:: - [ As the scene opens up we spot a limousine pulling into the parking garage of the QWE arena, and out of it comes none other the the Legend Killer, Randy Orton. He pinches his nose shut before leaning back into the limo and speaking.] - ::

"The Legend Killer" Randy Orton: I don't know if you guys want to even bother showing up for this company. The place has got a stank to it you wouldn't believe, we should just go back to the E and grace them with our presence. At least they can set up some sort of decent welcoming for superstars of our status. I mean, they couldn't even get some arena that didn't small like a waste dump for the entire state of California.

:: - [ Edge now exits the door of the limousine as he covers his nose as well and looks at Orton. ] - ::

"The Rated R Superstar" Edge: Damn, I thought you were exagerrating, but I can't let you participate in some arena that smells like common street trash walked in and took a collective shit all over this arena. Come on Lita, let's just go back to a place that knows how to treat championship material.

:: - [ Finally Lita pops out of the limousine in a top that is showing off cleavage like nobodies business. Edge now wrapping an arm over her shoulders before pulling her in and smirking. ] - ::

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: As much as I hate to agree with you guys about this place stinking majorly, and not deserving the talent that somebody like myself can provide. After that debacle last week with people posing like me and you Edge, we have to show these people that we don't do business like those posers. Imagine the nerve of Linda to put some random skank in my place to pose as me and lose to some diva search bimbo. Please, like I'm going to sit back and let something like that stand on MY personal record in wrestling.

"The Legend Killer" Randy Orton: Does that mean that I can get back in the limousine and leave this place? Because I really don't have a thing to prove to these people, not to mention my record is still clean with not looking like a loser after the last Unsanctioned event.

:: - [ Randy Orton has a grin on his face as he looks at the two of them, before Lita now moves towards him and puts a hand on his chest. ] - ::

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: You wouldn't want to leave, after all, once I'm done beating whoever they put me against this week. We're going to be celebrating because then I can get my ass out of here and finally go back to somewhere that can handle a diva like me.

:: - [ Lita bit at her bottom lip as she looked Randy up and down before Edge put a hand on Orton's shoulder. ] - ::

"The Rated R Superstar" Edge: Don't worry about it though, you can head off if you want to. I can handle the celebration all by myself, after all I'm not sure you even have anyone you could invite to the little soiree.

:: - [ Edge now pulled Lita around an grabbed her hair before pulling her in and making out with her in front of Randy. Orton now shutting the door of the limousine as he tapped the both of them on the shoulder and they seperated for a moment looking at him. ] - ::

"The Legend Killer" Randy Orton: If you two don't remember, I'm also known as the Lady Killer. I could get any diva on this roster to be begging for a piece of me, and don't pretend you don't know it. Because your girl eyes me up all the time, even she is tempted to see what I can offer her, Edge.

:: - [ Edge shoves Randy Orton back against the limousine before poking a finger into his chest and getting an aggrivated look on his face. ] - ::

"The Rated R Superstar" Edge: Listen, as much as I would really like to send you packing in that limousine so I didn't have to listen to your incessant ranting like usual. We are here to support MY woman, and I don't feel like listening to you bitch.

:: - [ Randy Orton's jaw drops as he looks at Edge with an insulted look on his face before smacking Edge's hand away. ] - ::

"The Legend Killer" Randy Orton: Nobody talks to me like that, nobody disrespects me like that! [ Orton now is in the face of Edge as Lita looks on slightly worried for a moment. ] You and your little -

:: - [ Orton is suddenly stopped midsentence as Lita steps between the two and puts her hands on Orton's chest. ] - ::

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: Boys....boys...enough of the macho bullshit, please. I don't have time to listen to the two of you go back and forth, we're a team remember? We do things as a cohesive unit, and we always get what we want because we're the best. So let's put this petty little squable away, [ She grabs a hold of Orton's chin as she looks him in the eyes. ] after all Orton you have plenty of work to do around here. There's plenty of women in the arena that would be willing to drop down on their knee's for you, probably one around every corner. So get to work if you expect to be celebrating after Unsanctioned, because you are going to need at least ten minutes of time to convince one of them.

