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No, not me - don't get excited.

I'm going to be discontinuing use of this username, and I'm going to be going back to User Poets.

Why?

Because every day it seems I'm banning a spammer, and I...

All this football talk makes me ill.

Regardless, the following is the best part of Monday:


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Can you fix whatever Merritt did to the forums?

Happy birthday, Billy.

Also, assf*g.

We're saving something for your birthday.

You're.... going to declare your undying love for Siegel?

Weirdo.

JK,

Regarding the Pentagram match, let's be honest. What are the odds that Merritt will really post again?

(FADEIN: on a life sized cardboard cutout of Castor V. Strife. If I can star in his videos, I'm sure he wouldn't mind starring in mine.

He's standing there in his Darth Vader pose, complete with...

But first you've got a segment to send me!

It's 4:20 AM, and I'm not smoking.

(just wanted to see if you were paying attention.)

But I can't sleep.

Rosie and me, we talked about everything except the wrestling business the other...

It's still real to him, damn it!

Anyone who knows how to read.

(FADEIN: on my laptop's screensaver.

Studio Z needs to recoup some expenses, of course.

No frills or extras, ready - GO.)

"I know, Castor - you dream of a world without boundaries, and...

I went skateboarding at about three in the morning yesterday. Hadn't done it for about six months or so.

Matter of fact, I believe my last ride was with a few of the old crew the morning of my...

No, let Terence's stuff stay - it's turned into performance art.

Could be worse - could be Terence in a banana hammock.

Why isn't Power Master in the Bunkhouse match?

And it's appreciated, since NFW *is* the number one fed on FWC.

If not the net.

Nobody can stop the Plumber. (DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN)

Terrence's family reunion.

JTP has only been World Champ for just under a year - but he was also TV Champ for a year and a half preceding, so the officially accurate thing to say is that he's been an undefeated champion for...

I think everyone is writing their best stuff so far, all encompassing. Where's Barry at? The World Title match is missing a healthy (irony!) dose of Felix Red!

(Later tonight...

I feel weird asking you this because of your history with the place, but I'm worried about the match with Castor, I said. He's got this entire entourage, and, like he proved at...

I would have to agree, the RP so far has been stellar. Billy, I'm pretty much going to be home only to sleep from Friday Night until Monday midday so please don't kill me in that timeframe. :)
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If I don't make it past Nova, I'll judge the final match, too. I know all three of the others well so that'll balance out any bias I might have previously had.

Man, it's not Hornet that we thought was a dick....