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    Aggression 75 Battle Royal

    Go crazy go nuts, the two survivors face off for the right to main event Wrestleverse and go for the EPW World Title. Deadline is October 28th at 11:59 EST.

    Pete-edit:

    To make my life (and probably everyone else's) easier, here's the list of competitors:

    Cameron Cruise
    Eli Flair
    Rocko Daymon
    Olvir Arsvinnar
    Magnus Destructo
    Shawn Hart
    Jack Harmen
    Tony Davis
    James "Judgement" Haughton
    Malcolm Joseph-Jones
    Christian Light
    Aaron Jones
    Otaku
    "The Dragon" Karl Brown
    Last edited by User Poets; 10-17-13 at 08:44 AM. Reason: Because Pete is lazy and doesn't want to have to switch between two threads.

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    Re: Aggression 75 Battle Royal

    (FADEIN: Tony Davis, wearing blue collegiate wrestling gear with ear guard, stands in front of an EPW flag. He sneers.)

    TONY DAVIS: I, am a parasite.

    (Davis sniffs. He shakes his head from side to side.)

    TONY DAVIS: For the last ten years, every job I've gotten in the wrestling business was allowed to occur because Jack Harmen was by my side. From FWO to CSWA to PRIME to even HERE, in EPW, I'm given employment BECAUSE of who I know. Nepotism at it's finest.

    (Davis blinks rapidly.)

    TONY DAVIS: When an American child reaches 14, by average they have seen at least 10,000 murders on television.

    (Davis shakes his head, clearing the cobwebs. He smacks the side of his ear guard.)

    TONY DAVIS: And I have LONG suffered for the sins of my brother. I have been labeled as a JOKE, and I guess my disinterest lead to that self ful-filling prophecy. Plus my little sold self titled debut album in 1997 which made Brian Austin Green Mozart.

    (Davis blinks repeatedly.)

    TONY DAVIS:
    An early version of the trombone was called a sackbut.

    (Davis squints, and widens his eyes.)

    TONY DAVIS: But in Philadelphia, I get my chance to finally outshine some of the greatest athletes in this sport. From my psychotic brother in law to the living skeletor legend of Eli Flair, to the returning flyest man alive, Shawn Jessica Hart.

    (Davis smiles, and rings his hands together.)

    TONY DAVIS: And I can't WAIT to show the world just WHAT the original Degenerate has. What the 1988 Olympic hopeful has to show the world. Because when I'm motivated, I can wrap you like a pretzel, and take chomp just for fun.

    What can I say? Jack's kinda rubbed off on me.

    (Davis smiles.)

    TONY DAVIS: And I think Jack and I have the same goal. I think he's gonna underestimate me. Which means Team VIAGRA can band together, and eliminate EVERYONE, until JACK feels he's got the EASY way into Wrestleverse.

    (Davis laughs.)

    TONY DAVIS: Going through ME. Which Jack, might I remind you, we've had some EPIC wars. Remember back in 2001 when I put you on the shelf for four months? Remember when I ASSAULTED front office personal in an effort to DESTROY the our HOME? You're Lunatic schtick was stolen STRAIGHT from my playbook. YOU'RE WELCOME.

    (Davis blinks rapidly.)

    TONY DAVIS: The side effects of typical anti-psychotic medication include dry mouth, constipation, and restlessness.


    (Davis sneers, and pounds his forehead.)

    TONY DAVIS: Restless. That's exactly what I've become. Restless... waiting in the wings for my opportunity. At Aggression 75? I get my chance to TAKE it.

    (Tony laughs.)

    TONY DAVIS: And maybe I'll get to eliminate Aaron Jones for kicks on my way to Wrestleverse. That guy is just hilarious. He just keeps TRYING.

    Maybe he'll survive, somehow beat me, and main event Wrestleverse?

    (Davis walks off, laughing.)

    TONY DAVIS: Sorry, I can't keep going. Come back to me later!

    (FADEOUT.)
    NFW World / LoC Legacy Champion Jack Harmen, Tony Davis, & Mary-Lynn Mayweather
    The Pop Culture Phenoms (The D, Klein w/ Elise Ares)
    NFW | Defiance | LoC | nbW

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    Re: Aggression 75 Battle Royal

    "Ask and I shall receive."

    (Fadein, Cameron Cruise in a grey, cursive-fonted-EPW Aggression backdrop, dressed in a blue shirt, black sports coat and matching blue Anarchy-style shades.)

    CRUISE: It's been a long time coming, and to get the revenge that I need...to get back what I want...what I DESERVE...

    I get to take on about 15 other men in a Battle Royal at Aggression 75 for the OPPORTUNITY...to get that chance.

    Now, I know what you're all thinkin'... if this wasn't Empire Pro Wrestling, the best this industry has to offer in the business of professional wrestling, this might sound like a bad Miley Cyrus-sex-tape in the making.

    In fact, word has it that it's a bad MUSE tape in the making, but that's all that it is that I know of, just heresay, you might wanna ask Castor about that later.

