Bridget for a bit before Kylie races to the ring with a chair and cleans house. Zed and Stank beat a hasty retreat up the ramp, while Kylie checks on Bridget. After a few minutes, Bridget gets to her feet, holding her neck. Kylie picks up the intercontinental title, a title she held just two weeks ago, and gives it a good long look before handing it to her friend and raising her arm in victory. The crowd pops big for this, and we fade to black.


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    OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#878)
    Live! From Dover, Delaware
    September 12, 2018


    BANNED FROM EVERYWHERE vs. THE DARLINGS


    The Darlings are announced and their elaborate entrance begins. The crowd cheers them halfheartedly. Alex and Alexis wait in their corner while ?Insane in the Brain? plays and BFE makes their way to the ring. The boys get a HUGE pop from the crowd as they, and Eliie May make their way down the ramp. Justin and Bill step into the ring and the referee calls for the bell.


    Lexie and Justin start things off, they feel one another out for a moment, then Justin takes Lexie to the mat with a snapmare, she gets right to her feet and ducks a spinning heel kick from Justin, then grabs him and throws him to the ropes and tries a hiptoss on the rebound, but Justin flips out of it and takes Lexie to the mat with an armdrag. Lexie is quickly back to her feet into a neutral corner, Justin charges, but Lexie moves and Justin slams chest first into the turnbuckle and staggers backward. Lexie makes the quick tag to Alex, then lifts Justin from behind, Alex races down the apron and climbs the ropes, leaps and he hits Justin with a flying knee to the face. Justin spins to the mat and lands hard, Alex covers, but Justin kicks out at two.


    The Darlings take over and Justin plays the part of Ricky Morton for the next few minutes, being beaten into a find powder by the Darlings. Justin gets a brief comeback on Alex when Alex tries a superplex, Justin fights free and headbutts Alex until he falls to the match. Justin climbs to the top rope and is going to try a warrior stomp, but Alexis runs down the apron and grabs his leg, causing him to fall and crotch himself on the top rope. Alex gets back to his feet and hits the suplerplex, then rolls through to his feet and makes an arrogant one foot cover. Justin rolls his shoulder at two and Alex just smirks.


    The assault continues some more until Justin frees himself from a double team by clotheslining Alex over the top rope and catching Lexie ? the legal Darling ? with a STUNNER! Alexis hits the mat and Justin slowly, painfully and with the crowd roaring their support, crawls across the mat and finally makes the tag to Bill!


    The place blows as Bill comes into the ring and grabs Alexis and sends her to the ropes and hits a big back body drop. Alex comes back into the ring and gets a back body drop of his own. Bill grabs the Darlings, DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER! Alex falls back out of the ring while Lexie staggers around in a daze. Bill climbs the ropes and hits the MASON DIXON LINE, he grabs Lexie to pull her to her feet and she hits a low blow and rolls Bill into an inside cradle, one?..two??.NO! Justin runs in and rolls it the other way, one?..two??NO! Lexie kicks out! They break, and as both spin to their feet, Lexie rakes Bills eyes and tries to lift him for a DARLING DRIVER, but Bill slips off her shoulders and grabs her from behind in the CUYLER CLUTCH! Bill falls to the mat, trapping Alexis in the hold, Alex charges into the ring, but Jusin flies in from seemingly nowhere and catches Alex with a HURRACARANA! Alex falls out of the ring and Justin leaps over the top rope, landing on Alex and keeping him out of the ring. Alexis is trying for the ropes, but Bill cinches in the move a little harder, and Lexie fades! The referee calls for the bell, this one is over!
    WINNERS in 17:11 ? Banned From Everywhere


    After the match Justin and Bill celebrate, but the Darlings aren?t done. Alex slides back into the ring with a chair and SLAMS it across the back of Justin and Bill?s heads! The crowd boos as BFE lies on the mat. Alex helps his sister up and she grabs Justin while Alex grabs Bill and they each hit Darling Drivers! They stand over the prone BFE and celebrate as the crowd rains boos down on them. EMT?s hit the ring to check on Bill and Justin, Alex and Alexis just turn their noses up at the whole situation and walk away.