:: - [ Lita laughs as she looks at Edge and he now laughs with her, Orton smirking before responding to her. ] - ::

"The Legend Killer" Randy Orton: Five minutes, Lita.

"The Rated R Superstar" Edge: Alright, so now we need to get serious and see what this whole situation is. Let's go find some fucking stooge and figure out where we're going for this little segment we have to do. I called before we got here, because I didn't feel like getting in front of these ingrates at a house show to cut a promo for some online segment. So I had Linda set up a room for us with a screen in the back so we could address it without having to smell the trash that lives in this part of California.

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: Aww babe, always looking out for me.

:: - [ Edge got a peck on the cheek from Lita, before he put his arm over her shoulders again and they both began to walk towards the door to the backstage area. Orton in tow with the bags as he had a sort of aggrivated look on his face, now trailing a bit as he carried all their bags. ] - ::

>(L)< SCENE 02 - HALF A BRAIN AROUND HERE ANYONE? >(L)<

:: - [ As we see the couple in the hallways again Lita is shown with an exasperated look on her face after talking to a backstage worker who is shown giving a shrug before the audio kicks back in with him walking away. Randy Orton is shown leaning against the hallway wall as he looks over at the both of them and begins to speak. ] - ::

"The Legend Killer" Randy Orton: So what is the deal here, we've been here for a half an hour and you still haven't found this room you promised was set-up for us already. What the hell did that idiot have to say about it, does he know where this mysterious room is?

"The Rated R Superstar" Edge: Shut up! I was told that we had a room set-up at the arena so we could do this and be done with it by now. This is bullshit, these people probably just are stalling us so they can do some last minute preparation for it. Too bad they can't hire anyone to be on the ball around here, people like us are on the move they should of already had this done so we could be out of here by now. This is bullshit is what this is.

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: Can you both shut up for a few seconds, maybe we can find somebody with half a brain around here to get this shit solved. Let's just take a walk and get some water or something, I need some tylenol so I can get rid of this headache from you two.

:: - [ She now held a hand to the side of her head as she continued past them down the hallway to a refreshment table with the camera following behind Edge and Orton as they trailed behind her. Lita now grabbing a bottle of water from the refreshment table as she spotted a blonde with her back turned and tapped her on the shoulder. ] - ::

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: Excuse me, you wouldn't happen to have half a brain, would you?

:: - [ Turning around, Trish Stratus takes a sip of water, and smiles. ] - ::

"Queen of Stratusfaction" Trish Stratus: What the hell do you think?

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: Oh thank GOD. [ She grinned before twisting the cap off her bottle of water. ] I needed to find somebody who actually had half a brain around here, do you know anything about a room set-up for the internet promo's that we're supposed to do?

"Queen of Stratusfaction" Trish Stratus: [ Laughs. ] Actually I'm pretty sure you're supposed to wait to be informed for your time slot ..

:: - [ Lita now taking a sip from her bottle of water before pulling out a bottle of Advil from her purse and popping out two pills. Edge and Randy Orton currently hanging around at the table as if their not listening to the conversation. Orton looking over at Trish before Edge elbows him and Orton grunts in a pained response before turning back to the table. ] - ::

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: Don't mind the two behind me, they haven't been fully house-trained yet. I'm hoping that I can accomplish that some day, but my hopes aren't really that high. So what exactly did they promise you for showing your face here, after all I know I wouldn't be here if they didn't pull some bullshit like last week to piss me off. Hiring some skank to pose as me, pathetic really if you ask me.

"Queen of Stratusfaction" Trish Stratus: They didn't promise me anything, but what would a purely diva establisment be without trish stratus, Amy? You know what I've done for this business ... and who really measures up to me?

