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DBrunkGXW
06-21-07, 10:05 AM
The next show for EPW will be Russian Roulette.

On the first Russian Roulette, Lindsay Troy pulled off the swerve of a lifetime when she defeated Beast for the EPW World Title under the guise of Dis.

This year, the winner of the King of the Cage Tournament will challenge for that same World Title in the main event - in addition to many more exciting matches.

Let us know here if you're available for booking.

NOTE: If you don't reply to the thread, you WILL NOT BE BOOKED.

You have roughly until Wrestlestock is posted to reply, although I will give some leeway.

- Dave, EPW Owner

TH
06-21-07, 10:09 AM
Even if I don't win KotC, I'm available for the bookings.

QueenOfTheRing
06-21-07, 10:12 AM
Troy's available, regardless of the outcome of the match with VeganMan. >=)

DizzaHizza
06-21-07, 10:43 AM
Available, boss.

CuseTroy
06-21-07, 11:55 AM
Troy Douglas is available

jayshort
06-21-07, 12:02 PM
Same as Mr. Holzerman, win/lose/ or draw, Trip will definitely be participating.

Stalker
06-21-07, 12:14 PM
You know i'll be there

t r e
06-21-07, 04:07 PM
Ice Tre's contract with EPW is set to expire following the Russian Roulette '07 event, if memory serves.

but god knows that if his contract is not to be renewed ... and he's "going out", then he's "going out" with a biz-ickity-stickity-BANG.

The Tre will be there.

Holla.

RStrawsma
06-21-07, 04:22 PM
Please add to the list:

Rocko Daymon
Caitlyn Daymon
THE CHRONIC COLLIZION!! (formerly the Crimson Calling)
Mystery Entrant

King Bear
06-21-07, 04:37 PM
Class Act is in.

TheOriginalSE
06-21-07, 05:03 PM
Beau Michaels is in .... and he likes teh way it feels.

The Great Eye
06-22-07, 03:35 AM
The First is in, will see if Dope wakes up so it'll be a tag match.

BigDaddy
06-22-07, 09:36 PM
The HPSC, Farnswirth and Benjamin, will be IN.

Hell_Fighter
06-23-07, 05:07 PM
"The Dark Phenom" Nakita Dahaka is present and accounted for Russian Roulette. If you need me I'm here.

JIrish780
06-23-07, 05:10 PM
I'm available for parties, weddings, bah mitzvahs, celebrity roasts, weenie roasts, nuclear test site openings, and yes, EPWs Russian Roulette

Foxx
06-23-07, 09:38 PM
I think I need to say something so... something.

I'm still alive.

Phenomenal
06-24-07, 03:06 AM
Present and accounted for. Available.

The Great Eye
06-24-07, 06:16 AM
Dope is down for a tag match. First/Dope AKA "The Forsaken" will be there.

EpyonMarx
06-24-07, 09:41 AM
Brown's in. And extending this post to beyond the requisite ten letters without using Tom's method :-p

MarcusWestcott
06-24-07, 09:58 PM
IN...!@hapol

Bruno N' Beauty
06-26-07, 04:24 PM
IN for my debut!

QueenOfTheRing
06-26-07, 04:26 PM
Welcome to EPW. As custom, all new hires must give me rum or be jobbed to Cameron Cruise.

And trust me, you don't want to be jobbed to Cameron Cruise. ;)

Bruno N' Beauty
06-26-07, 05:08 PM
Tell me about it - he did the old JOB to me in A1E ;). Thanks for the welcome, expect your rum shortly. Spiced?

QueenOfTheRing
06-26-07, 05:10 PM
As long as it's not rancid "well" sh*t. ;)

EpyonMarx
06-26-07, 05:18 PM
Rum... horrible muck. :-p

QueenOfTheRing
06-26-07, 05:20 PM
Go back to your cider, limey. ;)

EDIT: 1,000th post, b*tches!

EpyonMarx
06-26-07, 05:21 PM
Nowt wrong with a good glass or seven of REAL cider :-p

Though if you're buying, I'll take a bottle of midouri instead, yankie ;)

Bruno N' Beauty
06-26-07, 05:35 PM
Midouri? I thought that was for tummy aches?