    MAI MUYO vs. ECOSYSTEM


    Eco?s music hits and he makes his way to the ring, the fans are coming around on him and a ?CEO! CEO!? chant starts. Juni waves to the crowd, then paces the ring like a wild animal. He stops dead in his tracks when ?Scarecrow? plays. Eco stares up the ramp, then quickly checks the crowd expecting Moose to attack. The crowd starts to boo, and we see why. Mai comes out to the top of the ramp, wearing Moose?s leather jacket, standing with her arms spread in the Christ pose. Mai slowly makes her way to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope and slumps in the corner. Juni just stares at his sister, stunned.


    The bell rings and Mai gets to her feet and walks to the middle of the ring and looks dead in her brother?s eyes, then slaps the taste out of his mouth. Eco just stares at her, so she does it again. Eco glares at his sister, so one more time right across the face. This time Eco slaps his sister across the face, and the crowd ERUPTS. Eco and Mai go at it, hammering one another with punches and kicks, then rolling around on the mat trading more punches.


    The match spills out of the ring and the two of them brawl around ringside with neither keeping the advantage for long. At one point Mai tries to suplex Eco onto the Finnish announce table, but Eco blocks it and backdrops Mai onto the table, then climbs the ropes and hits a flying elbow that DRIVES Mai through the table! Eco pulls Mai up and rolls her into the ring and covers, but Mai kicks out at two.


    The end comes when Eco tries to whip Mai from one corner to the other, but it appears she rolls her ankle! Mai collapses to the mat and grabs her right ankle in pain. If you remember correctly, Mai?s ankles are her Achilles thanks to her brother breaking both of them. Mai wails in pain and Eco immediately stops the attack and a look of pure concern crosses his face. He walks over to check on Mai, pushing the referee away. As he gets close, Mai NAILS him with a LOW BLOW and immediately kips to her feet! The crowd boos the holy shit out of this. Mai grabs Eco and hits the ENDGAME! Mai covers, one?..two??.THREE!
    WINNER in 20:08 ? Mai Muyo


    Mai bails out of the ring as Eco gets to his knees, holding the family jewels and looking a mix of devastated and angry. Mai smirks and slowly backs up the ramp. While he is watching Mai, Eco never sees Moose slide into the ring behind him. As Eco stands up and turns around, Moose launches himself and KILLS Eco with a Buisaku knee to the face. Moose grabs Eco and lifts him for a GTSF, but the crowd roars as Fire races to the ring, shoving Mai as she passes, carrying a strap! Fire lands a good shot across Moose?s back causing him to drop Eco and dive out of the ring just as Mai gets there to even the odds. Mai keeps Moose from going back into the ring as he and Fire glare at one another. Eco gets to his feet and keeps Fire from diving over the ropes at Moose


    KYLIE MIGNOLIO vs. ZED


    ?Hero? by Nickelback draws out Zed ? and BRICK~! ? to a reaction that wasn?t the cheeriest from Dover?s sect of the OOWF fanbase. BRICK~! is willing to pick verbal fights with just about anyone who will engage while Zed jogs to and rolls into the ring, stretching on the ropes with ?Jaded? hitting and Kylie Mignolio appearing to a raucous ovation. Kylie basks in the ?JO-SIE! JO-SIE!? chants before heading to the ring, looking Zed in the eye ? while standing on the middle rope ? before flipping into the ring and saluting her fans.


    ?Junior? Hale calls for the bell to start the match as Zed denies Kylie a tie-up, opting to lift and carry her to a corner where he places her in a seated position on the top turnbuckle with little strain. Zed smirks as he turns away, unaware that Kylie is now standing on the top turnbuckle. As Zed turns around, he gets two boots to the face from Kylie?s missile dropkick. Zed rolls out of the ring, but heads back in the second that Kylie follows him. Zed greets the returning Kylie with a knee to the gut and a butterfly suplex that gets 1. Zed stays on the attack with a series of stomps to Kylie?s back and shoulders. Zed then lifts Kylie to a standing position before a lariat gets 1 as Kylie puts her foot on the ropes. Zed pulls Kylie to the center of the ring and gets rolled into a small package that gets 1 before Zed escapes and slams Kylie?s head to the canvas. Hale interjects, citing Zed?s use of Kylie?s hair as enough of a reason to get involved. Zed brushes off Hale?s warning and walks right into a superkick. That?s enough to get Kylie on the offensive with quick-hitting offense that has Zed guessing wrong on where to block or duck or really anything. BRICK~! pulls a woozy Zed from the ring just as Kylie had started to run the ropes for a running knee strike.


