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[ The scene opens up outside where there is a crowd of people. A limo pulls up and the limo driver steps out and opens the door for the person in the back. The person turns out to be....THE ROCK! The crowd of people there go crazy as they see The Rock stepping out of the limo smiling. ] ' the great one ' THE ROCK : FINNNNNNNNNALLLLLLLY THE ROCK...HASSS COME BACK...TO THE PEOPLE! [ The crowd cheers as The Rock begins to walk inside the building. ] ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Now The Rock is gonna step into this building here for a while then come back out later to see the people! [ The Rock steps into the building and goes up
the stairs and opens a door to enter. There is a guy standing right
there in front of The Rock dressed just like The Rock. ] ' the camera man ' Joe : Welcome to the set of MAD TV Rock... ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Woah Woah Woah...let The Rock ask you a question... ' the camera man ' Joe : Go right ahead... ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Why are you dressed like The Rock? You got the leather pants..the leather vest..you even got a cheap brahma bull belt. ' the camera man ' Joe : Well I just thought dress like you since you were coming here. ' the great one ' THE ROCK : What is your job here? ' the camera man ' Joe : I'm one of the camera men. ' the great one ' THE ROCK : ..And your dressed like The Rock to just to watch The Rock on camera? ' the camera man ' Joe : Yup.. ' the great one ' THE ROCK : You SICK FFFFREEEAAK! Why don't just do your job and keep your sick ass away from The Rock.. ' the camera man ' Joe : Ok..I'll just take you over to Will Sasso...the guy your gonna talk to. ' the great one ' THE ROCK : No no no..The Rock can get there by himself. The Rock doesn't need a sick freak like you to bring him over there. [ The Rock walks over to where a MAD TV star..Will Sasso is. He is wearing a Rock brahma bull T-Shirt. ] ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : Hey Rock how ya doing? ' the great one ' THE ROCK : I'm doing great Will..how about you? ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : Same...So I hear you've been doing great up in hollywood. ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Ya damn right...and The Rock will soon be the biggest star in Hollywood! ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : Wow! I can't to see that happen...I even have one of your movies right here..The Scorpion King...I think this is one of your best movies so far.. ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Yeah I think so too.. ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : So I was wonderin' if you could autograph it for me... ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Yeah sure... ' the camera man ' Joe : Uh..Can I have one too? ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Do you have a movie for The Rock to autograph? ' the camera man ' Joe : No..not a movie..I want you to autograph my thigh... [ The Rock has a disgusted look on his face. ] ' the great one ' THE ROCK : WHAT IN THEEE BLUE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?? First you coem here dressed like The Rock dresses sometimes and then you want The Rock to autograph your thigh!? I think the only thing you should be doing right now is shutting your mouth and knowing your damn role and that is to be a camera man! All you do is film what's goin' on! ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : Yeah that guy isn't right...he's got major problems.. ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Yeah, The Rock can see that....Well here's your movie.. ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : Thanks Dwayne... ' the great one ' THE ROCK : No no..it's THE ROCK! ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : Ok..Rock....I seen your match last week on ..and it was a great main event. You really kicked ass. Even though you lost ' the great one ' THE ROCK : The Rock's whoopin' ass all over! ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : Yes you was...So do you have a match this week? ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Yeah..The Rock's facing Shane. at Bound for Glory ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : Isn't he that guy that has the world heavyweight championship for TNA? ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Yeah, he's that punk ass jabroni who thinks he's a prime time wrestler... ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : I saw last week when all tried to gang up on you backstage.. ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Those jabronis are gonna get it this week on Raw...The Rock don't care if it's gonna be the damn TNA vs The Rock or just Shane vs The Rock because this week The Rock is gonna come back to TNA from his movie career and is going to get that NWA world heavyweight title back..no matter what it takes! ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : You do that Rock! I can't wait to see it this week. ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Yeah..The Rock can't wait to get into the ring with shane [ Will pulls out a guitar. ] ' the
great one ' THE ROCK : What.. are you gonna play a song for The
Rock? ' mad tv
star ' Will Sasso : Yeah..I'm gonna play a song by Chris
Cagle...Ok here it is.... ' the great one ' THE ROCK : Chicks dig it? Dig what? ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : Me... ' the great one ' THE ROCK : No no no..the chicks dig..THE ROCK! Not you! ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : ....Ok...they dig The Rock....and Me.. ' the great one ' THE ROCK : No..just The Rock! ' mad tv
star ' Will Sasso : Ok ok..just The Rock.. ' the great one ' THE ROCK : That's right..and as for Shane a next week at bound for glory...GET READY! Get ready for the ass whoopin' of a lifetime! Ya' don't mess with The Rock and think your off the hook because your just gonna get yourself into trouble with The Rock! Can ya smell it? As a matter fact that smell was open ass! All three of them smelled like open ass! Maybe it was because The Rock had already wiped his ass with your shirts..Shane..get this into your head....You just..plain and simple..CAN'T STOP..CAAAAAN'T STOP THE ROCK..EVA'! You step into the ring with The Rock and bound to get your ass whooped! Shane..you just better get ready to go ONE ON ONE...WITH THE GREAT ONE...THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION...THHEEE MOST ELECTRIFYING MAN IN SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT.........THE ROCK and The Rock says Just Bring It! Bring it all! Bring your friends..because The Rock will whoop their asses too! .THE ROCK bay-bah! IF YA SMELL WHAT THE ROCK....IS COOKIN! [ The Rock gets up from the chair and the camera moves over to Will Sasso. He smiles. ] ' mad tv star ' Will Sasso : ...And that's the bottom line 'cause...Will Sasso said so! ' the great one ' THE ROCK : No no..THE ROCK SAID SO! [ The scene fades away. ]
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