    But for now...let's keep to the subject at hand, shall we??

    The Battle Royal.

    I've been in quite a number of these over the course of my career...but only in the one coming EPW Aggression 75 can you find THE Eli Flair...Rocko Daymon...Jack Harmen and Tony Davis....Christian Light....Aaron Jones and the Dragons, Otaku and Karl Brown.

    Christian Light, lord knows...what I've heard and seen about you has only been on video tape. Not that I don't give a damn about you as a competitor, but to be honest...

    I'm just that busy.

    Rocko....boy-oh-boy...that's a face I never thought I'd see again, but that's okay. We've had our battles before and I'm sure we'll have afew more before we're done. He knows what to expect from me, and likewise what I can expect from him.

    Aaron Jones. Ya know, people have bagged on this man ALMOST more than people bagged on Mark Sanchez. A sad state of affairs, but the fact is that it's unfair but true. Aaron Jones has been seen as a non-factor by some and even a pre-judged victory by others...a "BYE-WEEK", if you will. But he's no pushover folks, Aaron has the fight in him to make people look twice.

    The problem with that for me, is that I can't afford to take that chance.

    I can't afford to be lackadaisical, or sloppy, in this match, I just can't. Fortunately for you Aaron, should we cross paths in this match, it won't be personal.

    (Cruise takes his shades off a second)

    Then we got guys like...Tony Davis and Jack Harmen.

    One of the two men in this match that faired better than I in the World Tournament last year.

    Coincidently won by my "New Boss", Castor.

    You guys are already competing earlier in the night, but that's where I have issue, fellas.

    See...Jack you've done better elsewhere in this business and good on you for it, pats on the back are a dime-a-dozen where you live, I'm sure.

    I can't seem to remember just how it is you got back IN to this company, how you managed to gain another paycheck from Dan Ryan. I mean...didn't I beat Tony and consequently fire your ass??

    It's fine though. Adversity is an asshole, but so am I.

    The rest of you are gonna remember that soon enough, and THAT...is a Reality Check you just...won't like.

    FADEOUT
    Cameron Cruise: EPW's First and Only Grand Slam Winner

    Erik Mateo: Former LVW Hardcore Champion

    ____________________
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    Prim and Proper

    (FADEIN: A cluttered, sloppy office. It's not dirty, just intensely lived in - lived in, intensely, for short periods of time. Three file cabinets are overstuffed with paperwork, and a computer is running at what sounds like overtime.

    The faint sounds of "Wolf Moon" by Type-O-Negative can be heard somewhere in the background.

    In a high - backed, duct-tape repaired office desk chair, is the Manager of Champions herself, Ivy McGinnis. She sits perpendicular to the camera's view, writing something out of view. Finally, after a good fifteen seconds of awkward silence, she turns to face the camera.)

    McGINNIS: Oh, hi there Empire Pro Wrestling, I didn't see you there.

    (Exaggerated wink. It's a TV spot, after all.)

    I can't tell you how excited we are - we, being Team Extreme, myself and Eli Flair - to have the opportunity to earn a shot at the EPW World Championship at Wrestleverse.

    Wrestleverse, of course, is the pinnacle of the EPW year; to headline that event is something you can't buy, steal, live vicariously through, or relate to. You have to just do it.

    (Ivy picked up a piece of paper from the desk and unfolded it, adjusting her glasses in the process.)

    To that end, I have a prepared statement from the King of Extreme himself, if you'll indulge me?

    (She cleared her throat.)

    'I am pleased to have earned the opportunity to wrestle at a seminal event such as the seventy - fifth edition of Aggression, in order to earn a shot at the Empire Pro Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship. With the fine quality of opponent involved, I know this will be a difficult match to make it through to the end, and the looming spectre of a qualifying match at the end of it all is daunting, to say the least.'

    'While I appreciate and respect the talents and efforts of the other athletes in this battle royal, the fact remains that none of them have the will to win that I do. None of them have the drive, the desire, or the tunnel vision to focus on one end goal with nothing external affecting it. Rocko Daymon wants to redeem his name by becoming the EPW World Champion one more time, but he's clouded by redemption. Cameron Cruise wants to be the World Champion for more than a beer - filled, stumbling drunk pissing session; he's clouded by trying to cling to relevancy.'

    'The rest of the sheet can't hold a candle to what I can do, and they can't match my drive.'

    'I don't want it to sound like I'm telling the rest of the EPW that they suck; quite the contrary this is an embedded, entrenched and talented roster.'

    'I'm simply above them right now.'

    'Am I that effin' good? No. But I'm that effin' driven. And every single opponent that shows up for this match will be a victim; even the other winner.'

    'Except Aaron Jones. I want to see him succeed. And if I don't make it to the finish line, I want him to do so and shock the world.'

    'I have Aaron Jones' back. The rest of you are in serious trouble.'

    (Ivy looked up from the paper.)