    With Zed taking a powder, Kylie starts to get the crowd behind her with a clap that increases its tempo with a few anti-Zed chants spliced in for good measure, all before Kylie teases a tope con hilo. It was convincing enough to send BRICK~! and Zed up the ramp, all while Kylie lay across the top rope and waves mockingly to Zed as Hale?s count hits 5. Zed teases a pair of returns, before requesting that Hale hold Kylie back before reentering the ring. Hale balks at the request, threatening to declare Kylie the winner in about 2 seconds. Zed scrambles into the ring and into a crossbody that gets 2. Zed muscles Kylie into the ropes and chops her in the throat, concealing the impact spot from Hale. That chop is followed by a jab ? also to the throat ? as Kylie falls to her knees. Zed tosses up a middle finger to Dover?s fans before BRICK~! leads a mock ?JO-SIE!? chant, that actually gets some momentum while Zed has Kylie locked in a nerve hold. Kylie tries to fight out before Zed adds his other hand for more leverage on the affected area. Kylie starts to fade with Hale checking for a submission or passout. Hale opts for the three-drop method as Kylie is barely responsive at this point. Getting two drops with relative ease before Kylie?s arm shoots up on the third drop. Zed clamps harder before Kylie fights her way to a knee. Then her feet. Then an elbow to the gut. Then an inadvertent elbow to his groin as he tried to jump out of the way of a second elbow, dropping Zed immediately in a heap.


    Russ: ?As accidental as they?ll come, but also as effective as they come. That elbow may swing the tide of this match.?
    Razz: ?? To a tainted win for Kylie Mignolio. Zed would be within his right to file a protest if Kylie wins off of that.?


    Hale checks on Zed while BRICK~! jumps onto the apron to express his displeasure in Kylie?s elbow antics. While Kylie is insistent that the elbow was accidental, BRICK~! maintains the argument fiercely for the exact amount of time that it took Zed to stand up and drill Kylie in the back of the head with a discus elbow. Zed falls on top of the dazed Kylie, getting 3 with the assistance of some nearby ropes, despite Kylie?s struggles to get out.


    Your winner (pinfall, 10:58) Zed!


    Zed rolls from the ring, still walking a bit funny from the low blow, but totally well enough to mock Kylie and anyone else within shouting distance. Kylie shows the shaking ropes to Hale, but to no avail as the official won?t even look at the OOWFTron replay of Zed clearly draping his boots across the ropes. Kylie kicks the ropes in frustration, while shouting ?THIEF!? at Hale before the feed jumps to Zed and BRICK~! in a mock crying gesture atop the ramp.


    MAC FLASHER & JACK BULLET vs. BEER MONEY


    Mike Elevenbee stands in the ring with a general crowd noise behind him.


    ME: Our next match is a tag team bout. First introducing at a combined weight of 445 pounds and escorted to the ring by the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth; Skurge and SYB, Beer Money.


    ?Juliette? by Hollerado plays the two heels to the ring. SYB jaws at the fans and flips them off as they boo. Skurge walks fairly calmly to the ring with Mantooth on his arm.


    ME: And their challengers, introducing first from Des Moines, Iowa, at a weight of 210 pounds; ?Silver Eagle? Jack Bullet, Man of Action.


    ?Strangehold? by Ted Nugent plays and Bullet emerges from the back in his all black outfit and slicked back hair. The fan reaction for him is plenty strong and positive as he?s facing Beer Money. Bullet gets to the outside ring area and stops. SYB stands on the bottom rope and leans over the top strand jawing at Bullet. Jack points at SYB and tells him he?ll get his.


    ME: And his partner, weighing in at 225 pounds from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he is the OOWF World Heavyweight Champion, Mac Flasher.