EpyonMarx
06-26-07, 05:39 PM
Misspelt, meant midori >.>

I was wondering why someone thought a melon liqueur was for tummy aches... now whiskey for toothache, I know works.

Bruno N' Beauty
06-26-07, 05:48 PM
I was being sarcastic, since midori is pretty wack lol

TSiegel
06-27-07, 11:35 AM
In.

P.S. Everytime Lindz does a "Welcome Greeting" like she did recently..

A kitten dies.

QueenOfTheRing
06-27-07, 12:57 PM
Well, it's a good thing I'm a dog person then. >=)

Linguistic
06-27-07, 01:19 PM
You know what they call a female dog person...

:D

EpyonMarx
06-27-07, 01:28 PM
But how can you say no to a cute lil fella like this?

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-7/792788/n709290561_310187_5868.jpg

Or this...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-7/792788/rawrrr.jpg

Or a helpful lil critter like...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-7/792788/n29715995_32207544_3683.jpg

hm?

And yes, I do have too much free time to go around collecting lolcats.

QueenOfTheRing
06-27-07, 02:14 PM
You know what they call a female dog person...

:D

http://www.thewrestlingcrypt.com/seanohaire.jpg
You're not telling me anything that I don't already know.

Nice try at being witty though, Josh. Too bad you failed. >=)

And Karl, I get Mike Renner to smash bags of kittens for me. ;)

EpyonMarx
06-27-07, 02:36 PM
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-7/792788/catparrot.jpg

:p

DizzaHizza
06-27-07, 03:41 PM
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1161382102-trash.b.jpg

QueenOfTheRing
06-27-07, 04:02 PM
Is that ET's head photoshopped, shrunk and colored changed onto a cat, Karl?

EpyonMarx
06-27-07, 04:11 PM
Possibly. Though I'm more scared by this guy

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-7/792788/drillcat.jpg

FEAR DRILLCAT!!

DizzaHizza
06-27-07, 04:26 PM
Fear Ninja Cat!!

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/1610/ninjacat28ov.jpg

QueenOfTheRing
06-27-07, 04:28 PM
He's the Juggernaut, b*tch!

http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/cats/xmen.jpg

EpyonMarx
06-27-07, 04:43 PM
And for the Star Trek fans...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-7/792788/nurvpintsh.jpg

Linguistic
06-27-07, 06:38 PM
You're not telling me anything that I don't already know.

Nice try at being witty though, Josh. Too bad you failed. >=)

And Karl, I get Mike Renner to smash bags of kittens for me. ;)

Was it a failed attempt at wit, or is my wit so awesomely divine that you just can't wrap your brain around it?

English Majors are all the same... so full of smuggy self-importance and shoot-downy insults that damage others' self esteem.

I'm so glad I got my enchanted Lindz-insult-repelling helmet from the "Magical Juggernaut Store of Repellanty Stuff That Protects You from Grammar Nazis" (or "MJ SoRST Py f GN", for short).

Edgar
06-27-07, 07:31 PM
-I'm in if I don't come out of WrestleStock as the EPW Tag Team Champ.
-I'm out if I do come out of WrestleStock as the EPW Tag Team Champ.

I'm reading the How To Be a Long Term Champion for Dummies book. Hulk Hogan wrote it, but I think EPW's very own RINJII was a big inspiration for it too.

Phenomenal
06-30-07, 01:09 AM
What we have learned so far...

Lindz likes Smashed Cats, Smashing Rum and just being...smashed.

Edgar will be IN for the next PPV

and Josh Ray is a wussy! :p

JLevinson
06-30-07, 11:04 AM
I'm in like Flynn.

Linguistic
06-30-07, 01:20 PM
and Josh Ray is a wussy! :p

I thought "wussy" was the new "chest hair"... meaning I'm one sexy SOB... right?

TSiegel
06-30-07, 03:25 PM
Jeez.

One comment for my own defense and I open up a whole new level of WHAT THE F*CK!!

:)

Phenomenal
06-30-07, 04:20 PM
Yes. Mr. Seigel. Level 7

Sexy Wussy SOB's... Alcoholics w/ Rum I V's and Drillcats.

Fear SOB'n Drillcats with Rum IV's :rolleyes: