View Full Version : Winner Chooses Loser's BattleBRAWL #: Cruise v Hart

07-17-06, 01:55 AM
All RP for the between CAMERON CRUISE and SHAWN HART at RAUCOUS should be done in this folder. Any RP posted outside of the folder will not count.

* The winner of the match chooses which spot the loser will enter during the BattleBRAWL rumble!

The RP deadline is 11:59pm on Monday, July 24th. Angles should be sent to secandido@san.rr.com ..

07-20-06, 06:14 PM
"So finally the world get's to see a match that they could care less about in "Cruise vs Hart" in NEW...and it's given a catch."

(Fadein, Cameron Cruise in front of an NEW ERA backdrop.)

CRUISE: I mean...really...I can understand afew years ago...MAYBE Shawn Hart was someone to really be taken seriously...but really...come on...

He comes back to a fed that I'm sure in some way treated him with the dignity that a former CHAMPION should be...only to get beat in a match or two right off the bat, one which included a two out of three falls match against ROCKO DAYMON.

(Cruise clears his throat.)

Now this isn't a knock against Daymon by any means, I've worked with the guy, so I know he wrestles his ass off...

But come on Shawn...you lost to Rocko in TWO...STRAIGHT...FALLS.

At least make the match worth WATCHING.

And now I've got the misfortune of carrying you for yet ANOTHER match...and when I beat you...you get to travel to New York City to be EMBARRASSED ON WORLD-WIDE PAY-PER-VIEW...when I decide the number you get to enter the Rumble in.


Maybe this might be appetizing after all.


07-21-06, 06:37 PM
FADE IN: Shawn Hart, downtrodden and dejected, is slumping back in his La-Z-Boy. Laden with bread crumbs, marinara spills, and renegade Ruffles chips from last Thursday, he stares intently at the Murphy Brown reruns projecting from his television set.

HART: "Ohh Candace Bergen... how delightfully decadent you once were. Like a piece of candy... Candy Bergen and her big butter balls. I'd switch to Sprint for that booty in a heartbeat... 10 cents a minute or not."


HART: "Mmmm... Corky Sherwood-Forest. I'll trim your bush anytime... even if it is infested with small, woodland creatures."

He pauses for a beat... and reflects.

HART: "What the hell?! I used to be big business... now I'm just a porn-addicted fry cook at a Greek/Thai hamburger stand living in his mother's basement!"

Ma Hart interjects from the upper level...

MAVIS: "SHAAAAAAAAWN!!! Come give mum a sponge bath and take out the damn trash you worthless sunuva *grumble-SNORT*"

The former Phenom shakes his head in disgust.

HART: "Unnngghhh... What in the sam hill am I doing?! I don't need to put up with this JACK-holery, and since my Texas Hold 'Em career didn't pan out..."

CUT TO: Harrah's Casino in New Orleans - 2006 WSOP - Limit Hold 'Em Table 6

CHRIS 'JESUS' FERGUSON: "Beat this, Bubbles..."

DEALER: "FERGUSON shows a FULL HOUSE, 10's full of Aces..."

HART: "Oh yeah!!?! Well I've got ALL REDS, nnnnnnnndaddio!! Read 'em n' weep!"

CUT TO: The present.

HART: "...I guess I'll have to get back into 'rasslin. I mean, it IS time for the BattleBRAWL, aftah all."

He scratches his chin in a rather pensive manner.

HART: "Now where did I put that Thighmaster?"