    The crowd pops huge for Flasher, who slaps hands on his way to the ring as ?I Get Wet? by Andrew W.K. plays. He stops at ringside and stands next to Bullet. They turn and face each other. The crowd calms. Flasher extends a hand to Bullet. It hangs in the air a moment. Bullet then takes it and gives it one firm shake. The crowd roars.


    Russ: There you have it, the World Champion and his most likely challenger at Hell on Earth on the same page, at least for tonight against Beer Money.
    Razz: This is hardly the Mega Powers we?re talking about here.


    Bullet gestures for Flasher to start, but Mac insists that Jack goes in. He bows graciously and takes the ring against Skurge. Referee Junior Hale calls for the bell. Skurge and Bullet lockup in the middle of the ring.


    Skurge uses his height and weight advantage to shove Bullet out of the lockup and down to the canvas. Jack rolls backwards, up to his feet and into the ropes. He runs toward Skurge, who tries a clothesline, but Jack runs under his outstretched arm. Bullet hits the opposite ropes and comes off with a flying crossbody. Skurge catches Jack, and drops him across the knee for a backbreaker.


    He holds onto Bullet, stands, slings Jack over his shoulder and runs to the corner for a Snake Eyes. Bullet slides off Skurge?s shoulder and he posts himself. Skurge bounces out of the corner and Jack collars him from behind on the run. He tries to turn Skurge around for a tornado bulldog, but Skurge controls, drops Jack with a reverse atomic drop and then takes him down with a standing clothesline to the back of the head.


    Skurge reaches over and tags SYB. SYB vaults into the ring over the top rope, but almost trips. He drops onto Bullet for a cover. He kicks out at two. SYB paint brushes Bullet with slaps. Jack pushes SYB off, he scurries to his corner and tags Skurge again. Bullet scoots across the ring and Skurge stalks forward, but not before a tag to Flasher for a loud pop from the crowd.


    Russ: We?re seeing a lot of the usual from Beer Money. While they?re a longtime tag team, one shouldn?t forget this isn?t the first time Flasher and Bullet have been partners.
    Razz: A cup of coffee as a tag team means nothing to the long-haul buffet chow down of tag teaming Beer Money has under their belts. And let?s not forget the leadership of the Lovely and Talented Dorothy Mantooth.


    Flasher and Skurge lockup and the champ is able to give Skurge a little bit more to deal with than Bullet in the size and strength department. As Skurge starts to lose the matchup, he rolls his left shoulder into Mac to close the gap and fires a knee to the gut. Flasher doubles over. Skurge hooks Mac up and suplexes him. Skurge holds Flasher up for as long as he can and then falls backwards. He pulls Mac up, hooks him by the waist, flips him up and tosses him casually into the near corner for a turnbuckle bomb. Flasher slumps there. Skurge rushes in with a back elbow. Mac slumps further. Skurge tags out to SYB.


    SYB runs into Flasher and lays into him with a flurry of kicks and punches that don?t seem to be doing much damage. Flasher shoves SYB to get him away. SYB falls to the mat, flops like a fish and tags Skurge. He comes in with his hands up high for a double axe handle. Mac drops to one knee and punches Skurge in the gut. Skurge doubles up. Flasher follows with a rising knee lift to the face. He locks in an armbar and pulls Skurge over to his corner. Flasher tags Bullet. Jack climbs to the top rope and comes in with a double axe handle to the outstretched arm. Flasher takes the apron as Bullet works an arm wringer.


    Russ: Amazing tag team work by Bullet and Flasher.
    Razz: Yay, they can perform an introductory move out of the Hart Foundation playbook. Give them a gold star.


    Bullet presses Skurge into the ropes and slings him off to the opposite strands. Jack tries a dropkick, but Skurge holds onto the ropes with his arms and Jack whiffs. Bullet tries to get to his feet fast, but Skurge lunges forward with a big boot to the face. Skurge tags SYB, picks him up over the top, presses him over his head and then drops him on top of Bullet with a splash. One?two?Bullet kicks out. Hale tells Skurge to get out of the ring and, while doing that, SYB pokes a thumb in Bullet?s eye for a chorus of boos.


