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Ian Bishop
02-22-15, 05:54 PM
If a certain red head individual even DARES talk smack about me, I have a nudie to post all over the internet. I'll give you a hint who it is: it's MJ Bell. IF, however, anyone wants it REALLY BAD, and they have enough cash, I could sell it to you.

Mike Best
02-22-15, 06:10 PM
Nobody wants to see a naked picture of any woman who would willingly let you see her naked, you hatchet faced bridge troll. You should be the leader of a stable called "The Unfuckables".

Jorden Snow
02-22-15, 06:15 PM
If a certain red head individual even DARES talk smack about me, I have a nudie to post all over the internet. I'll give you a hint who it is: it's MJ Bell. IF, however, anyone wants it REALLY BAD, and they have enough cash, I could sell it to you.

I have $150.00 prize money I'm willing to steal and spend on those naked pictures. ;)

MJ Bell
02-22-15, 06:19 PM
Wow. You're pathetic, Ian. I never sent you any nudes so good luck with whatever.

Mike Best
02-22-15, 06:22 PM
Bitch, you're living in the era of the Cloud. If that shit was on your phone, it's now on everyone's phone.

But not on mine, because my phone has a weight limit.

Ian Bishop
02-22-15, 06:24 PM
Nobody wants to see a naked picture of any woman who would willingly let you see her naked, you hatchet faced bridge troll. You should be the leader of a stable called "The Unfuckables".

"Hatchet faced bridge troll"? "The Unfuckables"? How old are you Mike, seven and half? How about we talk about you had to change your last name to 'Best' because you need to make yourself look good to compensate for things like, how awful a wrestler you are, and how much of a tiny dick you got cause I got nudes of a woman and you don't. Maybe you got nudes of six year old boys because anyone who names themselves as 'Best' is probably not over the age of ten.

Actual quote from Mike: "OH LOOK AT MY BOYZ I AM DA BEST. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"

I am Mister Incredible, you pussy fuck. I didn't nickname myself that, I got that nickname from my peers, for kicking the living blood, sweat and shit out of everyone who has crossed my path. I've kidnapped people from across the pond, I've whipped black people for the FUCKING FUN OF IT, hell, I'll even admit to letting a few fuckers bleed out.

You aren't MICHAEL LEE BEST. You're MICHAEL THE WORST.

And that's the truth.

Mike Best
02-22-15, 06:29 PM
...my last name is "Best" because my father's last name is "Best".

That's how heritage works. I'm sure you don't understand, since your father ran out on you and your mom just like her other seven baby daddies, but in the real world, a son takes his father's last name. I would talk more specific shit about you, but I have literally never heard of you before in my life and I assume that most of your "big name matches" had to be over by 9PM so that bingo could start on time.

Jman2k3
02-22-15, 06:37 PM
Watching this Ian person trying to talk trash is rather pathetic.

Mike Best
02-22-15, 06:39 PM
When Scott Stevens, the man whose parents taught him how to trash talk wrong as a joke, tells you that you're bad at it, you'd may as well just sit on the train tracks and wait for the pretty lights to take you to Valhalla.

Ian Bishop
02-22-15, 06:43 PM
My father unfortunately stayed, and beat me, and my mother, and my brothers and sisters. It sucked at the time but made me tough as nails. And likewise Mike, I haven't heard shit about you either. I've wrestled in bingo halls.. when I was 14, that was 16 years ago and now I've wrestled all over the fucking world in arena's and stadiums. I've been wrestling professionally since I was sixteen years old, all over the world, mentored from the best, not a Best like you, no, you flaunt your championships like it's the only thing you got in life, but from real hardcore wrestlers and those who could make you cry by grabbing your pinky.

You just better hope someone eliminates your first before I enter that damn ring, cause I'll be gunning for your, BOY.

Ian Bishop
02-22-15, 06:45 PM
Watching this Ian person trying to talk trash is rather pathetic.

At least I'm trash talking. You sitting on the sidelines with your hands in your pocket like the scared bitch you are. YOu fuckers keep giving me fuel, you keep giving me hate, I'm going to give it all back. I'm the cockroach that never goes away.

Mike Best
02-22-15, 06:47 PM
Aww, poor Ian Bishop. You sound like you were very abused.

Which makes sense. Because if my kid was a whiny cunt like you, I would have beat him twice a fucking day just to avoid drinking myself into a broken husk from sheer disappointment and irritation. You started wrestling at fourteen? Are there not child labor laws where you live?

