DT: We’re back from break and I’ve gotta tell ya, this is the one I’ve been waiting for all night.

DM: This one’s not for the title, but it’s a big one. This guy’s been a thorn in both Cross and Lindsay Troy’s side for a while now.

MN: Speaking of Cross, I know he knows who this second Dis guy is and he’s holding out on us. I’m still going with Troy Windham.

DM: Wasn’t that your guess for the first Dis, too?

MN: Yeah, so?

DM: That worked out pretty well doncha think?

MN: Shut up.

DT: Will we find out who the second Dis is tonight? Let’s go up to the ring for our main event!!!!!

TF: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall and is your MAAAIN EVEENT!!!!!!

(Crowd pop)

TF: Introducting first….

(A masked man steps out onto the main stage to the strains of “Hallowed Be Thy Name” by Iron Maiden, the former music used by Lindsay Troy under the “Dis” mask. Thunderous boos trumpet his arrival as he stalks menacingly straight to the ring without so much as a glance at the crowd.)

TF: From Parts Unknown….weight unknown…..this is….DDDDIIIISSSS TWWOOOO!!!!!!

(Dis 2 climbs into the ring and leans back in a corner.)

(CUE UP: “Money, Power, Respect” by Li’l Kim, The Lox & DMX to a mostly favorable ovation – but an ovation irregardless.)

TF: And his opponent…..from Tampa, Florida…weighing in at one hundred seventy pounds….she is the EPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…..THE QUEEN OF THE RING…..LIIIINNNDSSAAAAAAY TROOOOOYYYYY!!!!!

(Troy steps out onto the stage, pyro erupting all around her and staring directly into the eyes of the masked man in the ring. Troy pats the gold around her waist and raises a fist into the air as the crowd alternately cheers and boos.)

DT: There’s our World Champion…and this crowd can’t seem to decide if they like her or not!

DM: Well I’d say it was safe to say she was pretty well reviled last week what with that grandiose display for her first moments as champ, but with this Dis 2 character in the ring I think she’s getting some cheers for the sake of booing him.

(Troy makes it to the ring and climbs in. The referee takes the belt and proceeds to check Miss Troy’s boots and tights. He does the same for Dis 2.)

(SFX: Bell Rings)

DT: The bell rings and things are under….wait a second, what the hell??

(From the top of the stage a mysterious dry ice/smoke effect starts to billow out.)

DM: What’s with the smoke?

MN: You burn the popcorn again, Thomas??

(The smoke starts to dissipate, and behind is left a large box, a curtain across the front. Troy and Dis 2 look on in interest from the ring.)

DT: That’s not popcorn unless someone is REALLY hungry.

(Slowly the curtain on the front raises and once again we see the mysterious DIS THREE, complete with mask and evil-style cape, like some bizarre lucha. He raises the mic and speaks, his voice distorted.)

DIS THREE: MY FAIREST MAIDEN... I PRESENT YOU A PRESENT!!!!! (From the scaffolding, a narrow white box drops via a pulley type of device. Lindsay is apprehensive but opens the present. It's a large, black dildo.)

DIS THREE: NOW YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH THAT!!! AND EVEN IT WON'T BE AS FULFILLING AS WHEN YOU DRINK FROM MY CHALICEOF SUFFERING FOR YOUR SINS!!!!!!

DT: Sick!

MN: Yeah! Make her drink from the chalice!

(Dis 3 goes and sits back in the box and spins. The curtain mysteriously drops again. Lindsay charges up the ramp to the box, opens the curtain and sees no one inside – as the masked man has apparently vanished yet again. The dry ice smoke hits again, and Lindsay is confused as this time the box dissapears.)

DT: Lindsay Troy is standing at the top of the stage irate at this turn of events…and here comes Dis 2!! Dis 2 is charging up the ramp after her!...Troy turns, ducks a clothesline!! Dropkick to the masked man and he hits steel!!

DM: Dis 2 saw an opening and tried to capitalize but no dice!!

MN: And I thought Troy liked it from behind….

DT: Troy over to Dis 2 as he rises to his feet….open palm strike to the side of the head!! Kick to the ribs! Roundhouse kick to the head and Dis 2 hits the deck again!! Troy pulling him up and headed back to the ring!!

DM: Dis 2 better watch out for those feet. What Lindsay Troy lacks in brute strength she more than makes up for with athleticism and martial arts training.

DT: Troy gets him to the ring, rolls him back in and follows…Dis up, blocks a punch from Troy, throws one of his own….Troy ducks and slips underneath….full nelson….up with a full nelson sl….NO!! Dis reverses by hooking the leg….he goes down face first and sweeps Troy’s feet out from under her!! Troy on her face and Dis is wailing away on the back of her head!!

MN: That’ll teach her!!

DT: Dis up….and an elbow across the back of the head!! Another! Dis up now and going to the legs, he wraps them around one leg and falls back, snatching Troy in a facelock for the STF!!!

DM: One thing this Dis 2 character has shown in his short time here is his fondness for submission holds. He practically took Cross’ knee out with that figure four around the ringpost upon his first showing.

DT: Dis cranking back on the neck of the World Champion as Troy has a hand up fighting to get free! The referee is asking Troy for the submission but she’s shaking her head furiously and emphatically NO!!

DM: Well, as much as one can shake their head while in the STF.

DT: Dis 2 pulling back hard as Troy continues to fight and DIS TWO STARTS RAKING HIS FINGERNAILS ACROSS THE EYES OF TROY!!!

DM: Well that seemed a little uncalled for.

DT: Troy screaming out and the referee is now calling for the break!! He’s up to three….four….and we have a clean break.

MN: Give her a taste of her own medicine. Men have been getting clawed by women for years. It’s called payback.

DT: Dis 2 up and looking at the ref. Meanwhile Lindsay Troy is coming to a knee…Dis with a kick to the head and Troy goes flat on her back!!

DM: That distraction from the so-called Dis Three is really costing Troy right now. She’s taking a hell of a beating early on.

DT: Dis 2 pulls Troy to her feet…snap suplex!! Pulling her back up now, whip into the corner and charging in…. NO! Troy gets both boots up, leaning back on the turnbuckle!! Dis 2 stumbling back….turns around….Troy steps up onto the second turnbuckle and flies off with a big leg lariat….NO!! Dis 2 catches her!! Backbreaker and Lindsay Troy crumbles to the mat!!

DM: Just when you think Troy’s mounting a comeback!!

MN: She’s back on her back where she belongs! All that’s left is her legs in the air!

DT: Geez, Neely….

MN: Oh, like you wouldn’t hit it.

DT: Dis 2 over to the ropes, springboard and a leg across the throat!! The cover….ONE, TWO…..TROY GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPES!! Dis 2 to the corner, two hands on the ropes and he flings himself back with a body press….NOO!!! TROY GOT THE KNEES UP!!!

DM: Here’s the opening!!

DT: Dis 2 writhing around holding his midsection as Troy tries to bring herself to her feet….Dis 2 over and he’s met with an elbow to the midsection!!..Troy to her feet!! Lindsay Troy grabs Dis 2 by the arm and quickly heads up top and leaps off….TOP ROPE ARMBREAKER AND DIS 2 IS IN TREMENDOUS PAIN!!!

DM: Talk about your impressive maneuvers!! This young lady isn’t World Champ for nothin’!!

DT: Troy up and fired up!! She hits the ropes…front flip legdrop!! A cover!! ONE!! TWO!! NO!!! Dis 2 JUST KICKS OUT IN TIME!!

MN: Too close!!

DT: Troy back up again, lifting Dis 2 to his feet….underhook…..and PLANTS HIS FACE RIGHT INTO THE MAT!! TROY GOING UP TOP…SHOOTING STAR PRESS….INTO A FROG SPLASH!!! OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDD!!! THE COVER!!! ONE!!!! TWO!!! THREE!!!

NO!!!! Dis 2 got his arm out JUST IN TIME!! HOW THE HELL??

MN: I’m comin’ ‘Lizabeth!!

DM: I don’t know how Dis 2 got out of that pinfall but what an UNEBELIEVABLE MANEUVER FROM THE WORLD CHAMPION!!!!

DT: Troy back up!! She hits the ropes…NO!! SHE LEAPS AND SPRINGS OF THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH AN ASAI MOONSAULT BUT TO A DOWNED DIS 2!! ANOTHER COVER!! ONE!!! TWO!!!! AND….HOLD ON!!

(Someone dives into the ring and pulls Troy from the ring to the outside and start hammering away at her on the outside.)

DT: IT'S AJ CIRRUS!!! WHAT THE HELL?! I KNEW HE’D SIGNED A CONTRACT BUT WHAT’S HE DOING ATTACKING LINDSAY TROY?!

MN: AJ Cirrus?!?! Who?? WHAT?!?!

DM: Is this some sort of hold-over thing from A1E?? Why is he helping Dis 2 against Troy?

DT: Troy trying hard to fight back but Cirrus is on the offensive in a big way! Dis 2 is just leaning forward against the ropes….HERE HE COMES WITH A SLINGSHOT PLANCHA AND NOOOOO!!! LINDSAY TROY PULLED AJ CIRRUS INTO THE PATH OF THAT MOVE!! BOTH CIRRUS AND DIS 2 ARE DOWN!! TROY PULLS CIRRUS UP!! DRIVING SHOULDER TO THE GUT!! CIRRUS GOES BACK HARD AGAINST THE APRON!! SHE’S GOT DIS 2!! SHE’S GOING FOR THE MASK!!!

DM: Lindsay Troy has had enough!!!