    Russ: If it wasn?t for cheap tactics, SYB wouldn?t have any moves at all.
    Razz: Whatever gets the win, gets the win.


    Hale comes back over to SYB, who complains about Bullet pulling his hair, even though, Jack is rolling around on the mat covering his eye. Jack rolls near the ropes. SYB takes the top rope in his hands and lays in the kicks to Jack. Hale tells SYB to get off the ropes and he complains of hair pulling again, even though Bullet is laying on the mat.


    SYB pulls Jack up and across the ropes. He chops him very weakly. He awaits a ?woo? from the crowd that doesn?t come. Bullet fires back with a chop that does get a ?woo? and a Marty Jannetty flip sale from SYB. SYB backs away, begs off and complains about hair pulling again. Bullet stands over him with a balled up fist. Hale tries to get in between the two, allowing Skurge to come in and drill Bullet from behind.


    Flasher enters and SYB points and yells. Hale gets to the champ and tells him to take the apron. SYB slaps his hands together to sound like a tag and then takes the apron while Skurge stomps away on Bullet.


    Razz: Now that is some amazing, classic tag team wrestling right there.
    Russ: For everything SYB might lack as a wrestler, he more than makes up for as a master manipulator and cheap shot artist.
    Razz: He would probably take that as a compliment.


    Skurge picks Bullet by the waist and falls back with a backdrop suplex. He pulls Bullet up and onto his shoulder. He tries for the Snake Eyes again, this time walking slowly to the corner to make sure he still has Jack in control. Skurge drops him into the top turnbuckle. He grabs Bullet around the waist as he bounces back. In one crisp motion, he slings Bullet over and down with a German suplex. He bridges for a pin attempt, but can?t hold it. They fall to the side.


    However, Skurge keeps hold of the waistlock and brings Bullet up by it. He tries to struggle out. SYB climbs to the top turnbuckle and comes off sloppily with a double axe handle to Bullet?s head. Hale tells him to get back. SYB points and yells that Flasher is coming in. Hale turns and sees Mac standing on the apron. SYB kneels and punches Jack in the groin. Skurge lets Bullet fall to the mat. SYB takes the apron, asks for the legal tag and gets it.


    Russ: There is no denying that Beer Money is taking over this encounter and is firmly in the driver?s seat.
    Razz: Again, classic tag team wrestling. Isolate one man and make him pay for it?in his balls.


    SYB drives several knees to Bullet?s back. He covers for two. He pulls Bullet up, measures him and hits a standing dropkick. Jack goes down. SYB celebrates like he won the Super Bowl. Skurge and Mantooth clap in appreciation. SYB tags back out. Skurge returns with a fist drop. He pulls Bullet up and goes for the Executioner Cobra Clutch. Before locking it in, Bullet pulls Skurge to the near corner, runs up it and flips over Skurge?s back. He pushes Skurge into the corner and slings him back with an O?Connor Roll for a pin attempt. Skurge easily kicks out and makes his feet first.


    He kicks Bullet to keep him down, then drops a knee. He pulls Jack up, spins him upside down and drops him with a shoulder breaker. He pulls Bullet up and fires him into the ropes. Jack ducks a clothesline, comes off the other side and goes for a vertical splash. Skurge goes low to take Bullet around the waist and drops him over the top ropes with a hotshot. Bullet falls to the mat holding his throat. Skurge pulls Jack up with his head under his arm and scores a swinging neckbreaker. He covers, but Jack gets his foot on the ropes after two.


    Russ: Jack Bullet is really taking a beating and needs to tag his partner.
    Razz: And SYB could go to the back and start sipping the champagne while Skurge finishes this up.


    Skurge pulls Bullet up and has him around the waist while facing the opposite direction. He nails a gutwrench suplex. This throws Jack into the heel corner and Skurge tags SYB again. SYB scurries into the ring and on top of Bullet for a series of punches and knees. He covers for two. He covers for two again. SYB is frustrated. He leans over to tag Skurge?but finds he?s finger tips away. Jack has him by the trunks and rolls him over for a pin. The crowd pops, but Bullet can?t hold on and SYB kicks out. However, Bullet falls backwards out of the kickout into his corner and tags Flasher. The crowd goes nuclear.


