[I sat back leaning against the bar as I held a double shot of whiskey in the glass in my hand. Watching the dancer on stage as I got a smirk on my face. You know every once in awhile a guy has just got to kick back and let himself relax before a big event. This was my usual thing, nothing relaxed me more then some fine women and a nice drink to kick back with. It just so happens that strip joints are the easiest place to find both of those, sure I could pick up some little ring rat or kick back with some desperate whore. But I'm not like the rest of the AwF, people like Mysterio and even Austin who need to get what they can. I could have whatever I wanted in this world, and right now all I wanted was to enjoy myself with some entertainment. As well as catch up with somebody, but I could live without the meet and greet if she wasn't here. She walked out from the back, patting the short redhead that was manning the bar on the back and smirking, tossing her blonde hair out of her eyes and walking along the bar, filling drinks and taking tips until she got to the end, smirking. She was wearing a tight cut up t-shirt and a pair of lowcut jeans, tilting her head to one side as she grabbed a whiskey bottle to fill up the man's drink.]
"Sexy Stripper" Angel Russo: Well if I ain't surprised to see you. [smirks]
"AwF Canadian God - Rated R Superstar" Edge: Can never stay away for too long, besides, you know I'm a regular basically before every pay-per-view here. [I smirked back at her.] So have you checked out the card for WrestleMayhem? [I tossed back my drink and held it up for a refill.] Be honest, because I know you are still interested.
"Sexy Stripper" Angel Russo: Yeah, I checked it out. See John is in a lover's spat with his little blonde blow up doll. [Rolls eyes] doesn't really matter. Yeah, I'm still interested but after that whole incident I needed to get away, besides, the club needed me. Half these girls couldn't find talent with both hands and a damn GPS. [Angel pours two shots and takes one herself]
"AwF Canadian God - Rated R Superstar" Edge: [I chuckled at her comment.] Yeah, I know what you mean we have the same problem with the AwF in my opinion. James West couldn't find it even if you pointed straight in front of him where it had huge signs saying "FIND TALENT HERE". Aside from that I see you have kept up with the conditioning though, guess you can get more exercise on that pole then I imagined. [I now looked her up and down.] Eh?
"Sexy Stripper" Angel Russo: Yeah, it's a good training, that and I do work out at the gym still. Were I to have a reason to go back I would be ready for it, but I don't see a reason why. Got no one to hang with, no fun for me.
"AwF Canadian God - Rated R Superstar" Edge: I can see what you mean, I have a hard enough time entertaining myself on the road. I mean sure I have a few people to hang with, but it's not the same since the last time I was around. [I now took a sip of my drink before looking at her.] A reason to come back? I can't think of one, but maybe that's just because I like watching you on this stage before every pay-per-view. Does that make me selfish? [I smirked again before finishing my drink.]
"Sexy Stripper" Angel Russo: Selfish? Nah. Maybe the best fan I've got. But then again. I'm one of the few girls you've been around that didn't need fake tits to get into wrestling [Covers mouth] oops! did I say that out loud?
"AwF Canadian God - Rated R Superstar" Edge: Ouch, I know the diva's back in the locker room felt that shit, even if they didn't hear it. Somewhere deep down inside it just tore them apart a little, [I now pulled at the edge of her t-shirt, before getting a joking tone.] just what exactly is this covering up anyways? I mean it's cut this way, and that...really now...you might as well just give up acting like it's a shirt at all.
"Sexy Stripper" Angel Russo: I got in a fight with a cat? [She laughs] it's just to cover me up for the decency laws that I have to keep behind the bar. Once I get back near the pole I'll be in my regular clothes.
"AwF Canadian God - Rated R Superstar" Edge: I didn't know you had regular clothes...where have you been hiding them all these years? [I leaned over peeking over the bar now, before smirking at her again.] You should come back at some point, even if it's just to hang out backstage. You were a hit the last time you were around, and I'm sure you could have plenty of people drooling all over you. My opponent wouldn't know what to do with you even...
"Sexy Stripper" Angel Russo: Well ... is that an invitation for me to be your valet for the night? I really wouldn't mind bashing in someone's head with a chair again. and seeing a few of the old people would be kind of fun. I could be down for it.
"AwF Canadian God - Rated R Superstar" Edge: Hmmm...[I put a hand on my chin thinking about it.] I don't know if I could even turn down something like that. Of course if you want to come down and hang out, that's totally cool with me. I'll pay for airfare and everything, I figure they can't be paying you as much as they pay me in AwF. Plus I need a distraction every once in awhile...and you were always open to being a distraction if I remember correctly. [Now holding up my glass for another refill.] So long as you can handle me paying for your stay...you can come whenever you want. After all, I do have more money then I know what to do with...so you can't refuse it either way. I have to admit though, you might have some women hassling you if you hang out with me. [I grinned at her now.] I'm irresistable after all.
"Sexy Stripper" Angel Russo: I already sent a few AwF girls through glass, I don't mind doing it again. And yeah, though the money's good here, not enough for a vacation you know? It'd be great to go to another show and get back into the action. And no, I don't mind being a distraction.
