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    Blood I'll Give Them

    "I'm a hall of famer," said one.

    "I've been a four-time world champion," said another.

    "I'm young, but I've been doing this for five years already," said the rest.

    Its so cute coming onto this forum and seeing my opponents tout their own respective glories. Every one of you seems to value years of experience, professional accomplishments, title reigns, and your status and reputation among your peers.

    I value none of this.

    I don't consider any of you to be my "peers." I'm no hall of famer, I'm not a multi-time world champion, and I'm definitely not "one of the guys."

    I'm Mark Kingston. Yeah, I've held a couple of titles. Yeah, I've won a couple of matches over the years. None of that matters to me. Win, lose, or draw, I only have one goal when I enter that ring: make damn sure you don't leave it the same way you came in.

    From barbed-wire rope matches to scaffold matches, I've fought the sickest and the nastiest that this business has to offer. I didn't beat 'em all, but I did leave them bloodied, battered, and brutalized. You can bet your ass that you'll leave at least one of those.

    EFed Guerillas latest podcast had a rundown of the Battlemania entrants: Alexis Morrison, Ian Bishop, Michael Lee Best, the list goes on. The hosts talked up these people like they were ready to give 'em reach-arounds.

    Mark Kingston?

    "He's a freelancer. I'm not sure who he is," said the host.

    I love it. No one even knows who I am. That's great. By the end of this match, you can bet your ass you'll remember my name. Maybe not for winning, maybe not for some miraculous feat, but you'll remember the name on the tights standing over you, barbed-wire wrapped chair in hand, as blood trickles down your eyes.

    Kingston. Kingston. Kingston. The crowd will chant it because they want more blood. They don't want the people's champion, they don't want the underdog, they want blood.

    And blood I'll give them.

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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    I was going to list off all the reasons why you won't win this match, but hell, ya did the work for me chump. So let me repeat them:

    1. You ain't a hall of famer.
    2. You ain't a multi-world champ.
    3. You ain't beat 'em all, which means, the top dogs.

    The fans in the seats will get your blood and will remember your name... and that's when I smash your skull and toss your ass out the ring. They'll remember the name Kingston came to EFG's Battlemania to try and be with the top names in wrestling but got his ass kicked.

    I may not like other entrants like Danny B, Amber Ryan, Matt Meyhu, Mike Best, I could go on, but at least, AT LEAST, they got credits. You don't. If you don't have the hardware and all you got is SOME matches you wont, hahaha, nice try KID, but you're done already. And you think I gave the EFG's reach arounds to get my name on their program? News flash kiddo - they mentioned everyone.. but they had nothing to say about you, but they had a lot to say about me. And trust me, I know amongst them, a few of them know I'm the favorite to win this contest.

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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    I'm not sure if we listened to the same podcast, buddy. When your name was mentioned, do you know what I heard? "Uh..." "Umm..." "He has been in a lot of feuds."

    You know what that tells me? You are a talker. Yeah, you've walked the walk. I'll give you that. All those shiny title belts and award plaques probably look real good beside your framed photo of the Queen.

    Like I said, title belts and plaques don't do me any good, Bishop. I don't need people to tell me how good I am. I'm already aware of that. I want you to know how good I am.

    When that match begins, I pray that you are in there when my whistles sounds. I pray that you come running toward me. I pray that all that confidence and pride swells up in your heart. Because when that first fist hits you square in the jaw you will rethink ever signing up for this event.

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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    ... Cute, you know how to use mouth words.

    I've not no problem with you Kingston but I gotta say- you wanna get your hands around Bishop's scrawny neck? Get in line. Literally.

    Maybe there'll be a piece of him left for you to gnaw on but don't get your hopes up, darl.
    http://i.imgur.com/RZRIbwo.png

    * "Quite simply it's in my nature to dance upon the back of a drowning frog" *





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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    Amber shut your filthy cunt mouth -- if I remember correctly I've put you in a hospital bed before. I don't expect you to do shit to me. Next, please.

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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Bishop View Post
    Amber shut your filthy cunt mouth -- if I remember correctly I've put you in a hospital bed before. I don't expect you to do shit to me. Next, please.

    Yea, THAT is the Ian Bishop I know and love! Let's toss these pieces of trash out of the ring at BattleMania and see who the better man is.

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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    Nawwww, must you be like that, darl?

    Let me know when you've fished your balls from whoever mouth you're paying for these days and dare to look me in the eye instead of scrambling to attention when my back is turned... Then maybe you're threats will be worth the effort to laugh at.

    You've already tried to put me down once and failed miserably... I wouldn't think it's something to harp on about.
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    * "Quite simply it's in my nature to dance upon the back of a drowning frog" *





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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    Oh, will you all shut the hell up, please. I was right in the middle of smack talking Ian Bitch-shop and you had to ruin it. Now I'm going to tear both of you new assholes.

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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    Good luck with that.
    http://i.imgur.com/RZRIbwo.png

    * "Quite simply it's in my nature to dance upon the back of a drowning frog" *





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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    I was right in the middle of smack talking....yes, that tells me you are going to win. Sad sad display gentlemen. Bitch-shop...My son has better material.

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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    "I might not have a PhD. I may not have graduated medical school. I might not technically be a doctor. But I'm gonna be a way better doctor than all of you guys who are because reasons."

    Fuck off.

    I'm a Hall of Famer BECAUSE of my in-ring performance. I've won eight HOW World Championships BECAUSE of my in-ring performance. Do you not understand the terms "cause" and "effect"?

    I'll give you an example:

    The effect will be you being eliminated immediately at Battlemania. The cause? You're terrible. Completely, utterly, unfortunately terrible.

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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    I am a multiple time Hall of Famer.

    I am a multiple time world champion.

    I've beaten all the top dogs in the wrestling organizations i have been apart of, except one, and he goes by Mike Best.

    Granted he's never beaten me as well but that's a story for another day.

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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    Quote Originally Posted by LivingLegendAmp View Post
    Yea, THAT is the Ian Bishop I know and love! Let's toss these pieces of trash out of the ring at BattleMania and see who the better man is.
    FINALLY! FINALLY, a respectable man around these parts! The legendary Amp! I have no problem tossing the trash out along your side and then when it is just us... let the carnage begin!

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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    Shut up, Stevens. You know goddamned well that there is only one Hall of Fame and one World Championship that matters, and you aren't in or haven't held either of them. Don't lower yourself to this GeoCities model of greatness that hardly translates to passable in the HOW tier.

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    Re: Blood I'll Give Them

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Best View Post
    Shut up, Stevens. You know goddamned well that there is only one Hall of Fame and one World Championship that matters, and you aren't in or haven't held either of them. Don't lower yourself to this GeoCities model of greatness that hardly translates to passable in the HOW tier.
    This is true. I apologize.

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