    Flasher runs in, picks up SYB and throws him into the ropes. He comes off and into a power slam. Skurge rushes in and straight into a belly to belly suplex that sends him skidding across the mat to the floor. Mac picks up SYB and lifts him straight up into the air. While holding the light man with one arm, he tags Jack Bullet. Bullet comes off the top rope and spikes the Flash Drive. Bullet readies for Skurge to come in just in case as Hale counts the one, two, three.
    ME: Your winners at 10:32, Mac Flasher and Jack Bullet.


    Russ: That is great to see?
    Razz: Says you.
    Russ: I mean two men who are destined to collide for the world title at some point, coming together to get the job done here tonight against the established team of Beer Money.


    Bullet takes Flasher?s arm and raises it in victory. The crowd cheers. SYB rolls to the floor and Mantooth checks on her guys as we fade to break.


    SHIZURU vs. GHOSTHEAD ? Street Fight


    Shizuru is announced first and???nothing. He is announced a second time, and also nothing. The camera cuts to the back and we see Shizuru carrying his bag toward the car with Shannon following. They get to his car and Shizuru pops the trunk and throws his bag in, then turns and looks at Shannon


    Shannon: You?re doing the right thing, Ghost is a maniac, you are a champion, you should never have been forced into this match.
    Shizuru: Shizuru is no coward?..
    Shannon: You?re not a coward baby. you are a champion, and whoever says it is cowardly to avoid getting killed is a fool
    Shizuru: I am so glad to hear you say that???.Shizuru forgot onslaught championship in Destroyitarium, could you???
    Shannon: Of course baby


    She kisses him on the cheek and takes off back toward the arena. Shizuru stands there for a moment watching her go, and absentmindedly shuts the trunk of the car. We see Ghosthead standing there, Shizuru has not. He turns to head to the drivers side and sees Ghost. Ghost, who now has a chair, brings the chair down HARD on Shizuru?s head, Shizuru hits the ground and barely moves. Ghost stands over him, then pulls him to his feet and hits the LAST NAIL sending Shizuru?s head into the glass! The shield spiderwebs and when Ghost pulls Shizuru?s head back, he is bleeding horribly.


    We cut to Shannon, as she comes out of the Destroyitarium with the onslaught championship. The camera follows her back to the parking lot, and we see her stop and stare. The camera pans around and we see Shizuru lying on his back on the car, bleeding from seemingly everywhere. Ghost is sitting on the roof of the car in full lotus, seemingly deep in meditation


    GH: I wanted you to see this
    SM: This is meant to scare me?
    GH: Don?t be foolish. This is meant to show you that you made the wrong choice



    WINNER in 6:44 ? Ghosthead


    Ghost gets off the car as medics rush in to check on Shizuru. Ghost walks up to Shannon and stares at her stoically


    SM: Husband, if that is the message you send, you still don?t understand the problem


    Shannon walks over to Shizuru and comforts him. Ghost takes a deep breath and heads to the back.


    MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. FIREWOMAN ? Strap Match


    Russ: So, for those of you who don?t have the OOWF News Ap, or OOWFtv (only $6.66 a month!) you may not know that there was a huge backstage altercation between Moosehead Jack and Firewoman just before the show. Now, I know a fight between the Quinns is barely news anymore, but this one was something completely different
    Razz: Was it a dispute over which of them is more disturbed in the head?
    Russ: No, this was about who enters the ring??.last
    Razz: WHAT?
    Russ: Evidently, the Quinns are the only people to figure that whoever enters the ring last for a strap match is at a disadvantage because they are vulnerable to attack as they step into the ring
    Razz: Well, aren?t they supposed to be strapped together and touch all four corners?
    Russ: That is traditionally how a strap match goes, but the higher ups figured there was no way Fire or Moose were going to follow that many rules anyway
    Razz: So??.they just both have straps?
    Russ: Yes
    Razz: And someone thought this was a GOOD idea?
    Russ: Yes. So now, they will each come to the ring and wait outside the ring. As soon as the bell rings, they can enter the ring and the match begins.