DT: Troy furiously ripping at the mask in the back as Dis 2 fights to keep the mask on!! Cirrus up and charges!! Missed clothesline! One final pull and the MASK IS OFF!! THE MASK IS OFF AND IT’S KEN CLOVERLEAF!! IT’S KEN CLOVERLEAF!!!

MN: Holy crap!! It’s the Canadians!! They’re attacking!! Everyone under the desk!!

DM: What the?? (to Neely) Where the hell are you going??

DT: It’s Ken Cloverleaf and Lindsay Troy is standing there in shock!! Cloverleaf with a clotheline and Troy goes down like a shot!! Cirrus is back!! He’s got Troy locked into a full nelson and OHHH!!!! Cloverleaf with a superkick to Troy’s face and AJ Cirrus just lifted her up and over with a full nelson suplex on the floor!! Troy is in some real trouble!!

(SFX: Bell rings)

DM: I think this match is over with…..looks like our ref is calling for a no contest, but these two aren’t done yet!!

DT: Cloverleaf over to Troy and he’s rolling her in the ring and wishboning her around the post…..he’s gonna….somebody stop him!!

MN: Figure four around the post, baby!!

DT: Cloverleaf has it locked in and AJ Cirrus is on the inside wailing away at the World Champion with rights and lefts!!

(Overwhelming crowd pop as Cross comes charging down the aisle in street clothes.)

DT: Here comes Cross!! He’s in the ring, but AJ Cirrus sees him! Right hand from Cirrus blocked! Cross returns with a right hand!! Another!! Another!! He shoves Cirrus into the ropes….

DM: Cloverleaf’s releasing that figure four too and sneaking in behind Cross…

DT: Cross takes AJ Cirrus by the neck and tosses him HIGH OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!!!

DM: Look out behind you!!

MN: SHHH!!

DT: Cloverleaf coming up behind Cross, spins him around and a haymaker is blocked!! Cross shoves Cloverleaf off the ropes and catches him with a vicious spinebuster!!! AJ Cirrus scrambling to his feet and climbing the top rope!! Cross turns around and catches a vicious missile dropkick right between the eyes!!! Cloverleaf up…turning Cross over….TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!!!

MN: Yeah baby!! Make him scream!!

DT: Cloverleaf cinching it in and pulling back as Cross clutches that bad knee!!

DM: That knee’s gonna snap!!

DT: Cloverleaf pulling back as Cirrus stomps away on the knee!! Somebody get security out here!! For the love of GOD!!

MN: You’re no fun!

DT: Cloverleaf finally letting go of the hold but Lindsay Troy and Cross are both in a very bad way right now!! I can’t believe this damn Ken Cloverleaf!! WAIT?? NOW WHO THE HELL IS THIS???

(Someone leaps out of the stands and scrambles in under the ropes, just walking over to behind AJ Cirrus and Ken Cloverleaf – who are standing over the downed Cross.)

DM: Hold on just a second! That’s Steven Shane!! If I’m not mistake, he was Ken Cloverleaf’s long time tag partner!

DT: Shane’s just standing behind these guys…he’s tapping Cloverleaf on the shoulder!! Cloverleaf turns fist raised…and his face just went white!!

DM: Whoa!! Don’t think Mr. Shane was invited to the party!

DT: I’d say not!! Ken Cloverleaf hesitating here but CIRRUS IS ALL OVER SHANE!! LEFT FROM CIRRUS!! RIGHT FROM SHANE!! LEFT!! RIGHT!! Cloverleaf is still just standing here stunned!! Cloverleaf looking…turns…AND MY GOD ITS LINDSAY TROY FROM THE TOP ROPE!! SUPER HURRICANRANA!!!! KEN CLOVERLEAF GOES FLYING!!!!

MN: DEAR GOD SHE’S ALIVE???

DT: TROY ALL OVER CLOVERLEAF!! SHE’S RAINING DOWN LEFTS AND RIGHT AS STEVEN SHANE LIKEWISE GETS THE UPPERHAND ON AJ CIRRUS!!!!

DM: Cross is down and out, having slipped out of the ring but this is chaos right now!!!

DT: TROY WITH CLOVERLEAF UP AND TOSSES HIM HEADFIRST OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! SHANE DOES THE SAME WITH CIRRUS AND THIS PLACE IS GOING CRAZY!!

(Insane face pop)

DT: Troy is down to a knee from exhaustion and holding onto that right knee but she’s staring a hole in Ken Cloverleaf!! Shane looking back now and catching her gaze, and Troy gives a little nod!

DM: Don’t think that was part of the plan but I’m guessing Troy is quite happy with the result.

(Cloverleaf and AJ Cirrus regroup on the outside and start to back up the ramp.)

DT: What a way to end Aggression!! That’s it folks!! For Mike Neely and Dean Matthews, I’m Dave Thomas!! GOODNIGHT!!!!

(Shane and Troy stare out at the retreating Cirrus and Cloverleaf as Cross gets in the ring himself and stumbles to the center of the ring alongside them.)

FIN