"AwF Canadian God - Rated R Superstar" Edge: As far as who you will be distracting, we'll cross that road when we come to it. [I gave her a wink before taking another drink from the glass.] After all, you know me, always keeping myself entertained one way or another.
"Sexy Stripper" Angel Russo: Doesn't matter to me. It doesn't take much to be a distraction when you're me. [Grins and takes a shot herself.]
"AwF Canadian God - Rated R Superstar" Edge: All you got to do is flash a smile and bend over and you got pretty much every guy in the room staring. I know, I feel victim to the bending over schtick...I'm not that easy anymore. So if you ever want to have yourself a vacation from...[I looked around.] all this...you just give me a call.
[She smiled and then nodded at me as I got up and put my glass down on the bar. Checking out the stage for one last moment before I headed for the doors. I think I'm finally ready to get on with this, James West obviously can't get it through his head. I need to tell the camera crew something, so their going to once again get the promo of a lifetime.]
[As AwF camera's open up we see Edge sitting in his locker room in his wrestling gear as he is looking down at the floor. He slowly pushes his hair back behind his ears as he looks into the camera beginning to speak.]
"AwF Canadian God - Rated R Superstar" Edge: You know James West I thought I made it perfectly clear from the beginning of this ordeal, that I wasn't going to let a punk like you take the AwF Undisputed Anarchy championship and tarnish it's image with some ghetto gimmick. Some sort of story about how you worked so hard for three years, oh because three years is a real long time now isn't it? I guess when you have to patiently wait for almost a decade it doesn't amount to anything to you huh? Because the first time that I had World championship material around this waist was after busting my ass for over eight years in World Wrestling Entertainment. Yeah you want to point the finger like I'm some sort of underhanded tactician how I do whatever I can to walk away with another notch in my W column? Well you are damn right that I'm willing to do whatever it takes to walk away with the win, because when you've been in this for as long as I have, you begin to realize that it's nothing personal it's just business. The image that I present to people is one of a prick, I'm perfectly willing to admit that I leave a bitter taste for most. You see, unlike everybody else around here I don't feel the need to cater to each and every personal taste of whoever is in the building. That's right I don't feel the need to suck up to everybody in attendance, and you won't see me going for the cheap pop, see it's not my schtick West. [Edge used finger quotes.] "Mr. Showtime", you want to talk about people who claim to be something they aren't? Well look in the mirror because you have so much hype coming out of that mouth about yourself that you can't possibly keep up with it all. So you've been dashing back and forth from the gym, to studying me like some sort of new species to the planet. James, you don't think I've been hitting the gym? You don't think I pulled up every resource I had to study the man who claims to be better then the AwF Canadian God standing in front of this camera right now? You can think again, because I've got stacks of tapes in my hotel suite, I've got so many gym hours booked in I wouldn't be surprised if I looked like some roid-ragin' freak by the time WrestleMayhem is here. You don't think that I've been paying attention to every little word you've said about how you are the best there is in the Anarchy Wrestling Federation? Well if I'm going to take you for your word, which I have, means that I'm going to do my damndest to be in the best shape of my entire life. My entire career whether you love me or hate me I've shut up the skeptics and managed to rise to the top. James, all these people that ask you these questions. About if you are afraid to step into this trip through eternity series with me...or how you expect to beat a man who has overcome you week in and week out leading up to this extravaganze of an event...I want to know what you really think. I mean you can talk about how you are the baddest man to step into an AwF ring all you want, but I want to know when you head home and you think about it. Just what runs through your mind, I mean if it's that you obviously have the advantage, I don't see where that comes in. I mean I've speared you about a jillion times leading up to this event, and you can call me some sort of coward but who was left standing. After all those spears we got to hook up in that tag team match with you and the current number one contender on one side and me and Stamboli on the other. You know what that lead to? It was once again me standing tall after a spear and a pinfall making this little series of ours...in everybodies minds say that I already have this thing at one and zero. Not to mention the fact that all that frustration leading to this match, it's probably been stirring up inside of you and you know that can't be good for one's mentality. Makes it easier for a guy to slip up in the ring, and you know what...I think that's going to immediately slide me up to two to zero when we step into that ring. What do you know, it looks like from the start of this thing I've already got this thing half done and I haven't even stepped through those ropes. What does that lead me and everybody AwF superstar to believe? Well it's quite simply that at WrestleMayhem I will once and for all be shutting you up...[Edge smirked before he continued.] quite possibly for good.
[Edge now with a wide grin on his face as he think about putting Showtime out of his misery for good.]