    So, both are announced and come out, they glare at one another from across the ring. The bell rings and both dart into the ring, Fire, being a little younger and having taken the last 3 years off, is a little faster and brings the strap down across Moose?s head as he gets into the ring. Moose howls in pain and swings his strap and catches Fire right across the ribs. This quickly turns into a hockey fight, only with leather straps, as the siblings take turn whipping the ever loving shit out of one another, with neither taking a step back. They are already both bleeding from welts. Moose stops swinging for a moment and catches Fire with a left hook, then wraps his strap around his wrist. Fire, staggered a step by the shot to the jaw, does the same and they go at one another again throwing punches, and soon enough both are busted open.


    Razz: This is???.I am a little uncomfortable with this
    Russ: There is a lot of pent up frustration coming out here, I would guess this would have made Dr. Freedman a WHOLE lot of money


    The fight spills out of the ring and the two hit one another with everything nailed down. Both of them crash through tables and get slammed to the floor repeatedly. It?s not that they are no-selling each others stuff, it?s just??neither will allow themselves to show they are in pain.


    Russ: They?re going to kill one another!
    Razz: Well, this is not exactly Blood Pond


    As Razz says that, Moose slams Fire face first into the ring post, she staggers backward and Moose charges for a buisaku knee, but Fire falls and Moose clips the top of the guardrail and flips over and lands face first onto the concrete floor. Fire reaches over the guardrail to pull Moose up and Mai races to the ring and grabs a strap from the floor and NAILS Fire right across the back! Fire howls in pain and turns around to face Mai and nearly gets her head kicked off. Mai tries to whip Fire into the apron, but Fire springs to the apron then turns and dives on Mai and the two of them start throwing punches. Moose starts to climb over the guardrail when Eco races down the ramp and tackles Moose just as he clears the guardrail and they begin to fight. The referee has no choice, he waves to the back and calls the match.
    WINNER ? No Contest in 22:11


    The locker room empties as people try to pull Eco and Fire off of Moose and Mai. It takes Lucas picking Fire up and carrying her part way up the ramp before the situation is at least partially defused. Mai grabs a chair and throws it at her brother, clipping his shoulder. The fight starts again for a moment before the four are finally pulled apart and ushered to the back.


    THE BRISCOES vs. THE SAINTS OF SINNERS ? OOWF World Tag Team Title Match


    The Delaware crowd goes crazy as "Gimme Back My Bullets" plays and local boys The Briscoe Brothers make their way to the ring. They warm up as "Laser Cannon Deth Sentence" brings out your OOWF Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton. Matt and Stan hand their Championships to the referee as Mike Elevenbee starts the big match introductions.


    ME: This match is for the OOWF World Tag Team Championships. Introducing first the challengers: Standing 6'1 and weighing 231 pounds from Laurel Delaware Jay Briscoe! And his tag team partner also from Laurel Delaware 6'0 and 229 pounds Mark Briscoe! (Big pop from the crowd)


    And introducing their opponents, the reigning and defending OOWF World Tag Team Champions. Standing 6'5 and weighing 225 pounds, hailing from Green Bay Wisconsin Matt Folz! And his tag team partner 5'11 and 367 pounds from Duluth Minnesota (Did I get it right this time partner? ) Stan "The Crusher" Fulton.



    Matt and Jay start out, and Jay gets the early advantage. Matt backs into a neutral corner and Jay hesitates, which allows Stan to come in with a cheap shot from behind. This brings Mark in and he and Stan begin to brawl. While the referee is trying to get them out of the ring Matt pulls something out of his tights and nails Jay with a big right hand. Matt throws the brass knuckles out of the ring and covers as the referee turns around. 1...2...3.


    Winners (Pinfall, :25) and STILL OOWF World Tag Team Champions Matt Folz and Stan Fulton


    The crowd boos the hell out of this but the referee's decision is final. Matt smirks as he grabs a microphone.


