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PaulNJ21
09-27-04, 06:43 PM
BRANDON JACOBS: This next match is a rematch of sorts of the match where Felix Red won the right to face Manson at the PPV.

JONATHAN MARX: Except instead of Gideon, Luster is the third man and he has a long history with El Arco Iris.

VIC WATERS: An undefeated Luster coming off his big win over Shawn Hart…

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster had his best match in ages against Shawn Hart so it looks like the time off really did him some good. He looks in really good condition and he has a renewed vigor in his step.

JONATHAN MARX: Both Felix Red and El Arco Iris are coming off two really close title matches and now both men are looking for a rebound victory to get back into title contention.

VIC WATERS: Johnny, your father is one of the owners. What are the rumors that your father has an announcement to make after this match?

JONATHAN MARX: I am not exactly sure what it is about, but if Wink is going to take a break from all of the legal stuff happening behind the scenes with the Inner Circle to come out here, it must be important. Wink did say that the announcement would fulfill a dream of the WFW’s when it first started so it must be big.

BRANDON JACOBS: If Wink is excited about it, it must be big. But the owners have strange tastes so who knows. All I know is we are in for a hell of a match between Felix Red, El Arco Iris, and Luster.

JONATHAN MARX: I am not really sure who has the advantage in this match, history would say Felix Red but El Arco Iris’ outing at Cherry Blossom Chaos amidst all those brawlers was tremendous.

VIC WATERS: With all the animosity between Felix Red and El Arco Iris, if Luster played his cards right and picked his opportunities, he could walk out of this match with the win.

JONATHAN MARX: That is very true, I’ve seen that happen in a lot of three way matches, you have to keep your focus that you are battling two people instead of one and you can’t get too carried away with any one person or it will work to your disadvantage.

BRANDON JACOBS: This one looks like it is going to be a dead heat, lets send this one to the ring and get this underway!

RING ANNOUNCER: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A THREE WAY DANCE! The first man to get a pinfall or submission, wins the match. Introducing first, a member of Team LOVE, weighing in at 213 pounds and standing at 6 feet, three inches, “The Boy Who Destroyed The World” and former BAD World Heavyweight Champion, FELIX RED!

::Felix Red comes down to the ring to the loud boos from the crowd::

(CUEUP: “Tunak Tunak Tun” by Dahler Mendhi)

RING ANNOUNCER: His opponent, hailing from over the rainbow, the Prince of Prismatic, EL ARCO IRIS!

::El Arco Iris walks down to a huge pop from the crowd, dozens of children can been seen in the crowd wearing El Arco Iris masks::

(CUEUP: “"Funkytown" by Disco Fever)

RING ANNOUNCER: And last but not least, the man who helped end Hart’s WFW World Heavyweight Title reign and the sexiest man in all of WFW, from Atlanta, Georgia… LUSTER!

::Luster comes down dancing to the ring as the crowd cheers loudly::

*bell rings*

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster and El Arco Iris are talking amongst themselves about will lock up with Felix Red first and El Arco Iris insists that Luster goes first so he steps towards the center of the ring with Felix Red in order to lock up.

JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris is such a good sport letting El Arco Iris lock up with Felix Red. I wish all of my opponents were the gentleman El Arco Iris is.

VIC WATERS: Bah, El Arco Iris makes me sick. Always happy and hugging people… I rule the day when he wins a title and I have to hug that freak next to you.

BRANDON JACOBS: I can’t believe you are filled with so much hatred for someone who makes so many children happy.

VIC WATERS: Let them go play Donkey Kong on their Atari and get that smiling freak off my screen.

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster and Felix Red lock up and Luster slip behind Felix Red and chicken wings the arm.

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red may have been caught off guard there. While Luster can get down and dirty, he is quite the technician and Luster is sticking to his roots.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED THROWS A SHOT BACK WITH HIS ARM BUT LUSTER DUCKS! Luster elbows Felix Red in back of the head and then lets go of Felix Red.

JONATHAN MARX: Luster clocked him with that shot.

VIC WATERS: That was a dirty shot but these fans love Luster no matter what he does.

JONATHAN MARX: These ladies like Luster dirty…err… that came out wrong.

BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is upset with Luster for that shot to the back of the head and now El Arco Iris is chopping Luster in rapid succession right across the chest and he is backing up Luster!

JONATHAN MARX: Listen to those shots, El Arco Iris is just tearing into him.

BRANDON JACOBS: NOW LUSTER IS COMING BACK WITH SOME OF HIS OWN AND THE MUCH SMALL EL ARCO IRIS IS ROCKING BACK AND FORTH TAKING THE CHOPS FROM THE MUCH BIGGER LUSTER!

VIC WATERS: Rip him to shreds!

BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS IS ON SHAKY GROUND… LUSTER CHARGES EL ARCO IRIS AND THEY BOTH GO OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE FLOOR!

VIC WATERS: Damn, Luster put his own body at risk to take out El Arco Iris, it just goes to show you how much he wants to keep this winning streak alive.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red is getting up off the mat and he is shaking off some cobwebs… both El Arco Iris and Luster are out on the floor and Luster looks like he will be the first man back to his feet.

VIC WATERS: Luster can take an incredible amount of punishment, he crashed hard onto the floor and was able to manage to get up quickly.

JONATHAN MARX: He is going to need it if he wants to survive these two.

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster picks El Arco Iris up…. BOTH MEN ARE EXCHANGING PUNCHES BACK AND FORTH! Felix Red regains his senses and bounces off the ropes….. FELIX RED LEAPS ONTO LUSTER AND EL ARCO IRIS ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A PLANCHA AND ALL THREE MEN GO DOWN!

CROWD: BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS! BAD KICKS ASS!

JONATHAN MARX: My god, Felix Red put it all on the line to take out both men without any regard for his body. He is truly one of the best.

VIC WATERS: He could have nearly killed himself.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red is the first man to get back up and he is putting Luster over the guardrail…. FELIX RED CLIMBS UP ONTO THE GUARDRAIL AND HE HITS LUSTER RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE BICYCLE KICK AND LUSTER TUMBLES INTO THE CROWD!

JONATHAN MARX: Felix Red is going balls out right now showing the combination of aerial ability and MMA ability which has made him famous in WFW.

VIC WATERS: Poor, poor Luster…

BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is finally getting up off of the ground…. A tired Felix Red is trying to get up amidst all of the fans… EL ARCO IRIS REACHES OUT AND GRABS THE HAIR OF FELIX RED AND PULLS HIM TOWARDS THE GUARDRAIL…. EL ARCO IRIS LOCKS ON A DRAGON SLEEPER ON FELIX RED ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GUARDRAIL AND IT IS DIGGING RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF FELIX RED!

JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris is a master of applying technical moves even in least technical of situations like this brawl on the floor. He gives a good name to luchadors everywhere.

BRANDON JACOBS: The referee is exiting the ring and he is telling all three men that they have to get back into the ring…

JONATHAN MARX: This referee is starting to love ever the more frustrated.

VIC WATERS: How would you be if you lost control of the match this quickly?

JONATHAN MARX: These referees just need to put their foot down and show people’s whose boss.

VIC WATERS: Tony Danza?

BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS BREAKS THE HOLD BUT HE RELOCKS ON A FRONT FACE LOCK AND CLIMBS UP ONTO THE GUARDRAIL….. CROWN OF HATHOR INTO THE CROWD!

CROWD: IRIS! IRIS! IRIS!

JONATHAN MARX: The fans seem to be loving this, but the referee is not.

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster is getting up from the bicycle kick he took earlier…. He looks a little shaking up. El Arco Iris is getting up from the Crown of Hathor… LUSTER KICKS EL ARCO IRIS IN THE STOMACH AND HE PICKS EL ARCO IRIS UP AND HE FUNK & WAGNALL POWERBOMBS EL ARCO IRIS BACK INTO THE RINGSIDE AREA!

VIC WATERS: That should wipe the smile off of his face.

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster picks the barely conscious Felix Red off the ground….. HE FUNK & WAGNALL POWERBOMBS HIM BACK INTO THE RINGSIDE AREA RIGHT NEXT TO EL ARCO IRIS!

JONATHAN MARX: Luster is on fire, he has to get one of these men back in the ring and go for a pinfall attempt.

