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Mike Best
02-21-15, 01:22 AM
Hey kids, it's me.

I'm Mike Best from HOW. I don't introduce myself by my real name anymore because potential employers and prospective girlfriends aren't fond of finding my real name attached to nasty words like "rape" or "Whitecloud". Some of you probably know me, some of you probably don't, but if you do, it's probably because you've heard me shit all over EFG like an angry German pornstar in a creepy sex dungeon.

Obviously on High Octane Radio and Mike'd Up (CHEAP PLUG TO MY SUPER AWESOME TUESDAY NIGHT PODCAST!!!) I love to have my fun and talk my shit, but that's e-wrestling to me. Shooting the shit and bagging on guys. I have a lot of respect for the EFG guys, and I'm a big fan of FWrestling in general. You guys do great shit for the community, especially for feds that otherwise wouldn't have a home.

Anyway, I'm joining up here because life didn't turn out quite the way I'd hoped and now I'm probably going to join BattleMania. Also, because I miss talking about e-wrestling with people of different opinions from myself, and only participating within your own fed gets a little circle-jerky.

SO UH, HI GUYS.

Jorden Snow
02-21-15, 01:38 AM
Why hello. And welcome. And all that jazz. Cool that you signed up. Hope that you stick around and all that. *Waves*

Ernie
02-21-15, 06:57 AM
Hey Mike. As much rivalry as we've had over the last few years, I really am looking to seeing you in BATTLEMANIA. Halkum is always saying what a great RPer you are so I'm excited to see what you produce for the event. Have fun here, man. Thanks for signing up.

Chad
02-22-15, 01:39 AM
Well look who finally showed up. Time to close down this popsicle stand. ;)

Mike Best
02-24-15, 06:36 PM
Ernie, I really need to know what the deal is with our "rivalry" cause I don't think we've ever had one and you're making it all up lol.

I've been on your show a bunch, always went well. I took your kids to Disney to visit Dave Tyrell and order extra fries just to make his day more difficult. We shared a cabin during the cold months and used one another's naked bodies for a source of heat. WHY DO YOU THINK WE ARE RIVALS?

Dan
02-25-15, 04:28 PM
Ernie, I really need to know what the deal is with our "rivalry" cause I don't think we've ever had one and you're making it all up lol.

I've been on your show a bunch, always went well. I took your kids to Disney to visit Dave Tyrell and order extra fries just to make his day more difficult. We shared a cabin during the cold months and used one another's naked bodies for a source of heat. WHY DO YOU THINK WE ARE RIVALS?

The crazy part about all that is I had a very similar conversation with Ernie, like, two days ago. I think he just guilts us so we keep buying him things. I had a girlfriend like that once and I still can't find my cat to this day.

Jorden Snow
02-25-15, 06:05 PM
*pets Dans cat*

*whispers* I know where both the cat and the girlfriend are.. Ones dead in the basement, the other in my lap. */whisper*

Ernie
02-25-15, 07:35 PM
*pets Dans cat*

*whispers* I know where both the cat and the girlfriend are.. Ones dead in the basement, the other in my lap. */whisper*

Why are you petting a dead cat in the basement?

Dan
02-26-15, 11:27 AM
Why are you petting a dead cat in the basement?

Yeah, that's what I took away from that too.

You can keep my ex ... dead or alive, but for the sake of your sanity and ears you may want to go with the former.