I'm not surprised you've never heard of me. I'm on television, and from the looks of things, the last television you owned got sold for $30 at a shady pawnshop so that you could support all nineteen of your meth habits. You're so fucking dark and brooding that I'm amazed we aren't having this conversation in a German sex dungeon.

Ian Bishop
02-22-15, 06:52 PM
Aww, poor Ian Bishop. You sound like you were very abused.

Which makes sense. Because if my kid was a whiny cunt like you, I would have beat him twice a fucking day just to avoid drinking myself into a broken husk from sheer disappointment and irritation. You started wrestling at fourteen? Are there not child labor laws where you live?

I'm not surprised you've never heard of me. I'm on television, and from the looks of things, the last television you owned got sold for $30 at a shady pawnshop so that you could support all nineteen of your meth habits. You're so fucking dark and brooding that I'm amazed we aren't having this conversation in a German sex dungeon.

You keep talking to me about the way I look, Mike. Hahaha. Why not worry less about how I look and more about how I'm going to knock your head off with my arm. You see, I'm so disappointed. You and I share so many views, women don't deserve shit in the world of wrestling, you probably hate the colored too, but here you are, dissing a fellow brethren. Hows about you shut your face and we work on making it us in the final two of Battlemania, and when the dust settles, you can know why it's better to be Incredible.

Cyrith
02-22-15, 07:01 PM
...I'm amazed we aren't having this conversation in a German sex dungeon.

Now your ragging on sex dungeons? We are so not going to get along.

Jman2k3
02-24-15, 01:08 AM
"Hatchet faced bridge troll"? "The Unfuckables"? How old are you Mike, seven and half? How about we talk about you had to change your last name to 'Best' because you need to make yourself look good to compensate for things like, how awful a wrestler you are, and how much of a tiny dick you got cause I got nudes of a woman and you don't. Maybe you got nudes of six year old boys because anyone who names themselves as 'Best' is probably not over the age of ten.

Actual quote from Mike: "OH LOOK AT MY BOYZ I AM DA BEST. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"

I am Mister Incredible, you pussy fuck. I didn't nickname myself that, I got that nickname from my peers, for kicking the living blood, sweat and shit out of everyone who has crossed my path. I've kidnapped people from across the pond, I've whipped black people for the FUCKING FUN OF IT, hell, I'll even admit to letting a few fuckers bleed out.

You aren't MICHAEL LEE BEST. You're MICHAEL THE WORST.

And that's the truth.

So it's not racist if I tie you to the back of my pickup and drag you around while i drive down the street is it if I do it for the black people you whipped for fun?

You let fuckers bleed out? Well when you give people vicious paper cuts that tends to happen when your skin is cut.


My father unfortunately stayed, and beat me, and my mother, and my brothers and sisters. It sucked at the time but made me tough as nails. And likewise Mike, I haven't heard shit about you either. I've wrestled in bingo halls.. when I was 14, that was 16 years ago and now I've wrestled all over the fucking world in arena's and stadiums. I've been wrestling professionally since I was sixteen years old, all over the world, mentored from the best, not a Best like you, no, you flaunt your championships like it's the only thing you got in life, but from real hardcore wrestlers and those who could make you cry by grabbing your pinky.

You just better hope someone eliminates your first before I enter that damn ring, cause I'll be gunning for your, BOY.

You wrestled in bingo halls? Well tell me something mister, did you ever get a bingo while wrestling in this bingo hall??? Didn't think so.

What stadiums and arenas have you filled? Just curious.

You're gunning for Mike? Ian you'll be eliminated in 15 seconds of when you enter the match.

You talk about being hardcore because you are a hardcore failure in life. That's why your daddy beat you because you brought nothing but shame and disappointment to your shitty family.


At least I'm trash talking. You sitting on the sidelines with your hands in your pocket like the scared bitch you are. YOu fuckers keep giving me fuel, you keep giving me hate, I'm going to give it all back. I'm the cockroach that never goes away.

Scared bitch? How cute.

You're going to give it back? Thanks but no thanks. No one wants your HIV positive infected ass.

Do us a favor, this fuel you keep saying we keep giving you, go fill up your smart car and drive off of the nearest cliff and go out in a smoldering explosion like a Michael Bay movie because that is the only way you'll ever be relevant in the world of wrestling.

If you're a cockroach prepare to be squished.