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JABolich
07-16-04, 02:41 AM
Filth. A battered sofa. Empty Pizza Hut boxes everywhere. A fat man with unkempt brown hair sitting on the couch, wearing an oversized "NO FALSE GIMMICKS" T-shirt. A television blasting NEW Destrucity at high volume.

This is the domain of Scooter McGufferin.

On the TV, Jean Rabesque is crowned World Champion.

On the sofa, Scooter jumps up, Meat Lover's tumbling from his mouth.

"YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"

His screams of utter joy, barely muffled by his gorging on Pizza Hut, echo through the house long after the PPV ends.