    I'd say that's pretty succinct, yes? I should be honest, I rewrote a bunch of that. As the entire wrestling world knows -

    - because as much as Eli Flair is overlooked as a force of nature in this sport, everyone knows his name -


    - Eli dropped out of school. He's not very well educated in the formal sense of the word, so for things like prepared statements he looks to me, his management, his best friend who went to MIT, to polish his words. But don't let the polish affect the intensity of his message.

    We didn't come to this company for a feel - good nostalgia tour. We came to this company to own it, like we've owned every other company that we've come to. Sometimes it comes as naturally as spitting in poor little brian's face, sometimes it's difficult and requires an hour with the Ultratitle champion. But we always make our mark.

    Now, I'm sure a lot of you idiots will come outta the woodwork and tell us that Eli's old, washed up, past his prime, and bla bla blah. Keep it up.

    Cause it doesn't make him look bad when Eli Flair, the old, washed up, past his prime, sad remnant of a wrestler drops everyone from the ring, even the guy who, quote, wins along with him. Because that only lasts until 76.

    Don't feel bad, Empire guys... some'a the best wrestlers in the world turned out to have no way to counter what Eli can do in the ring.

    It's not political... it's inevitable.

    (She got up and left the room past the cameraman. The camera stayed focused on her spot for a second or two, then it moved in to look at the prepared statement from Eli Flair.

    The statement read thus: )
    Empire Pro Wrestling
    You're all going to fall.
    I will become EPW World Champion
    at Wrestleverse.
    Fuck you, and fuck your mothers.
    -Eli Flair



    (The camera focused on it for a few seconds, and FADEOUT.)
    Last edited by User Poets; 10-20-13 at 01:26 PM.
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    Re: Prim and Proper

    (FADEIN: Jack Harmen on a street corner holding a newspaper. He looks like he's out of the Newsies.)

    Jack Harmen: Extra extra! Read all about it! Eli Flair is a confirmed necropheliac!

    (Harmen holds up a newspaper to a passing couple. It has Eli's picture on it.)

    Jack Harmen: Sir or madam, would you let this man fuck your deceased mother?

    (Harmen is promptly punched in the face. The couple walks off.)

    Jack Harmen: I'll take that as a no!

    (FADEOUT.)
    NFW World / LoC Legacy Champion Jack Harmen, Tony Davis, & Mary-Lynn Mayweather
    The Pop Culture Phenoms (The D, Klein w/ Elise Ares)
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    Re: Prim and Proper

    (Fadein, Cameron Cruise in front of a similar backdrop, dressed however in a white sport coat and black shirt and slacks with matching Anarchy shades. Let's not make any assumptions though, Miami Vice wasn't his favorite show on Television, he leaves that category for the likes of Shawn Hart and Jack Harmen to debate. Not Cruise's taste in television programming, but the show itself.)

    CRUISE: Statements and laments. That's the Em-Oh apparently, these days.

    Tony Davis likes to speak for Jack and likewise for Ivy on Eli.

    It's true, no one has any social graces anymore. I can't speak directly to people without them going through a Pee-Are or a piece of paper, and then they won't have the courtesy of looking me in the eye afterward.

    Nevertheless, I still make waves.

    Ivy, I'm happy that Team Extreme still has you at the front line, there's nothing like going through the agent of a talent that SHOULDN'T need someone to pass notes like you're in Study Hall, when even the most remote monsters that step in the squared circle can at least pound their chest and grunt before looking up and cursing at the sky at invisible airplanes.

    Hell, even "The Avengers" had Hulk, the silent hero steal the film-line quote at the end.

    "Puny God."

    Not exactly different in this case, is it??

    "Me legend. You loser. Ooh-gah-boo-gah."

    (quoting)

    "'While I appreciate and respect the talents and efforts of the other athletes in this battle royal, the fact remains that none of them have the will to win that I do. None of them have the drive, the desire, or the tunnel vision to focus on one end goal with nothing external affecting it."

    (Cruise shrugs)

    Bitch, do you even WATCH Empire Pro Television??

    You and Eli didn't come for a nostalgia-tour, but the same sad truth comes with where ever you DO go.

    You want one more run.

    Wonderful, just admit as much and be done with it, because everyone else can see it as such.

    I mean, hasn't Eli retired about twelve times now? Mind you, I'm trying to be sarcastic on the number, but then again, I never did pay attention to that either.

    Bring on Lucky thirteen.

    I'm in this to be World Champion, and you think it's just because I want to cling to RELEVANCY??

    There's a pot and kettle lying around here somewhere, but I'll let you find it, since Eli has you doing the rest of his chores for him too.

    What's an extra five minutes to your day??

    Then again, maybe we'll find out at Aggression 76, what it is.

    Either way is a REALITY CHECK, that you just...won't like.

    FADEOUT
    Cameron Cruise: EPW's First and Only Grand Slam Winner

    Erik Mateo: Former LVW Hardcore Champion

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