    Matt: Work smarter not harder, isn't that right Eco? (Laughing) You've failed at every opportunity to get these Championships off us. Texpress couldn't do it, Beer Money can't do it, Banned From Everywhere can't. The Darlings? Don't make me laugh. I'll tell you what Eco, next week you pick any two people in the history of this company, it doesn't matter who. We'll issue an open challenge and kick their ass just like everyone else. We'll keep these belts for as damn well long as we want to.


    BRIDGET O?MALLEY vs. STANK ? OOWF Intercontinental Title Match


    Bridget enters the ring, many cheers for the underdog. Stank makes his entrance as well, with the boos. He holds his IC Belt high, out of Bridget's reach, punctuating the symbolism with a statement telling Bridget she's reach above her weight class...which is kind of hilarious, when you think about it. We don't have time for that, though, as the referee goes through the motions and calls for the bell.


    Stank has the early advantage and uses it, attempt to plant Bridget multiple times through the canvas, but each time she bounces back up and rushes him again. She dodges the latest attempt at a powerbomb and gets to work on Stank's knees with muay thai kicks. This does stagger the big man a bit, and allows Bridget to get some more offense in. She kicks him the gut and follows up with driving elbows getting him back into the corner. Once she gets him there, she basically unleashes any and all frustration on him. It's about all he can do to keep his hands up to block most of them, but she lands a few. The referee admonishes her about closed fists, and then begins the 5-count. Bridget stops at the 3-mark, and turns to argue at the referee, giving Stank his chance. Which he takes, shoving Bridget hard across the ring and into the far corner and follows up with one corner splash. He runs a lap and then comes in for a second corner splash, and that crumbles Bridget even more. He goes for the third time, but three strikes and Stank is out, as Bridget dodges at the last minute and Stank meets the ringpost with his sternum. He clutches his chest and Bridget capitalizes by leaping up and...BACKSTABBER~! Stank doesn't know whether to clutch his chest or his back, and Bridget sweeps a leg and takes him down. She makes the cover, one, two...NO~! Stank powers out of that one. Stank gets to his feet and armdrags Bridget like a rag doll. He grabs her by the back of the head, and SHITFACED~! He also goes for the pin and one, two...NO~! Bridget will not go quietly. Stank stands and pulls Bridget to her feet and nails her with a hockey punch. Bridget reels but then follows up with one of her own. They exchange punches for a bit (with the crowd yelling "Yay" and "Boo" as appropriate)


    Russ: Bridget is digging deep into her shoot-fighting repertoire.
    Razz: She'll have to, to defeat the champ.


    Bridget is indeed digging deep, as she ducks a right hook, and grabs the hand, twisting Stank's arm behind him and locking it in place. She steps the foot in front and drives him down to the mat, holding his arm. She flips over into a bridge and holds it there. A BRIDGING CHICKENWING~! that totally needs a name! Stank did not have this scouted, and sooner than he'd like...he has to tap.
    WINNER in 37:41 and NEW OOWF Intercontinental Champion ? Bridget O?Malley


    The referee hands Bridget the title and she celebrates. She doesn?t get to celebrate for long as Zed hits the ring and attacks her from behind! Zed pulls her up and hits a PILEDRIVER! Stank gets to his feet and they put the boots to Bridget for a bit before Kylie races to the ring with a chair and cleans house. Zed and Stank beat a hasty retreat up the ramp, while Kylie checks on Bridget. After a few minutes, Bridget gets to her feet, holding her neck. Kylie picks up the intercontinental title, a title she held just two weeks ago, and gives it a good long look before handing it to her friend and raising her arm in victory. The crowd pops big for this, and we fade to black.


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    Next card:

    OOWF MidWeek Mayhem (#879)Live! From Annapolis, Maryland
    September 19, 2018


    [u]OOWF Intercontinental Title Match
    Zed vs. Bridget O'Malley


    [u]OOWF World Tag Team Title Match
    Jack Bullet & Mac Flasher vs. Saints of Sinners


    Moosehead Jack & Mai Muyo vs. Banned From Everywhere
    Shannon Mann vs. Ghosthead
    Ecosystem & Firewoman vs. Beer Money
    Kylie Mignolio vs. Stank




    card subject to the very bigly, very wet hurricane getting there before we do

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