Stone Cold Steve Austin || Toughest S.O.B In The CWA

-FOREWORD- “You talk about your psalms… you talk about John 3:16… Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!” that famous quote was the beginning of a new phenomenon, a phenomenon that would change the face of professional wrestling… FOREVER! King of The Ring 1996, when Stone Cold Steve Austin beat Jake ‘the snake’ Roberts and went onto become King of The Ring, he unleashed hell from the on. Austin 3:16 was on everybody’s t-shirt, everybody had an Austin 3:16 sign and everybody bought tickets to see Stone Cold Steve Austin. The night after King of The Ring, when Stone Cold stepped in the ring no longer was professional wrestling a family orientated sport full of bad guys and the good guys that always saved the day. It became a sport with attitude, a sport with edgy angles and foul mouthed, beer-swilling, finger gesturing… toughest S.O.B! Stone Cold Steve Austin would flip a birdie when he wanted, he’d drink a few beers when he wanted and he’d beat up whom he wanted, when he wanted. After several years away from the limelight of professional wrestling, Stone Cold Steve Austin is back in the sport, but now in the new number one federation… the CWA!

The scene opens up, Michael Cole is stood there backstage in the CWA RAW arena, he’s got a microphone in his hand as the house show in Madison Square Garden begins to kick in at full swing.

RAW is WAR Interviewer || Michael Cole: What an incredible night it’s been already here tonight at Madison Square Garden.

Suddenly, the camera pans out to a wide shot revealing Stone Cold Steve Austin standing there with his arms folded looking at an obviously intimidated Michael Cole. The on looking crowd let out a huge roar of cheers.

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: WHAT?!

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

RAW is WAR Interviewer || Michael Cole: I was ju…

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: WHAT?!

RAW is WAR Interviewer || Michael Cole: I was just…

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: WHAT?!

RAW is WAR Interviewer || Michael Cole: It’s been a great ni…

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: WHAT?!

RAW is WAR Interviewer || Michael Cole: Steve, I was jus…

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: Nah, go ahead…

RAW is WAR Interviewer || Michael Cole: I was just going t…

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: WHAT?!

Stone Cold looks at an intimidated Cole.

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: You gonna ask me a bunch of questions? Is that what you were going to do?

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: You were gonna ask me a bunch of questions?

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: Well I’m not gonna answer your stupid questions because I got TWO things I wanna talk about…

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: You understand two?

Michael Cole nods his head.

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: The first thing I wanna talk about is that Stone Cold is back.

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: Stone Cold is back.

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: Stone Cold is back.

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: I’m not back to walk around and wish every man good luck.

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: Michael, I’m back to tell every man that I’m gonna open up a can o’ whoop ass.

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: I’m gonna turn this sumbitch upside down.

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: Upside down.

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: Upside down.

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: Stone Cold is here to raise hell again.

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: Number TWO! I’m fixing to start whooping everybody’s ass in the back because Stone Cold is back to raise hell and that’s exactly what I’m gonna do.

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: And that’s the bottom line…

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: ‘cause STONE COLD SAID SO!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: And that’s the bottom line…

RAW is WAR || CWA Fans: WHAT?!

Texas Rattlesnake || Steve Austin: And that’s the bottom line… ‘cause STONE COLD SAID SO!

Stone Cold Steve Austin threw the microphone back at Michael Cole and walked off.