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: I wouldn't count myself out of the running, not to say I've got a track record like yours with the championship. But let's just say that I've done my fair share for women's wrestling, just like you and most of it was done while me and you were at odds. I'm glad that they finally found someone new to put in front of me after you were gone, too bad nobody could bring it like you did back in the day. Maybe I'll actually have some competition this week, but I doubt it since I'm facing Miss Bogus Black America or some crap.

"Queen of Stratusfaction" Trish Stratus: Well I have to agree with you there .. Sharmell is a total waste of air .. sickens me to see what the division turned into when I left.

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: Doesn't look like you did too bad for yourself though, I mean you are still on the top after all. I saw what you did last week on Unsanctioned, inspiring if you don't mind my saying so. Made me personally want to come back, and maybe possibly step between the ropes again with you some day. Let's just say that I think that nobody else on the roster could give you a fight. Not even that wannabe Beulah that you are facing this week, which if you don't mind my saying so again isn't going to stand a chance. But besides from all that, what have you been up to?

"Queen of Stratusfaction" Trish Stratus: Not much, I recently became a mother. I'm seriously involved with David Batista ... probably seen him around here I'm sure.

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: Dave? Really? I never thought that I would hear of the day you two got together, Orton is probably back there cursing the day that happened. But what male wouldn't be, after all, you do have one of the best bodies in this company. [ Looking her up and down before she catches herself doing it. ] EHEM! But that's neither here nor there, so a mother huh? How are you handling that exactly?

"Queen of Stratusfaction" Trish Stratus: [ A little freaked out. ] Wonderfully, She changed my life .. I didn't know that another human being could do that.

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: Sounds lovely, now I don't mean to seem like a bitch. But I really should be asking you where exactly the room for the interviews are, because otherwise these two are going to start driving me insane with their back and forth banter again. I really don't want you to have to listen to that either, so...

"Queen of Stratusfaction" Trish Stratus: Down the hall, take a left, it's right next to Linda's office.

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: You are a life saver, I'll have to catch up with you later. Maybe I'll decide to stick around this place after all, considering there is somebody worth talking to here and I won't be bored to tears talking to some vapid bitch.

:: - [ Lita now gave a friendly hug to Trish before giving her a kiss on both cheeks and a wink. ]- ::

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: Later Tricia.

:: - [ Randy Orton now walked past Trish as he gave his usual grin and checked her out before walking past her, Edge merely giving a friendly hug before walking off to catch up as well as the camera faded out once again. ] - ::

>(L)< SCENE 03 - TACKS, LARIATS AND CHAINS? OH MY! ONLY NOT. >(L)<

:: - [ We now see the Rated R Couple sitting down on stools in front of a blue backdrop with the QWE logo on it. Suddenly Randy Orton coming on-screen as well as he looks at the two of them on the stools with a cross look on his face as he stands behind them. Crossing his arms over his chest as Lita brushes the hair out of her face before clearing her throat and beginning to speak. ] - ::

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: So this is the budding company that is supposed to be the top dog of diva wrestling in the entire industry? Queens of Wrestling Entertainment, well I have to say I didn't expect much when I walked through the doors. Especially since before I even got here they put me in a match against someone who hasn't even stepped into the ring to have a real wrestling match in her life in the past. I mean putting me against Queen Sharmell is like when they put me in the ring with Maria back in the E. There is simply not a doubt in the mind of anybody who is going to be watching this match who is coming out on top, me. I mean do they seriously think some delusional Queen wannabe is going to be taking the victory over me? Thinking about getting tacks and chains smacked against her flesh, she's probably cowering in some closet right now. Her [ Lita uses finger quotations. ] "King" of a husband is going to have to calm her down long enough to even get her to address this situation. Not to say that I personally am one to want to have tacks embedded in my flesh or chains wrapped around myself, but I know that won't be happening. Because there is a clear cut winner in my mind, and it's not the woman cowering in the closet at home.

