View Full Version : So I had a nose swab this morning...

05-30-12, 11:59 PM
...and it was fucking intense.

The lady told me to hold out my hand so she could see how long my index finger was because that's how far they stick it up your nose. I offered her my pinky finger but she wasn't sold on the offer.

It was intense. Sitting there with my head back, she did the swab but it still felt like the damn thing was up my nose. I had my eyes closed because I'm a big girl when it comes to people sticking things into me (key criteria for not being a homo). I seriously asked her "How long do you have to leave these things in there?"

There was one swab and she'd taken it out already. So I was walking around afterwards feeling fluffy in the head so I'm pretty sure she poked my brain and I have no recollection of anything prior to 1988 anymore.

Has anyone else ever had one of these intrusive things before?

I would recommend NEVER going to have one done if you can avoid it.

My poor two year-old son had to have one as well (because our four year-old got diagnosed with some mangy cough) and I had to literally apply a sleeper with a wrist clutch on him to keep him still.

Just say NO to nasal swabs.

05-31-12, 12:49 PM
What the hell is going on in Australia???

05-31-12, 05:41 PM
You're telling me! It's seem pretty archaic to me. I thought medical science had advanced past **** like that but clearly I'm wrong.

J The Ripper
06-01-12, 09:36 AM
Although, Voss, your point of having things inside you doesn't rule you out as a possible homosexual. You could just be a top.

06-04-12, 01:11 AM
Why did you have to get the nose swab, anyway?

06-18-12, 03:45 PM
That is freaky. They have some STD tests where they do the same thing to your urethra... or so I'm told.

06-18-12, 08:17 PM
Why did you have to get the nose swab, anyway?One of the kids contracted some crazy super cough so we all had to get tested.