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jediPREZ
06-10-03, 06:00 PM
FADEIN: 'COCKY' CRAIG MILES is sitting in the locker room, alone - it looks like either nobody's there at the moment, or they must have all left. His hair is static-shocked with blood dyeing the blond locks, his eyes bulged wide, a cigarette precariously hanging from his lips. It's Tyler Durden after 5 speedballs of Cocaine...Swirling above Miles' head are faded images of CSWA wrestlers as he maniacally stares off into the empty space in front of him...

TROY WINDHAM'S head swims forward...

"We're going to take these wings and learn to fly."

TSUNAMI....

"ALERT! DANGER MAN! ALERT DANGERMAN!"

SHANE SOUTHERN...

"Party's Over."

TSUNAMI...

"ALERT! DANGER MAN! CARIBOU!"

SHANE SOUTHERN...

"Party's Over."

MANUEL JUAREZ...

"No hable ingles! Yo quiero Taco Bell!"

HORNET...

(like a record scratching) "M-m-m-My name is Paul."

TSUNAMI...

"ADLER-SAN BURN ME!"

HORNET...

"My-m-m-my name is Paul."

TROY WINDHAM...

"Learn to Fly."

SHANE SOUTHERN

"Party's over..."

"CARIBOUUUUUUU!"

"Learn to Fly"

"My-m-m-my name is Paul."

"BURN ME ADLER-SAN!"

"Party's Over."

"CARIBOU!"

"Party's Over."

"ADLER-SAN!"

"Party's Over."

"ADLER-SAN CARCASS!"

"Party's Over."

"PARTY'S OVER."

MILES flies up from his seat flying into the lockers with a kick that dents the door so bad, it just falls off its hinges onto the floor! Miles sees a nearby table and overturns it, he takes a chair and starts bashing the wall! The chair shatters, his hands are bloody he's looking for ANYTHING to destroy, he's INSANE with rage...

And then on the floor he sees his lighter and pack of smokes, he picks them up. Slowly in his bloody hand, he places a cigarette in his mouth, lights it and takes a drag. His eyes slit for a moment as he grins and he quickly runs out of view...he comes back holding a case of gasoline and he's pouring it all over the ground. He takes a drag, blows out a smoke ring and flicks the cigarette onto the floor and we see the floor burst into flame through the reflection in MILES' eyes as he sickingly grins to himself...the smoke alarms start going off!

MILES: "DANGER! DANGER! Southern, Adler-san! DANGER! DANGER! Windhams ALERT! ALERT!"

MILES pulls out another cigarette as the busted table now starts going up in flames as well. He uses the fire in front of him to light it, takes a drag, exhales, turns and leaves...FTB