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster steps over the barrier and the ref is yelling at him to get this match back in the ring… Luster looks down at both men and he throws Felix Red back into the ring and rolls in after him.

JONATHAN MARX: This is an interesting choice for Luster, he must have felt that between the Crown of Hathor and the Funk & Wagnall Powerbomb that Felix Red has had the most taken out of him.

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster lifts Felix Red off the mat….. LUSTER LOCKS ON THE SLEEPER ON FELIX RED AND HE IS GOING TO TRY TO MAKE FELIX RED PASS OUT!

VIC WATERS: What a feather in Luster’s cap it would be if he could pull off this victory against Felix Red, a man who just took Manson to his limit.

JONATHAN MARX: Knowing Luster, if he won the title, he would rename our main show Almost Live to Pimps Up, Hos Down.

VIC WATERS: Don’t be hating on a playa.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED IS WAVING HIS ARMS LIKE A MADMAN TRYING TO BREAK FREE FROM THE GRASP OF LUSTER BEFORE HE PUTS HIM OUT! The ref is checking to make sure Luster doesn’t transition this sleeper into a choke.

VIC WATERS: I don’t trust Luster for a second.

JONATHAN MARX: Luster has put his history of treachery and deceit behind him. He is a new man and deserves a second chance and thankfully the fans here in WFW are much more forgiving than you are.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED LOOKS LIKE HE IS STARTING TO GO OUT! Luster is sapping the energy right out of him.

VIC WATERS: FIGHT IT FELIX!

BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is beginning to stir on the outside.

JONATHAN MARX: Remember, this isn’t an elimination match, if Luster gets the submission here, this match is over. If El Arco Iris wants to win this match, he better get back in the ring.

BRANDON JACOBS: The referee lifts up the arm of Felix Red….. FELIX RED REACHES BACK AND HE GRABS THE HAIR OF LUSTER! LUSTER IS SHAKING FELIX RED LIKE A RAG DOLL IN ORDER TO MAKE HIM LET GO BUT FELIX RED IS REFUSING! The ref is trying to step in order to make them break because the hairpull is illegal…. LUSTER TRANSITIONS INTO A CHOKE AND FELIX RED LETS GO AND IS GASPING FOR AIR!

VIC WATERS: See, I told you Luster couldn’t be trusted. He is choking Felix Red!

JONATHAN MARX: Luster was trying to make him let go of his hair before he ripped it out. The ladies wouldn’t like it if he had a huge clump of hair missing in the middle of his head.

VIC WATERS: Excuses, excuses, excuses…

BRANDON JACOBS: THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO PRY TO ARMS OF LUSTER OPEN IN ORDER TO MAKE HIM LET GO! Wait a second, El Arco Iris is coming back onto the apron. EL ARCO IRIS IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!

JONATHAN MARX: I wonder what El Arco Iris is planning here, he does most of his moves from the top rope when his opponent is down.

BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND HE HITS LUSTER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK AND BOTH LUSTER AND FELIX RED GO DOWN TO THE GROUND! It appears that the Luster and Felix Red landed on the ref!

JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris may have hurt his own cause with that move.

BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is back on his feet and he lines up both Luster and Felix Red right next to each other…. EL ARCO IRIS BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND DOES A QUEBRADA ONTO BOTH MEN!

JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris hit that to perfection.

VIC WATERS: It won’t do him any good if the referee doesn’t wake up.

BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris walks over to the referee and he is trying to revive him. The referee is beginning to move but he doesn’t look in all that great of shape.

JONATHAN MARX: All he needs to do is wake up enough to count the there because it looks like El Arco Iris has him.

BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS CLIMBS ONTO BOTH MEN AND THE REFEREE IS CRAWLING OVER TO MAKE THE COUNT! 1----------------------------------------------------------------------------2--------------------------------------------------------------- BOTH MEN KICK OUT AT THE KNICK OF TIME!

JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris almost had both of them, all he has to do is use his quickness to get a three and he is victory bound.

VIC WATERS: These two men are tough, it is going to take a truck to keep them down.

BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS GRABS THE ARM OF LUSTER AND HE SPINS LUSTER AROUND AND AROUND IN A LA MAGISTRAL…. .. EL ARCO IRIS FINALLY STOPS! The referee goes down to count the three count! 1------------------------------------------2-------------------------------------- FELIX RED DIVES ONTO EL ARCO IRIS TO BREAK THE THREE COUNT TO MAKE THE SAVE!

JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris almost had him, I have no idea where Felix Red had the energy to make that save but he sure is a warrior in that ring.

VIC WATERS: Felix Red needs to step up and use some of the explosive offense that he has to take these two out.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red and El Arco Iris are wrestling around on the ground…. EL ARCO IRIS MANAGES TO GET ON TOP OF HIM AND HE CHICKEN WINGS THE ARM OF FELIX RED AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!

VIC WATERS: NOOOO!

BRANDON JACOBS: The referee is going down for the count! 1-----------------------------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------- LUSTER MAKES THE SAVE!

JONATHAN MARX: Thank god for Luster…

VIC WATERS: Or that guy in charge of that other place….

BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is up and he and Luster are exchanging chops back and forth….. FELIX RED BOLTS UP AND HE HITS A SPINNING HEEL KICK ON EL ARCO IRIS! HE HITS A SPINNING HEEL KICK ON LUSTER! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!

CROWD: FELIX! FELIX! FELIX!

JONATHAN MARX: While they may not like Felix Red’s evil ways, they sure do love his kicks.

BRANDON JACOBS: Felix Red bounces off the ropes…. HE JUMPS UP AND HE LANDS WITH A TWISTING DOUBLE LEG DROP ON BOTH MEN! Felix Red goes for the cover on El Arco Iris! 1---------------------------------------------------2--------------------------- EL ARCO IRIS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!

JONATHAN MARX: As we saw at Cherry Blossom Chaos, El Arco has a hell of a pain threshold. He was in there with Psycho from beginning to end and there is nobody who can take abuse like Psycho has.

VIC WATERS: Felix Red is close to victory. I can sense it.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED IS CALLING FOR THE ECSTASY TO AGONY! Felix Red picks El Arco Iris up…. LUSTER DIVES FROM BEHIND AND TRIPS FELIX RED UP! El Arco Iris lands on top of Felix Red!

JONATHAN MARX: MAKE THE COUNT REF!

BRANDON JACOBS: The referee goes down to the mat! 1-----------------------------2--------------------- LUSTER GRABS THE LEGS OF FELIX RED AND PULLS HIM FROM UNDER EL ARCO IRIS BEFORE HE CAN GET THE THREE! Luster grabs the legs of Felix Red…. HE FLIPS FORWARD WITH A BRIDGE!

JONATHAN MARX: Luster always says he is agile, but damn, at his size that is an impressive move.

BRANDON JACOBS: THE REFEREE GOES DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT! 1---------------------------2-------------------- EL ARCO IRIS JUMPS ONTO THE STOMACH OF LUSTER WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP IN ORDER TO BREAK THE COUNT!

JONATHAN MARX: Holy cow…

VIC WATERS: Luster is going to be sore tomorrow.

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster looks like he may have hurt a rib or something the way he is writhing in pain. FELIX RED AND EL ARCO IRIS ARE EXCHANGING CHOPS BACK AND FORTH!

JONATHAN MARX: These two have no love loss for each other and they are using whatever remaining strength they have to do each other in.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED KNEELIFTS EL ARCO IRS RIGHT IN THE CHEST AND HE FALLS DOWN TO HIS KNEES! Felix rushes towards the top rope and is climbing to the top…..

VIC WATERS: Luster is still down and he looks in awful shape.

BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A SECOND, EL ARCO IRIS IS GETTING UP AND HE IS COMING AFTER FELIX RED!

JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris must not have been hurt as much as Felix Red thought. Hell, as I thought.

BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND FELIX RED TURNS AROUND AND SEES HIM! Both men are exchanging punches on the top turnbuckle back and forth in order to get control!

JONATHAN MARX: This is really dangerous, either one of these men could fall off and seriously hurt themselves and it is a nasty spill all the way to the outside from the top turnbuckle.

BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS WINS THE BATTLE…. EL ARCO IRIS GRABS THE TIGHTS AND HE SUPERPLEXES FELIX RED OFF THE TOP ROPE DOWN TO THE MAT BELOW! Both men are out of it!

VIC WATERS: Both men landed with a lot of impact, hopefully Felix Red can get away before El Arco Iris goes for the pinfall.

BRANDON JACOBS: WAIT A MINUTE, LUSTER IS CRAWLING OVER TO FELIX RED AND HE PUTS HIS ARM OVER HIM IN ORDER TO MAKE THE COVER!

VIC WATERS: NO! FOR GOD SAKE NO! KICK OUT FELIX!

BRANDON JACOBS: The referee goes down to make the count! 1------------------------------------------2---------------------------------------- FELIX RED MANAGES TO KICK OUT AT WITH LESS THAN A TENTH OF A SECOND LEFT!

VIC WATERS: Lord have mercy.

BRANDON JACOBS: Luster picks up Felix Red and he starts punching him with hard right hands right in the face and Felix Red is being back up towards the ropes!

CROWD: LUSTER! LUSTER! LUSTER!

JONATHAN MARX: Luster is ripping right into Felix Red like there is no tomorrow. I haven’t seen punches like that in a long time.

VIC WATERS: The referee really should step in, those are closed punches right to the face.

BRANDON JACOBS: El Arco Iris is slowly getting up and he sees Luster & Felix brawling it out…. EL ARCO IRIS IS CALLING FOR THE HAPPY DANCE AND NEITHER MAN SEES HIM!

JONATHAN MARX: El Arco Iris is waiting to take his shot.

BRANDON JACOBS: FELIX RED HITS LUSTER WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK AND LUSTER TUMBLES BACKWARDS TOWARDS EL ARCO IRIS…. EL ARCO IRIS HITS HIM WITH THE HAPPY DANCE SUPERKICK AND LUSTER FALLS BACKWARDS AND KNOCKS FELIX RED OUT OF THE RING!

JONATHAN MARX: LUSTER GOT SANDWICHED BETWEEN BOTH KICKS AND FELIX RED IS ON THE FLOOR!

BRANDON JACOBS: EL ARCO IRIS HOOKS THE LEG AND MAKES THE COVER ON LUSTER! 1--------------------------------------------2----------------------------------------------------------3!

RING ANNOUNCER: The winner of the match…. EL ARCO IRIS!


BRANDON JACOBS: What an ending, El Arco Iris barely squeezed that one out, but he is your winner.

VIC WATERS: It took kicks from both Felix Red and El Arco Iris to take Luster out, he was in this match the whole entire time, he just had a bad spot of luck being caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.

JONATHAN MARX: All three men gave each other a hell of a fight.

(CUEUP: “One Shot At Glory” by Judas Priest)

BRANDON JACOBS: What is going on here?!

::Wink steps out on Fenway Park with a microphone in his hand::

JONATHAN MARX: This must be the big announcement Wink was going to make.

CHRIS WINK: Thank you everyone, it is great to be right here in the home of the next World Series Champion Boston Red Sox. But cheap pops aside, we have some great news for everyone. It has been a dream of World’s Finest Wrestling ever since we began to run a show down in Mexico and it is finally going to happen at our next show, Guerra Interminable or Never Ending War. For one night, we are going to embrace the full spirit of Lucha Libre and for the night, we will be operating under Lucha Libre rules with minis matches, six mans, and our first ever cibernetico to determine who will face the WFW North American Champion at the PPV. El Arco Iris, after meeting with the board of directors, we have decided that after your big win here tonight, that YOU will be the one to face the WFW World Heavyweight Champion Manson at Arena Mexico in the main event in a best two out of three fall match.

::an ecstatic El Arco Iris is in the ring waving the Mexican flag::

CHRIS WINK: VIVA LA LUCHA LIBRE~! ::Wink throws down the mic wand walks off::

BRANDON JACOBS: That is going to be a lot of fun.

JONATHAN MARX: Hopefully we can do all of the Lucha Libre legends justice and put on a hell of a show.

VIC WATERS: VIVA TEQUILLA!

BRANDON JACOBS: Folks, we have to take a commercial break, when we comeback, Psycho will put the WFW North American Title on the line against Golem, STAY TUNED!