"AwF Canadian God - Rated R Superstar" Edge: See most of the superstars around here, don't like you just as much as I do. Even if you think that doesn't matter, it's a huge factor in how all this could turn out. I've already had tons of volunteers that want to come out and whip your ass in the street fight alone...so who knows whether or not there are other plans. I could tell them all that I want to do this by myself, but their just as sick of hearing you bitch and moan and complain about everything just like I am. You were the AwF Undisputed Anarchy champion, it took you three years to get there, bravo you made it to the top. Just because you couldn't stay at the top is no reason to blame me, and I don't see why you make me repeat myself...but since you didn't get it the first five hundred times let me try to make this perfectly clear. [Edge clears his throat.] If I hadn't of put you down and out in that ladder match it would have been somebody else. The way I see it, West, I took it easy on you by taking you down with a single spear. The way I see it, I could of ender your career right then and there if I wanted too. But you know what I did instead? I decided that maybe I should back off, maybe you weren't ready for the big time. So then I hear you going on and on running at the mouth, so I say to myself I started it and I've got to finish it. Well at WrestleMayhem you can not only expect the match of your life, you can expect the fight of your life. I want to take you to place you haven't been, Showtime, so that you know what a real match is like. So that you know exactly what happens when you get in the ring with a real main eventer, not some midget like Mysterio. Not some chump who brags about holding the AwF Undisputed Anarchy championship for several months when there wasn't a single event taking place like Christian. No you are going one on one with a man willing to do anything to rise to the top. A man who is willing to make you look like the punk you are, and then embarrass you even more by taking this series and making a clean sweep of it. You can pretend that you and your fantasy world where you are the best superstar that has ever lived are all finally going to come true at WrestleMayhem. [Edge laughs.] But I've got news for you, I am going to shatter those dreams and make you realize that in the real world there's only one superstar that is going to be getting a shot at the AwF Undisputed Anarchy championship next. There is only one man that is willing to do anything, willing to break anyone just to get his shot. That man is me, and you don't stand a chance at taking me down in the real world James. So keep dreaming, I want you to keep dreaming, because you need all the victories you can get. At WrestleMayhem it's going to be time for reality to check in with you, and then there's going to be one man left standing at the end of our trip through eternity. ME!
[Edge now getting a concerned look on his face after a short while before he continues to speak.]
"AwF Canadian God - Rated R Superstar" Edge: Now West, lately I've been a bit worried about you. I mean honestly, it seems like you have been losing your mind. I don't remember ever wearing the AwF Undisputed Anarchy championship and yet you claim that I did. I never said I gave a crap about it, because frankly it's just another piece of gold to add to my collection. The only reason that I want it around my waist is so that I don't have to be a part of a company that is ruled by midgets and for lack of a better word reekazoids as their champions. Now while you may believe that I want that belt because it signifies the top of this business, I have to point out that I want that belt so I can MAKE IT to the top of our business. In my opinion the Anarchy Wrestling Federation is yet to have a true champion, you are looking at the guy who is going to be the first real champion that this company has ever known. You came out here and talked about all this stuff that I haven't done in my career that you claimed I did, like winning the AwF Undisputed Anarchy championship...and some other unintelligible crap like that. It seriously makes me wonder, this trip through eternity, was it worth going through all that trouble I did to have this type of match with you. I mean you have already lost your marbles, you can't even cut a decent promo, your pride was taken the moment I got the title off from around your waist. All I have left is this shell of what was once a superstar in the AwF, and what is that going to prove to anybody around here? What does that make me, merciful because I finally ended what everybody knows is a dead career? Or is it sadistic because I stripped you of everything and now I'm finally going to be putting you out of your misery? You see what I mean, West, is that after WrestleMayhem I'm going to put you in that grave...but you won't be pulling me down with you. You won't be taking me out of the picture, because at the end of the night I'm going to be left standing tall and proud in front of millions of viewers...while you lay at my feet...A BLOODY MESS! [Edge now brushing his hair back behind his ear again before smirking once more.] See unlike you, Showtime, I don't want to obsess over something so trivial...something that I'll forget a week after it happens. WrestleMayhem is the biggest event of the year...it's just too bad that I'm facing the biggest joke of the year. You can bitch, moan, whine, and complain your way to a match against me at the biggest show of the year, West...I don't care about all that. What I care about is when you say that somebody like me is the biggest whiner of them all, considering the fact that I haven't had a single complaint since I got back. All I've had is people lying on their backs for me, and that's not something I like to complain about. [Edge now licks at his teeth and winks at the camera.] So what it all comes down to really, is me and you, breaking down these matches is going to be easier then breaking you when the bell rings. I don't want to spoil it all now for the folks at home though, I'll let them get some enjoyment out of their next visit from the AwF Canadian God.
[Edge now waves goodbye to the camera as he has a smirk on his face once again. The scene fading as we see someone enter the room but we don't quite know who it is.]
RPER: Brian E-Mail: torture2extreme@aol.com AIM: FlyingJeffHardy Wrestler: Edge Height: 6'5" Weight: 240 lbs. Hair Color: Blond Eye Color: Green Belts: ECWF World Heavyweight(1x) W/L/D: 1-1-0 D.P.E: 5x Signature Moves: Downward Spiral, Spear, Edgecution (aka Impaler), Edgeomatic, Edgeucator Disclaimer: I am not nor do I know Edge personally. This is all fictional development of a charachter by me. I am not affiliated with the WWE/WCW/WWF/ECW in any way. All that is written is a fabrication for my own personal enjoyment as well as others. Credit: Dawn, cause she made the sexy layout. ;) I still owe ya.