"The Rated R Superstar" Edge: Sharmell doesn't have an ounce of training in the ring, and Lita is constantly buffing up on her in-ring knowledge. So what sort of competition is this for someone who actually knows what it's like to hold championship gold in the past? None whatsoever if you ask me, but even if you tossed that aside she's got one of the best records in women's wrestling ever. Not to mention that she was in the first ever women's cage match, as well as participated in several other TLC matches amongst other things in the past. Hell I personally speared her and smashed the back of her head against a ladder and she still was up and raring to go by the next event. Let's see, what type of experience does Sharmell have? Oh....that's right....NONE!

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: Thanks, babe. But aside from you having no real wrestling ability, no championship legacy, no experience with weapons, and not to mention you can't really fight your way out of a wet paper bag as far as I know. [ Lita smirks now before continuing. ] Don't worry Sharmell, I'm sure you'll be fine after this match is over...after all you are only going against one of the most experienced women wrestlers of this day and age. Of course you could just admit defeat and lay down, just so you don't have to go through the pain...but I don't see you willing to put down that inflated ego of yours long enough. Oh well guess you will have to deal with the tacks, lariats, and chains after all. By the end of the night you'll be the Queen of the hospital in Anaheim, California. There won't be a patient in a more severe case of trauma, because if you don't want to lay down and accept defeat. I'm going to take all my frustration out on you for that poser from last week who used my name to get into wrestling. By the end of the night you'll be the biggest pincushion this industry has ever seen, and you can only imagine what that's like if you have ever watched a hardcore wrestling match from the indy scene.

"The Legend Killer" Randy Orton: Don't try to kid yourself and say that you could stand the pain either Sharmell. Because I have had the personal experience of knowing exactly what it feels like, and knowing you it won't be something that you can stand. The pain tolerance for a woman like yourself can only go so far, of course listening to your own voice on a microphone for as long as you probably have. I'm not sure... [ Orton puts a hand on his chin as if in thought. ] maybe you could stand the pain of some thumbtacks in your spine...because that voice is painful in ways tacks never were to me.

:: - [ Edge and Lita are both shown covering their mouths as they laugh at Orton's comment as he has a smirk on his face. Lita now composing herself once again before she continues to speak. ] - ::

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita: So Queen Sharmell, just do the easy thing and get this over with fast. Because the longer you are in that ring with me, the more barbaric I might have to get. You think Mick Foley and Edge put on a spectacle for the world to see, I had a barbwire sock shoved down my throat and was bleeding from the mouth! I've had countless chairshots laid into me from Stone Cold Steve Austin, not to mention countless other moments of extreme pain I've been through. Look at me now, I'm still alive and well, after several career threatening injuries and more. But how long do you think you are going to last in this industry if you decide to actually try and step up to the plate at Unsanctioned? Because I'm not going to be a trophy around here, I'm the only one of this group that is allowed to even wrestle in this company. You think I'm not serious, then look into my eyes, Sharmell. I mean business when I step through those ropes in this company, and I'm going to prove it against anybody who gets in my way. They can take the easy way and lay down for me, or they can take the hard way and find out exactly what type of pain I'm willing to put them through. Careers will be ended make my words, because I am not here to be a second stringer to anybody. If I have to prove it by making you my first victim, then so be it, because nobody in this company matters to me. All that matters is getting to the top of this company and wrapping a championship around my waist. Because once and for all I'm going to prove that I'm the best thing that ever came out of this industry.

:: - [ Edge now leans in towards Lita and gives her a brief kiss on the lips before the two stand up now with Orton in the background. Both of them looking into the camera before speaking again. ] - ::

"The Kiss Of Death" Lita & "The Rated R Superstar" Edge: BANK ON IT!

:: - [ Both of them with a confident look on their faces as the scene fades out with Orton having his usual grin on as he poses for the camera. ] - ::